Elle Fanning in Prada at Twilight Premiere

Posted on November 13, 2012

Oh God. We do so love it when babystars are allowed to pick out their own clothes. Take every embarrassing thing you wore between the ages of twelve and seventeen to hang out at the mall, multiply the cost by a factor of about ten thousand, add 500  photographers, and you get babystars on the red carpet; a veritable parade of looks they will deny ever having worn when they’re in their thirties. This is why we do what we do, darlings; to provide a record of all those looks these little fledgling stars are going to disavow for the rest of their careers.

Elle, honey? That’s your cue.

 

Elle Fanning attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2′ World Premiere in head-to-toe Prada.

Prada Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Stina Rapp Wastenson

Prada Spring 2013 Collection

We shouldn’t point and laugh at little girls but – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Oh, we can’t with that. It’s just too much.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber, Izumi Hasegawa/PRPhotos.com]

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      Was the dress-code “Heinous nude dresses”?

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Can you imagine the phone calls before the premiere?  Elle, this is Kristen.I”m wearing a nude brassiere and my beige granny panties.  Can you wear something fug too?

    • gsk241

      Light she was and like a fairy,

      And her shoes were number nine

      Herring boxes, without topses,

      Sandals were for Clementine!

      • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

        Totally impressed.  (With your verse, not the dress.)

        • http://twitter.com/EBarney EBarney

          It’s a verse from “Oh My Darling Clementine”

          • gsk241

             I remember learning that song in elementary school, and haven’t thought of it since.  Until I saw this picture.

          • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

            Oh, I know that, I was just impressed that you called it up in this context. Americana Snaps!

      • MoHub

         Perfect. Just hope she doesn’t “fall into the foaming brine”!

      • choco

        I think I’m too young to get this…

    • choco

      OMG. WTF are those platform flip flops?!?!?!?!

      • Thuc Dang

        Prada’s most recent trainwreck

      • http://twitter.com/luqluqe LuqeMann

         I think even her feet look sad having to wear that er, thing.

    • http://twitter.com/NormDeplume720 Norm Deplume

      I do wish she’d stop dying her hair yellow. 

      Can’t even comment on the outfit. It’s just beyond words.

      • Kristin McNamara

        BUT BUT BUT…!
        Her face IS NOT BLINDING US WITH SHININESS!!!
        Progress, people.

    • http://twitter.com/SuzBald Susan Baldwin

      It seems as though she can barely walk off the RC in her platform bow sproingy shoes.  

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         Sproingy is an excellent word.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

          Imagine if they had actual springs! I would unreservedly LOVE that. These, on the other hand, look like a lot of work and very little fun.

          • http://profiles.google.com/j.allen27 Jennifer Allen

            There are shoes with spring heels. They are called Sprongs. They are terrible.

            • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

              I’m pretty sure Helena Bonham Carter has those, they are terrible and at the same time they make me love her even more.

    • http://twitter.com/FlaviaGPantoja Flavia Pantoja

       Where is her mother? I mean, she must have adult-supervision right?? Where are her best friends?? 

      • Tatiana Luján

        She isn’t being vulgar. I think parents should let their kids make some mistakes.

        • Sartorial_She

          I tell myself that every day when I let my 6 year old walk out the door in a non-vulgar–but otherwise hideous–concoction of an outfit.

          • jennifromcali

            But your daughter isn’t going on the red carpet to be photographed …she’s going to first grade.

    • miagain

      those look like homemade shoes

      • Mismarker

        Oh, I needed that laugh.  Thank you.

      • fallen_ikon

        They look like something you’d see on Regretsy..

      • http://twitter.com/blbathie Brittany Bathie

        Any child of the 80’s around here remember moon shoes?!  I’m having flashbacks!

        • kimmeister

          Yes!  They were around for what, 15 minutes?

          • snarkykitten

             they must have come back with a vengence in the 90s because I remember bouncing all over my parents’ house in them until I chipped a tooth

      • DesertDweller79

         LOL.  Oh, Prada…..wtf?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

      The dog ate my gym shorts, and I can’t find anything but my flip flops, OK?

    • MilaXX

      You know what? It’s silly and ridiculous, but I still love her for wearing it. it makes her looks like the kid she really is. While I adore Kiernan Shipka and her perfect little miss looks, I also like Elle for having access to fashion and having fun with it.

      • RebeccaKW

         I sort of agree.  It makes me laugh from the craziness of it, but on her, it’s more of a sweet crazy.  Where you think, ‘in a few years, she’ll figure it out, let her have fun now.’  If you saw this on Jennifer Aniston or even Ashley Greene, it would be horrifying crazy.

        • leftcoastpickle

          i wish I could photo shop well enough to make that Jennifer Aniston image happen.

      • http://twitter.com/starrika Ali

         Kiernan is fabulous, but I rather love Elle, because she seems to take such joy in dressing up.

        • MilaXX

          I’m not dissing Kiernan, there’s something very sweet and not artificial about her sweetness. It just that Elle’s teen wackiness and that mega watt smile she flashes, that I enjoy.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lucía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

        I agree, besides, at this point you just KNOW she’s not only having fun but she’s also screwing with us a lil’ bit. I do wish she was wearing comfier shoes while doing it though.

        • MilaXX

          Not gonna lie, teenaged me would have been drawn to those shoes as well. In fact I like the shoes better than the outfit.

      • Nicholas

        Not even trying and failing is always worse than trying and failing at it.

        At least it makes her stand out—and it might be comfy to wear compared to the Medieval torture devices women normally subject their feet to.

      • http://twitter.com/nicey_nizzy nizea paqueo

        as a matter of fact, i prefer Elle’s wackiness to Kiernan’s perfect looks..her wackiness seems so normal, something a normal tween would do, albeit in really expensive clothes..

      • TieDye64

        Yes. As ugly as this may be at least she’s not flashing the goods at us. It’s goofy as hell, but it’s not vulgar. 

    • hillmad

      BWAHAHAHAHA! 

    • Kayceed

      This is an Edina Monsoon moment.

      • fiestyfashionfem

        Totes!

    • KateWo

      I was all ‘it’s not horrible’ then scroll down dug to those shoes! Should have worn those gold ones the model has.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

      I want video of her walking in those shoes. I bet she looked like a pastel Frankenstein

      • random_poster

        I was thinking she’d walk like a duck, but you hit it on the head with Frankenstein.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000905542323 Rhonda Shore

      i like the shoes though…but prefer the green ones on the model…

    • http://twitter.com/tangodiva Tanya Wade

      “Memoirs of a Geisha, the Laguna Beach Years.”

      Elle, how could you, hunty?

    • http://twitter.com/jeremiahcapz Jeremiah Capacillo

      Oh Miucia darling. I can with the dress but those shoes…

    • Judy_J

      Those shoes are beyond hideous!  And they can’t be comfortable to walk in…look at how she’s having to look at her feet when she’s taking steps.  The dress is bad too, but not nearly as bad as those shoes.

    • jw_ny

      hysterical. 

    • PeaceBang

      But SOMEONE designed those shoes. So Miss Fanning is not to blame. I just can’t blame her. I blame the designer. 

      • NC_Meg

         I think I said the same thing when TLo posted the whole line a while ago. Someone designed them and no one in the design room said, “Aren’t these kind of hideous?”

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Still laughing after K Stew, now laughing even louder.

      • http://twitter.com/sebwfu Shannon Beamer

        Indeed.  From K-Stew mooning us straight to these astronaut bow shoes.  Nothing else to do but laugh, I’m afraid. 

    • Lisa Kramp

      *Laughing right along with you, darlings. Oh, sweetie…just, no.

    • Tatiana Luján

      Her face doesn’t look shiny and that’s nice.

    • MaryAtRealityTea

      There is just NO excuse for this ever. And Halloween was last month. 

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      Miuccia done you wrong, honey.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Oh wow. Straight-up crazy ugly. 

    • Anathema_Device

      Everything about this outfit is wrong. I didn’t think we’d actually ever see anyone in those shoes.

    • Beth G

      They look like those old trampoline shoes…

    • Mismarker

      This is some Bai Ling shit.

    • geans

      First pic: “nameless blonde middle-aged Twi-fan” disapproves of this one, too! She rules! 

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

         She is our Spirit Guide.

    • http://profiles.google.com/ruthieoo Ruthie O

      It’s okay, Elle. We’ve all been there. Don’t worry; the point and laugh comes from love and experience.

      For me, it was platform sneakers with extra-large flare jeans and black lipstick. 

    • SublimatedRage

      Where does her neck end and the dress begin?  They are fused together at the top!

    • Janet B

      Thank you Elle, now I know who would wear those shoes.

      Bwaaahaaaahahahahhaahahahahahha

      • Mismarker

        And now I know who SHOULD wear them.  No one.

    • Jangle57

      Someone at Prada is laughing hysterically and saying to a co-worker, ‘oh my God, you win the bet, they will wear any shit we design as long as it says Prada.’

    • Kathy_Marlow

      Scroll down reaction: “WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE???”

    • Jenni Kirk

      The shoes are awful, but I think the worst is the backless dress! She’s way too young and way too pale for a backless dress like that!

      • kimmeister

        I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!

      • http://www.flickr.com/photos/21151157@N00/ rawrgrowlrawr

        I understand how she is too young for a backless dress, but how is she too pale? 

    • nannypoo

      Let’s all look on the bright side. She’s wearing makeup that is age-appropriate, only semi-shiny, and flattering. The dress, while hideous, is less bad than the shoes. She looks happy. And, best of all, we will apparently get to see a variety of views of the hostile middle aged blond woman all day. I’m in.

    • alyce1213

      Hahahahahahaha….. gasp.

      This is just beyond.  The one of her looking down at her feet is so great.  I’d pay ANYTHING to see a picture of her toppled over.
      Is that so wrong?

    • http://twitter.com/starrika Ali

      The front of the dress is cute (but not her color), but the back looks like a PR reject. The shoes are terrible, but we’ve all been there. I do like her makeup!

      Even when it’s a miss, I can’t help but like her. She’s so very 14.

    • KSpence

      Prada is The Horrible.

    • ojosazules

      Is there a fashion equivalent to contributing to the delinquency of minors? Miuccia needs a visit from the fashion police if there is. 

    • MaryanneGirl

      my eyes! MY EYES!!! 

    • http://www.facebook.com/cindyloohoo19 Cindy Bartlett Zigler

      Just because it’s Prada, doesn’t mean it’s good.  If the dress was in a colour, say something in a jewel tone to flatter her fair skin, I could almost, ALMOST overlook those nightmares called shoes on her feet!  But I can’t, so I won’t.  WTF is on her feet?? And no pedi?? 

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      None of that should exist. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

      Shocked blond lady from K. Stewart is in this frame also (see first pic). She has the same expression. Is she a fan or reporter?

    • B_C_J

      I feel very, very guilty critiquing a 14 year-old’s outfit. She is a child and she will make mistakes because she doesn’t have the requisite experience yet.  Let her have her fun.

    • Kenisha Hill Phillips

      Two words: hot mess. That is all.

    • kelsita421

      What is going on at that Twi premiere? I’m not one to beg, but… Please give us something pretty… Must. Cleanse. Eyeballs.

    • SewingSiren

      It’s kind of fun, but the shoes make it look like you have 6 toes on each foot.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        A polydactyl baby vampire?

    • Mexxoo

      I’m so glad your first paragraph was long enough to hide the picture from view.  It built up the moment so that when I finished reading your comments then scrolled down, you would have been delighted with my sharp intake of breath, “oh my god,” and hahahahahahaha.  Well played, TLo.  Well played!

    • ChristySchiff

      I’m going to dig out my yearbooks right now and rejoice that the stupid crap I wore was not actually as stupid as it could have been!

    • Michael Owens

      Worst shoes. Ever.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=790818401 Laurie Landry

      If you have to look watch your feet to walk in them…um bad.

    • ThaliaMenninger

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/bkiersten BridgetK

      When I saw those Prada shoes on the runway,  I thought, “No way will anyone be caught dead wearing those on the red carpet.”  Looks like I didn’t factor the developing/often hideous taste of tween stars.  

    • Jennifer W

      Between her and Kstew, it’s like they got together and said, “Since it’s the last movie, let’s really mess with everyone and wear everything crazy to the premiere.” Holy hot mess, Batman. WTF?! And I love me some oddball shoes but no. Just no.

    • BrooklynBomber

      Wow!! That’s a two-gasper.
      One gasp when you scroll to the skirt.
      Another gasp for the shoes.
      And….WOW!!

    • sarahmichelef

      The dress could be salvaged if it weren’t the same color as the rest of her.

      There is no excuse on earth for those shoes.

    • JasmineAM

      I cannot believe this is a high fashion outfit. Everything here looks like it cost about $30 all together. For shame Prada.

    • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

      I don’t think the dress is THAT bad, but WTFUCKERY are those things on her feet?!

    • BeeBeauNYC

      A world of no.

    • f_yeah_marie

      There are no words.

    • Ceur

      This is a scrolldown I-love-you-you-whacky-little-thing. 

    • merciblahblah

      I am personally offended by those shoes. They are like Frankenstein at the beach.

    • bertkeeter

      This is the type of CRAP design houses like PRADA, Mark Jacobs and Chanel send down the runway. ALL their income comes from accesories that “fashion victim lemings” purchase. I am convinced that they are just laughing at the editors /buyers that take this BS as real attempts at design! Take the $$$$ from the accesories away and they would be forced into chapter 13 overnight!

    • bertkeeter

      Girl, FIRE that stylist!

    • l_c_ann

      And she’s still hasn’t learned  the “don’t retouch the hair part for anything less than a major premier” thing.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      I was kind of missing the platform trend from the 90s when I saw the Spice Girls at the Olympics this year, but if this is how Prada is trying to bring it back, I can go without. I certainly didn’t want it for the red carpet.  
      Man, even without the ankle-warmer, those shoes are fug. They’re not even good beach shoes because they’re freaking satin. No no no. 

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Oh Elle darling you are way too young to pull off Prada. That is just the most ridiculous clown outfit I have ever seen. Those shoes (?) could only work with very chic, cigarette pants and that dress could only work with fierce hair and fiercer shoes. You’re in over your head little girl. 

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      Also, the dress looks like a high end hospital gown. 

    • kschwarting

      Yup, the outfit is ridic, but she’s just so cute!  I love her fresh face and apparent resistance to covering it with makeup.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      She must have pissed off Dakota before she left the house that night. Sisters should tell you when you look like a smacked ass.

      ETA: I can’t believe she’s actually sporting the hideous satin-geta-things.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vienna-Marriott/100001636120960 Vienna Marriott

      Fail.  Moon-hooker.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      The fug folded napkin skirt is bad enough, but those clown platforms put this into HAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! territory.
      Sorry, Elle, I’m sure you’re sweet and talented and all that, but this is just too funny.

    • http://twitter.com/Blythington_III Blythe Irish

      Also, roots. It looks like someone took a sharpie to her part

    • LLuL

       The delighted photographer with her camera angled straight at those shoes is cracking me up! I love it.

    • http://twitter.com/NerdyJenn Jenn

      Those shoes are out of control stupid. 

    • Kyle Crawford

      She is going to get SUCH a muffin basket from Tina Fey [ google Tina Fey jumpsuit ] for taking away the crown of WORST RED CARPET EVER…..

    • http://TheDoseofReality.com/ The Dose of Reality

      OMG…those SHOES!!!! Lawd! Someday, Elle, you will look back and laugh. Until then, good luck trying to walk around without falling over. 

    • poggi

      I am guessing it won’t take her 15 years to regret wearing this.  

    • Qitkat

      This is what happens when a designer runs out of inspiration, goes to the bathroom, and in a flash of *brilliance*, thinks, oh, I know, I know, I’ll design a dress based on toilet paper hanging out of my grannie panties.

    • ER

      Actually…she looks adorable.

    • another_laura

      oh jesu criste, that is just, well, it’s just, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Srw27

      What in the holy HELL is that?!?!

    • marilyn

      Aside from the horrific dress and the horrific shoes, she needs to touch up her roots.  It would be typical for a high school student to go around like this, and nobody would probably say anything at school.  However, she is out in the big world and trying to impress people with her fashion sense.  The roots are a big no-no. And she should tone down the blonde color. Her hair is almost chartreuse. Strangely enough, that can occur from swimming in a pool with chlorine. It will interact with light blonde hair and make it kind of green. If not that, she needs a more suble color.

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Ok, LOL.  Those shoes!

    • Melizmatic

      Oh, gurl;

      NO.

    • Cathy S

      Oh, honey, no.

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      Those pictures look like she’s apologizing for her cracktastic outfit.  Now if only she would apologize for those roots.

    • decormaven

      Don’t even try to tell me these shoes are designer or avant garde. They are hideous and an abomination. And no pedicure? She is young, yes. But her stylist dressed & groomed her, and her PR flacks sent her out for publicity purposes. No one needs this kind of publicity. 

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      Okay, from an objective POV, this is all pretty hideous (bad Prada, bad), but if you can’t wear this batshit crazy stuff when you are Elle’s age, when can you?  I had a pair of tall platform sandals with a clear lucite platform with various “objects d’arte’  embedded in the lucite (they also laced up to my knees) when I was not much older than Elle — I loved wearing them just to see people’s reactions.  Besides, in a few years she will be much more embarassed that she went to see the Twilight movies than she will be at what she wore.

    • Imasewsure

      Thank you for making my day with the single ugliest shoes I have ever seen (and I lived through all of the 70’s footwear, Earth Shoes and Crocs so this is really saying something). Bless her crazy teenage heart….

    • TieDye64

      Yep, that’s all I can do. Point and laugh. 

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      This is going to represent the “WTF” section of Elle’s inevitable style retrospective 20 years from now.

      Who am I kidding… it’ll be in like 5 years.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      i want to see chloe sevigny in this so bad.

    • Judih1

      Ugly from her dark roots/yellow hair to those heinous shoes. Just because something says” prada” doesn’t mean it it is wearable – or attractive

    • oohsparkley!

      I don’t know what’s worse, those shoes or the stupid granny panty dress. It’s a tie.

    • YourLibrarian

      WHAT EVEN IS THIS I JUST CAN’T

    • Lilak

      I feel COLD just looking at this.  Brrrrrrr!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      Dear God, I would love to see some footage of someone trying to walk in those foot canoes.

    • frannyprof

      That is some serious scrolldown fug right there.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      It’s a Roman shade!  It’s a dress!  It’s a Roman shade!!  And those shoes look like clown bouncy shoes!   OMFG!  Does the girl own NO mirrors???

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

      I told y’all she’s scary.

    • granddelusion

      Everything about that look is laughable!

    • Zippypie

      This is one huge WTF.

    • Noelle Haland

      Oh bless.

    • SorayaS

      Oh nooooo, extreme second-hand embarassment for her! She looks adorable from the neck up though. 

    • neofashionista

      truly hideous YUCK i take K stew barbie parts anyday over this

    • CozyCat

      This was the best example I’ve seen of scroll down fug:

      Hair, makeup look nice
      …top isn’t too bad, but not the best color
      …skirt’s a bit wierd, but she’s cute enough to pull it off
      …shoes, OH MY GOD THOSE ARE HIDEOUS. BABY GIRL, TAKE THEM OFF! TAKE THEM OFF!

    • http://twitter.com/Elizabethann1 Elizabeth Denton

      If you can’t wear crazy off-the-runway stuff when you’re her age, when can you? I love it. 

    • http://twitter.com/aidanboleyn Aidan B

      I literally said “…the fuck?” aloud. Seriously. Credit for trying to be different, but I already hated those shoes with a fiery passion, and seeing them paired with such a bizarre dress…I just can’t.

    • J MN

      Bless her pale baby heart.  

    • http://figgylicious.blogspot.com/ Figgy

      Those shoes make me want to WEEP from  how hideous they are. 

    • librarygrrl64

      Wow, that is awful in every element. Uh, congrats, Elle?

    • guest2visits

      O no. That was a monsterific pic from the back too; she looks like a lumbering block of pale wood. I wonder if this dress would work
      as a smock over skinny pants or jeans.  The shoes need to be jetisoned into space.   Really a horrid little outfit.  So sorry.

    • GTrain

      The shoes…I wouldn’t want to wear them but I kind of love them.

    • jmorino08

      Jesus Mary and Joseph those shoes are Franken-awful!! The dress is kind of funky from a design stand point, but that color is just plain wrong!

    • quiltrx

      The top is cute from the front…but below the waist and behind the back, it all goes horribly wrong!

    • DesertDweller79

      Hilarious!  Two-for-two on the Twilight red carpet so far.  They must be doing it on purpose, right?

      Whew, I don’t get this dress at all.  At least I can imagine Murad was pulling a prank on people with that dress Kristen Stewart was wearing.  I don’t understand this one in the slightest.

    • pookiesmom

      The top and skirt are actually kind of adorable, but those SHOES. My eyes!!

    • kikisayshi

      Are you effing kidding me?

    • Fordzo

      Awww…she looks like she’s having fun, which is what dressing yourself at 14 is all about.  And, look everyone!!!  She powdered her nose!!  I do think her makeup is perfect.  

    • shanna bowie

      I’m mad at Prada for conceiving of that outfit. Not everything with a fancy label is good. When will we learn? 

    • Louise Bryan

      Hmmm.  Shiny satin cobbler apron over shiny satin not quite wraparound, with shoes apparently designed to be ugly.  Almost all in nude.  Hey Mother Fanning!  Collect these pix to show to prospective suitors.

    • tereliz

      Thank heaven for little girls. Someone *else* must have been responsible for those heinous flatforms and I don’t mean Miuccia Prada. 

    • Matt

      She’s cementing her anime-fanbase.

    • ccm800

      I like the apparel on her quite a but. The shoes are hideous of course but someone has to wear them. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Enrique-Rendon/1813314107 Enrique Rendon

      ARE YOU SPECIAL AID? YOU HAVE NO TASTE. SHE LOOKS INCREDIBLE! BEAUTIFUL! THE SANDALS ARE TO DIE FOR. YOU ARE STUPID.