Le sigh. We have problems, which we will now point out to you.
Chloë Moretz shines on her way to the Designer Pudsey Bear Collection 2012 charity auction in London in a Versace dress and MaxMara Sorte Camel Coat.
Versace Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lena Hardt
She took a very sassy dress and matured it way up past her age, taking a lot of the whimsy away from it. First, she eschewed the belt, and we really think this dress needed one. Second… we can’t even say it, darlings. She added a DICKEY. A DICKEY, kittens! Oh, we can’t with that. If it’s too chilly to wear a certain dress, don’t go dickeying it up; especially if it’s Versace. Versace and dickey are two words that should not be seen anywhere near each other.
We just wanted to say it again. If she’d added a pussy bow, we’d be on our knees right now thanking the blogging gods.
And finally, while we think the coat is gorgeous and the shoes are kinda retro-fun, they really don’t go with the dress at all. Basically, she took a fun dress that should’ve looked great on her, and then added a whole bunch of stuff to make it look bad. We’re a little surprised, since she’s considered something of a baby fashionista. We’ll chalk this up to some sort of teenage hormonal surge.
[Photo Credit: Optic Photos/PacificCoastNews.com, style.com]