Chloë Moretz in Versace and MaxMara

Posted on November 16, 2012

Cute! Almost!

Le sigh. We have problems, which we will now point out to you.

Chloë Moretz shines on her way to the Designer Pudsey Bear Collection 2012 charity auction in London in a Versace dress and MaxMara Sorte Camel Coat.

Versace Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lena Hardt

She took a very sassy dress and matured it way up past her age, taking a lot of the whimsy away from it. First, she eschewed the belt, and we really think this dress needed one. Second… we can’t even say it, darlings. She added a DICKEY. A DICKEY, kittens! Oh, we can’t with that. If it’s too chilly to wear a certain dress, don’t go dickeying it up; especially if it’s Versace. Versace and dickey are two words that should not be seen anywhere near each other.

Dickey.

We just wanted to say it again. If she’d added a pussy bow, we’d be on our knees right now thanking the blogging gods.

And finally, while we think the coat is gorgeous and the shoes are kinda retro-fun, they really don’t go with the dress at all. Basically, she took a fun dress that should’ve looked great on her, and then added a whole bunch of stuff to make it look bad. We’re a little surprised, since she’s considered something of a baby fashionista. We’ll chalk this up to some sort of teenage hormonal surge.

Dickey.

 

[Photo Credit: Optic Photos/PacificCoastNews.com, style.com]

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