Brad Pitt at ‘Killing Them Softly’ Premiere

Posted on November 27, 2012


Which is kind of an ironic thing to blurt out, considering you look like Homeless Jesus here.

Brad Pitt attends the screening of his new film ‘Killing Them Softly’ at the School Of Visual Arts Theatre in New York City.

“I’m Brad Pitt and I fear, deep down in the recesses of my soul, that I only have my longstanding career because many heterosexual women and homosexual men want to have sex with me, due to my genetic superiority. This has caused me to question my worth as an actor and I act out on this feeling of inferiority by making sure I look like shit in public, thereby constantly testing the theory that people only love me because of my strong jaw and low bodyfat. In short, I dress like shit in the hope that it makes me seem more interesting.”

Oh, boo-hoo, you whiner. Suck it up. You think Chanel paid you a gazillion dollars to make those ridiculous ads because they loved your performance in Moneyball? Go home; do the whole shower-shave-shit thing, and have one of your two dozen children iron an outfit for you.

You do not run with a biker gang, Brad Pitt. Get the hell over it.

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  • kayleymaybe

    I was hoping Brad Pitt would follow in the way of Clooney, with those gorgeous suits he always wears now.  Alas, it seems perhaps Angelina (and her all black wardrobe) is a bad influence on him.

    • EveEve

      I don’t understand the “I want to look like a complete slob whose clothes reside in a heap behind the bathroom door” schtick. Who is he kidding? 

    • Candigirl1968

      He’s been pulling this since the beginning of his career -recall the “I’m a homeless person’s stunt double going to a Hollywood premiere” days with Juliette Lewis.  It ain’t Angie.  

      This might have been cute to someone back when Brad was 20, but he is a grown-assed, soon to be 49 year-old man.  He needs to pull it together.  His lack of caring has become an aggressive middle finger to the rest of us. 

  • schadenfreudelicious

    Slums of Anarchy…….

    • Reneesance

      Bwahahaaha!  Nice.

    • barbiefish

      Yep, the first thing I thought is that Brad looks like the degenerate version of Charlie Hunnam!  I don’t usually comment on these but Brad looks BAD here; if anything TLo pulled their punches.

  • Killing me softly is right!! God damn man, get a grip on yourself. He looked MUCH FINER when with Jen. Holy filet of fuck!

    •  Somebody watched Sunday’s Dexter! 

    • My mother used to say “I always used to wish I looked like Elizabeth Taylor — now, god help me, I do.”  I am starting to feel the same way about Brad Pitt.

    • He had braided beard when he was with Jen.

  • MzzPants

    That’s just painful.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    So right – pushed it toooooo far this time!! 

  • Michee Rose

    That jacket looks as if it’s been stuffed in a corner and sat on for about two months. Good lord, how to you wrinkle leather so badly??

    • l_c_ann

      A really thin, finely finished leather will take to wrinkling….which makes this even sadder.

    • julesj

      Yes, I want to know about the jacket…how did it get so wrinkled, or is that the look of the jacket? And who is the maker of this hideous jacket? And why would anyone wear it? 

  • That’s probably the best (and most accurate) criticism I’ve ever read of Brad Pitt. He used to be so handsome and put together, now he just seems like a huge tool.

    • Deb_Lynn

      I never thought this day would come.

    •  Perhaps because he is, in fact, a tool. I think his outside is catching up with his inside, IYKWIM. What a waste of good genetics.

  • aahlife

    I was never on the Brad Pitt love train, his baby face is getting more angular with age which I find more interesting but still bland.  His attempt to look rough is comical and sad.  He will always be blandly safe.

    • Derek_anny

       About the only time I really liked him was Joe Black.  I’d grant him blandly attractive; a step up from safe but still bland.

  • Mary_Shelley

    I think he might actually be losing the good looks and is trying to hide it by looking bad.  Not working.  Or rather, it is working?

    • Lori

      He never made my heart, or my loins, go pitty-pat. Just not my personal cuppa tea. However, I never had any problem understanding what other people saw in him and I’m pretty sure it’s still under there. He may be having some personal issues with aging, but I don’t think that he’s objectively losing the looks that made him famous. IOW, he could be doing a Clooney instead of this mess and I don’t think anyone would question it.

  • Reneesance

    He is making my 16 year old Pitt loving inner child weep bitter bitter tears. 

    • mshesterp

      I had a much beloved poster of him from Legends of the Fall where he’s leaning back in his chair…he was glorious then with the long hair, but that was 15+ years ago.  GET IT TOGETHER, SIR.

    • JuliaInBlack

      My inner child weeps, too.  It’s especially painful since my *other* true immortal beloved has become an Elderly Gay Windchime.  I’m down to like, Jon Bon Jovi and Robert Downey Jr. now.

      • That’s not too bad. Jon and Bob are still super-cute.

      • Reneesance

         At least Robert Jr. has gotten only hotter with age, after getting his shit together.  Perhaps Mr. Pitt can take lessons?  I’m pretty sure I had that Legends of the Fall poster as well…

      • formerlyAnon

        Since David Bowie started maintaining a heathy body weight and swapped his teeth out for the Hollywood celebrity choppers, I’ll take the Elderly Gay Windchime.  Or decide to spend my time admiring the Far Too Young. 

        Though I admit that RDJr. is starting to grow on me. Just a little, though.

      • oohsparkley!

        Just to be clear, who is the Elderly Gay Windchime? Johnny Depp can dress like a windchime, but he’s not gay and I’m drawing a blank.

        • formerlyAnon

          Depp. It arose out of a TLo description of him/one of his ensembles. (Elderly gay rancher, I believe.)

  • snarkalicious

    “Ridiculous Chanel ads” is right.  The first time I saw one of those, I laughed out loud – actually thought it was an SNl skit.  When did Brad Pitt become a parody of himself?

    • janiemary

      And then it did become an SNL skit!!  Hilarious!

  • mommyca

    OMG, that jacket is SO wrong…. However, I’m afraid this look might spread among men, who, after their wives complain about some of their clothes being wrinkled, they will just say, with a wicked look in their faces: “I’m just like Brad Pitt, honey”…

    •  Yes! Just like my husband attempting to pass off his unshaven face as the Don Johnson/Miami Vice look. Uh, no.

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  • LuisaNL

    WTF, Brad?! That jacket, those pants, awful, awful, I tell you!

  • KateWo

    That quote makes him sound really selfish. He’s representing not only himself but his colleagues, studio, everyone that enabled him to make money off this movie. He should show more respect with his appearance, looking like he just came off a three day coke binge shows that he doesn’t care. What a tool.

  • How much weed did he smoke in the limo on the way to this event? Buddy can barely even open his eyes.

    • Mismarker

      I guess it was 4:20 somewhere.

    • This. I don’t care if people smoke weed, but that public “Hey! I’m a stoner!” persona is NOT appealing.

  • alyce1213

    Ah yes to “…I dress like shit in the hope that it makes me seem more interesting.”
    I acknowledge he’s kinda purty (in a simian way), but he’s never been my type.

  • In_Stitches

    It’s sad because he actually is a talented actor.  Not many could have pulled out the performance he did in Benjamin Button.  Sadly, his clothes are Benjamin Button-ing in real life.  Droopy, too-long jeans and wrinkled leather jackets are for teenagers that don’t know any better. 

    • IMNAngryLiberal

      As someone who HATED his performance in Benjamin Button and has never been a fan, I feel free to say that Brad looks as though he were going to a costume party dressed as armpit hair.

      • filmcricket

        This nearly had me laughing out loud at my desk. Well played.

  • crackineggs

    Yeah, looks like he skipped the ablutions.

  • As much as I love The Dude (you know, the one that abides), his is not a look anyone should aspire to, especially on a red carpet.  The world has enough aging stoners, Brad.  Your genetic superiority comes with responsibilities.

    • The Dude looks better than this on his red carpet appearances. Google Jeff Bridges red carpet! His elder-statesman look makes my heart flutter. 

      • True, but his high-as-a-kite Oscar acceptance speech was a bit disconcerting.

        • Haha really? I hadn’t seen it; I don’t watch awards shows: just the red carpets leading to them. 😉
          I guess the Dude is still abiding. 

  • shirab

    Is there such a thing as Members Only pants? Because I think that’s what he’s wearing.

  • pattyw

    The pant length is tragic but what’s really killing me not so softly is the heel height on the shoes. They’re, dare I say, almost girlie, which utterly negates the rest of the faux biker look.

    • I thought biker shoes generally had to have heels the same way riding/cowboy boots have to have heels? 
      But I don’t mind men’s shoes with a larger heel, in part because I used to do Flamenco, and also because I date a shorter guy, so consider my biases registered. 

    • snarkykitten

       yeah, dude needs to leave the heels to the experts, like RDJ

  • MrsMaxPower

    I just want to steam everything he’s wearing. I’m all for casual, if that’s how you want to rock things, but this emo shar pei look is taking it a little too far.

    • In_Stitches

      Bahahahahaha!  Emo shar pei is winning ‘laugh of the week’ so far for me. 

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Norman Reedus called, he wants his squint back.

    Don’t pretend like this is the first time you’ve encountered a red carpet, douchelord.

  • Judy_S

    OK, I will confess. Brad Pitt basically turns me off, in any shape or form, cleaned up or greasy. I have liked him in a couple of movies. But I always go back to Thelma and Louise–that he’s basically a guy going to bed with whom is a bad idea.  I am sure he is a lovely human being but I feel his contribution to celebrity beauty is seeing that Angelina gets up in the morning.

  • bertkeeter

    I think he is standing right now at the corner of San Vincente and Beverly Blvds holding a “will work for food sign” ?

  • decormaven

    What an appropriate film title, because this look is killing me. Get off the red carpet until you can muster a more professional look. 

  • RzYoung

    Hahahaha, TLo, damit you crack me up. 

    I’ve never been impressed by Brads looks or his ‘acting’. My boyfriend loves him much more than I do, watching him act just makes me uncomfortable, I can’t shake the feeling that Brad’s practised his lines infinitely in front of a mirror first.

    • Haha have you ever seen his guest appearance on Friends? Mannered beyond belief. 

  • unbornfawn

    Thank you. He looks like crap.

  • nannypoo

    He’s pretty gross on the best of days, but here he makes the Twilight kids look clean.

  • Jennifer Coleman

    Oh, BIG mistake taking a gulp of tea and clicking on this post. Took every inch of my being to not spit it out onto my laptop because of A. These horrific pictures and B. “Homeless Jesus”.

  • llou56

    He looks a bit Steven Segall ish, but I don’t think ol Steve would dress that bad.

  • He’s better at character acting than leading-man acting, but most character actors (aside from Johnny Depp, who suffers from the same syndrome apparently) dress better than this crap. John C. Reilly manages to look clean and well-dressed even despite his penchant for a little quirkiness on the red carpet (mostly the hats, which I appreciate as a hat person and understand because his hair looks hard to manage). John Goodman always looks clean and dandy. And getting away from the men of size, Jeff Bridges, Steve Buscemi, and a million other actors known for their quirky character roles manage to look like their jacket isn’t made of old garbage bags and they fished their tshirt out of a garbage can. 
    You just know Robert Pattinson is going to grow up to be this guy. 
    Brad Pitt, you’re cute when you’re clean. I almost feel bad for Chanel because he looks like he smells BAD here. 

  • l_c_ann

    In a year, we’re going to start hearing about Faux Brad Pitts in most major cities who in real life are less savory members of society, many possibly without permanent residences, who are passing themselves off to female members of society as the real thing, and earning rewards of the bedroom variety.  

    Since the real BP is getting a bit chunky cheeked, the faux versions are going to have easy …..sledding.

  • He is not aging well.

  • OK. Let’s show a little bit of respect for the fans. Clean up. No one expects you to pull out the tux, Brad. Just…clean up. Want to grow the hair long? Fine – Put it into a ponytail neat and tidy. You’ll look good. And shave. All the way down to the skin on your face, ok? Ironic whiskers is not you. And put on a nice suit or a nice sportcoat and dress slacks and a good shirt. You don’t like ties? OK..go tie-less because with neat hair, a shave, and a nice suit or sportcoat/slacks/dress shirt, you can skip the tie and look very cool. But this? Holy shit on a plate – you look a wreck and you are giving the finger to every fan out there. Dang.

    • sweetestsith

       I think he should steal the guy (or gal) who did Thor’s hair, and put them on retainer. Long pretty styled boy hair that doesn’t look girly, and gives him options beside aging biker ponies (with his current look I personally want him to stay FAR away from pony tails…). Everything else you said, yes. Good grief.

  • According to every report I’ve ever heard, Pitt is not the most reliable self-groomer (rumor has it he stinks most of the time). 

  • miagain

    go away

  • His FACE. Either Angie made him cry on the way over or he is stoned out of his mind.

  • I love you guys.
    But I do not love this version of Brad Pitt. 

  • BobStPaul

    He looks fat and slovenly.  Not to mention having recently used drugs (which one could say about several others’ red carpet appearances lately).

  • Judy_J


  • Deedles

    Nothing says “WHO FARTED?!” more than that face.

  • For someone who is synonymous with good looks, he sure knows how to bring the ugly. 

  • mhleta

    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, change EVERYTHING including the title of the film!!

  • cleverlady

    I wonder of Chanel is rethinking its spokesperson choice.  
    Even without this latest sartorial disaster:  WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

  • Janet B

    I hope he brought his children along to carry him back to the car and then tuck him into bed.

  • BrooklynBomber

    Honestly. And I haven’t read the comments yet but if I see one saying, “he’s wearing his hair that way for a role,” I’m going to barf.

  • Anathema_Device

    He looks like someone just threw on the lights and woke him up. That’s my morning squint when I toddle in to the bathroom while my husband is getting ready for work.

    Brad and Benico del Toro are really starting to look alike.

    •  I think EXACTLY the same thing about the del Toro resemblance!  At this point they look like brothers.

  • MaryEllen Cenzalli

    He looks like he’s entering the Howard Hughes Phase of his life, he will probably start peeeing in jars and not leaving the compound soon..

  • He looks stoned….

  • BrooklynBomber

    Actually….I just looked again, and this time I looked at his expression. He looks on the verge of tears. I’m not saying he is, but I can’t help but think maybe if he’s sick or sad or upset. Now, if that was me–sick or sad or upset–I’d still try to pull myself together (unless it was something genuinely tragic, in which case one would have a reason to beg off going). But this does remind me that public figures, especially when they’re that famous, are under scrutiny all the time, including hwen under the weather or have had a fight with their significant other, are having a bad hair day or one of those days when you just wish you could pull the covers over your head or, if you must go out, be invisible (we all have those, don’t we?). Even if their is something going on, I wish he had had the wherewithal to wear something nicer, but he does look sad.

    • Qitkat

      Thanks for making these points. There are many days in which I am so glad I don’t have obligations to appear in public, and have to imagine how very very difficult it must be to be such a recognizable person, and be judged constantly, under every circumstance, planned or casual, hiding or not hiding one’s private emotions. I’ve always thought that one of the best lyrics ever is “No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.” If you are famous for any reason, people are always trying to pry behind those doors. And they get breached often enough as it is. Here we ostensibly judge fashion, but it bothers me when it becomes cruel and judgmental on a personal level.

      • BrooklynBomber

        Agreed. Plus, thanks for replying because I just looked back at my comment and saw bunches of typos! (Glad for the chance to correct them.)

  • Brad Pitt is the epitome of the comedic actor stuck in a leading man’s body.  Most of his best performances (Ocean’s Eleven comes to mind immediately) have been funny and his most ridiculous (Legends of the Fall, I’m looking at you) have been serious.  He should always have been a lighter fare actor who dabbled in the occasional Moneyball-esque drama, and not the other way around.

  • StellaZafella

    Mr. Pitt looks like a mid-life crisis.
    But also, history tells us:
    a) Anjelina likes her men SCRUFFY
    b) Brad Pitt has never spoken of a desire to be a style icon, (that’s Clooney’s territory)

    I kinda wonder, looking at these pics and the whole look itself, if it’s not so much about his acting career and maybe he’s trying to emulate what he thinks will make him seem a serious architect/artist…orrrr maybe he’s just too rich now to give a shit what we think.

    • formerlyAnon

       “maybe he’s just too rich now to give a shit what we think”

      Gets my vote.

  • RedRaven617

    He is not aging well IMHO. He should take some lessons from Clooney. And I am not buying the “I’m a busy and totally involved Dad with 6 babies to care for” shtick.

  • Makes you wonder.

  • His brother is so much better looking than him.  I swear.  I live in his hometown, so I see him around.

  • jonnyf8

    I don’t know, last night I read about him opening his wallet and handing someone $1100 for their charity and apologizing because he didn’t have more on him to give and you can forgive him a lot.  The guy has such a big heart and he doesn’t take himself seriously and even when he isn’t clean he still looks better than 99.99999999% of the planet.

  • TSkot

    I’d still take him in a heartbeat.  

  • jan lee

    OH WHAT THE FUCK. And honestly, it’s been years, someone within a 5 feet radius of him should just turn around and yell THAT’S NOT YOUR HAIR OR BEARD, GO BACK TO BEING HOT BRAD!!!

  • kolokOlchik

    How the hell do you get a leather jacket to look that wrinkled?  Do you give it to an elephant to chew on?  Seriously man, you look like a bum, and not in a good way like you normally do

  • stubbornthoughts

    He never looked this unkempt and exhausted when he was with Jennifer. JUST SAYIN’.

    • formerlyAnon

       Kids. They do that to ya.

  • kategs

    This is just completely pitiful. 

  • He grew up in Oklahoma and Missouri and this would be a great look if that’s where he still lived but he does not.  Suck it up and clean up.

    Also, homeless Jesus is so funny to me because my daughter gets annoyed with my husband when he refers to Jesus as a hobo (which, technically, is kind of true).  Their arguments can be pretty hilarious.

  • It’s a sad commentary when the security guys are the best dressed men in the photo.

  • jaxthehairstylist

    sporting Jax’s interpretation of “The Rachel”

  • iheartbuffy

    you also look hungover, Brad Pitt

  • neofashionista

    I ADORE this POST
    i have felt this way about him for years
    ROCK on your two
    in my opinion you couldnt be more right

  • Is no one else seeing Colin Farrell in a blond wig?

  • Solfish

    He’s so high in these pictures.

  • ….or perhaps he’s just not aging gracefully, considering said pictures. 

  • SewingSiren

    Heading into Val Kilmer territory.

  • Gross! Please shower!
    I never understood his appeal, even in his glory days. So generic and boring.
    Don’t EVEN get me started on Angelina.

  • olivelovetree

    Dude looks like my brother.

  • EEKstl

    All true, all true, but I have always loved him with long hair, harkening back to his Legends of the Fall days…and he doesn’t even do anything for me…

  • Qitkat

    I never realized before how much Brad looks like my brother; however my brother keeps his shoulder length dark blond hair much nicer (cleaner, better haircut) than this. And while he is very casual, never to this slobby extent.
    I have to conclude this is just IDGAF.

  • aumerle9

    “I just want my kids back.”

  • Cathy S

    The long hair is fine, or it would be if he washed it, but everything else is horrible. How many of his kids jumped up and down on that jacket before he put it on?

  • sk8tfan

    I don’t get why he wants to avoid his looks. Time will solve that problem for him.

  • LOL! I love the “and have one of your two dozen children iron an outfit for you” bit because you know that’s why people have children.  To take out the trash, put away the dishes, and do the ironing.  Excellent.

  •  He’s shooting for the next guest starring role on Sons of Anarchy.

  • i like the thor-hair. but yeah, he needs to take a shower.

  • rainwood1

    But he does run with a biker gang.  It’s name is Angelina.

  • TieDye64

    WTF Brad? Spot on with the commentary, as usual. 

  • H2olovngrl

    AMEN, BOYS!!!

  • Ha, ha! TLo is on a tear today! Every comment has made me laugh out loud. I really need to stop ingesting beverages when I read your posts because I keep spitting on my monitor. You guys are too funny!

    And too correct, unfortunately. I’ve thought for a long time that Brad Pitt has some psychological issues about being born so pretty. He continually seems to be TRYING hard to look bad. Which is very odd, because most of us average mortals try very hard to look our best, whatever gifts or defects we’re working with.

    He recently said he’s hoping to spend less time in front of the camera and more time producing, etc. This seems like a good plan, since the only role he looks appropriate for is Jesus Christ Superstar.

  • H2olovngrl

    That is why I had kids.

  • snarkykitten

    I guess he’s been swapping style tips from Johnny Depp

  • H2olovngrl

    I think with proper grooming and a decent outfit we would all be stunned by how well he is aging. I still see a lot of Redford buried under that layer of grime.

  • Nancy Karpen

    Yeah, exactly right. Too bad.

  • formerlyAnon

    You can tell he’s not homeless because he’s obviously had some pretty decent skincare going on for a while.

    Beyond that, there’s not much to like about this, except that it could, always, somehow, be worse. (Though the  mind boggles.)

    P.s. Enjoyed the mini-rant thoroughly. 

  • CassandraMortmain

    While standing in line at the drugstore recently I saw some tabloid headline (not sure if it was National Enquirer) that said that Angelina was going to put him on a diet.  She shouldn’t stop there.  Some disinfectant followed by a shave and a haircut would do wonders for Mr. Pitt.  You can tell that underneath it all he’s still gorgeous, and aging rather well.  I never loved the blond pretty-boys but I always acknowledged his beauty.  And he’s a pretty good actor.  He’s at his best when he does character roles or plays against type, as a villain.  Also, I will always be grateful to him for his generosity to New Orleans post-Katrina.  He walks the walk.

  • librarygrrl64

    This is what giving up looks like.

  • 10100111001

    how does someone even wrinkle leather?

  • Rebecca Jay

    Just when I think this asshole can’t get any more disgusting…. he goes and gets more disgusting.

  • PrunellaV

    I was gonna say — he could stand in for Charlie Hunnam on Sons of Anarchy.

  • blumonky

    He looks like the Big Lebowski crashing a movie premiere.

  • Inspector_Gidget

    Wow, he is seriously fucked up on something.  All of these shots look like the celebrity booking photos that wind up on the Smoking Gun site.

  • j_anson

    BRAD. Your beard is GREY, Brad. Grey stubble is not attractive, Brad. Shave it, or dye it; whatever you prefer.

  • He is not aging well. . .what a waste.

  • CeeQ

    I can’t even with that hair. It looks like it smells. ARGH. Gross.

  • Zippypie

    If he’s going to say “Fuck you all!” to his fans whenever he’s in public, I’m going to say “Fuck you, Brad!” and never watch his movies.  And since I was never really a big fan to begin with, no big loss.

  • Homeless Jesus! I’m dying. Also, “Have one of your two dozen children iron an outfit for you.” Y’all are KILLING ME today. 

    But really, this is awful. You’re not in your twentys anymore, Brad. This look is just not working for you. 

  • bitterk

    Not my favorite look on him but I see his thoughts a little differently.  He knows he has proven himself to be more than just good looking.  See Inglorious Bastards or Moneyball or Tree of Life if you need a reminder.  I suspect he is battling internally the ridiculous fortune that comes with movie stardom and his desire to look less conspicuous as his wife draws the spotlight on the less privileged around the globe. 

    He is at a premiere of a Hollywood film in which his character dresses EXACTLY like this.  It’s good advertising for the movie.  

  • DebbieLovesShoes

    Thank you, TLo.  EXACTLY what I’ve been thinking (but you said it so much better, as usual). 

  • judybrowni

    I was struck by the thought: that beard is why some mature gents get called “old goats.”

    Well, one of the reasons.

  • LittleKarnak

    Never have seen the appeal of him even in the younger days……here he just looks smelly and gross. And I actually work with homeless people who are better dressed…..

  • kcarb1025

    Killing ME Violently

  • Joanie Hunt

    Somebody looks like he’s a few bran muffins short of his daily fiber requirement

  • Oh good lord, child.  Tuck in your shirt.  Pull up your pants!


  • Good lord I can’t stand him. He looks like such a lazy douche. 

  • quiltrx

    It must take Gandalf-level magic to make a leather jacket THAT wrinkled.  And if Angelina isn’t away doing a film, I’m sure she pitched a fit and refused to come with him when she saw this outfit.

    I love you Brad, always have.  But you have GOT to step it up.  Even ‘elderly gay windchime’ is better than this.

  • DesertDweller79

    This is sort of like how Johnny Depp dresses all weird, right?  To try to make people forget he is stunningly gorgeous.  Honestly, I prefer Johnny’s weirdness to this.

  • My daughter stands just like that. Right after she poops her pants. 

  • May he just finished shooting a new Chanel No. 5 ad and is on his way home.

  • I think I have met some chic-er homeless Jesus around my block.

  • two words: val kilmer

  • trisker

    I’m Brad Pitt.  I don’t care.  I don’t have to.

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  • jjfg

    Did he just roll out of a gutter?  Dude….

  • Catiline

    In keeping with the Jesus theme…. PREACH.

  • Just having re-watched Megamind on HBO, I can only see MetroMan when he does that squinty-side smile thing.

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  • Kathy_Marlow

    He looks like the twins dressed him..out of the dirty clothes. 

  • Really…how insulting to those who put their money and faith in him. He doesn’t even look clean! I guess making millions for a MOVIE isn’t reason enough for him to shower and wear decent clothes. Since brad doesn’t care, I sure don’t care, and won’t be paying to watch this movie! He seems to have caught the Skank from Angelina. Plus, he looks drunk or stoned – what’s wrong with his eyes???

  • Snailstsichr

    He’s crying because he looks so terrible? I would, if I were him.

  • GorgeousThings

    He’s one bathrobe away from a douchey Dude.

  • Come on Brad, we all have to dress appropriately for work, which for you is the red carpet.  Quit dressing like a dirt bag. 

  • kalisa

    Favorite intro to a post EVER. 

    Actually, the whole post was pretty damn funny. 

  • Wellworn

    Homeless Jesus would never have such a very expensive dye job.