American Music Awards 2012 Red Carpet

Posted on November 19, 2012

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings.

Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!

 

Brandy

 Uh… no. It’s like a strong wind ripped away parts of her dress. And those tiger booties are an awful choice.

 

Carly Rae Jepsen in Gomez-Gracia

It’s alright. We’re thinking halters are Not Her Neckline. She looks small up top.

 

Carrie Underwood in Abed Mahfouz

 We don’t love the high neckline on her but we’re so thrilled she’s in a rich color for once that we don’t care. This might be a personal best for her.

 

Elisha Cuthbert in Georges Chakra

 Not a bad dress, but blondes need to be careful about picking golds that don’t match their hair color too closely. Also: this needed hemming.

 

Ginnifer Goodwin in Oscar de la Renta

Sad crazy doll.

 

Glora Estefan

 It’s a little standard in a lot of ways, but kudos to her for wearing such an unusual color.

 

Hayden Panettiere in Giorgio Armani

 The dress is okay, but the accessories are terrible. She definitely needed pops of color. And her makeup looks weird to us.

 

Heidi Klum in Alexandre Vauthier

 We are so not loving the high necklines and cap sleeves we’re seeing lately. Maybe because they’re on the wrong gals. Curvy ones should stay away. Her boobs look squished. Don’t even get us started on the slit and the matchy shoes. This is bad, Heidster.

 

Jennifer Morrison in Abed Mahfouz

 Credit where it’s due: it’s really dramatic, which is not normally in her wheelhouse. The Angelina stance is unfortunate, as is the shoe choice. We could’ve done without the weird shoulder thingies.

 

Jenny McCarthy in Dolce&Gabbana

 Uh… okay. Kind of an odd look. Not bad, exactly, just … odd. We’re not so sure on the Sheena Easton hair and the skirt looks a bit too tight.

 

Jordin Sparks in Etro

 Oh, honey, NO. This is hideous.

 

Kelly Rowland in Naeem Khan

 Very cute.

 

Kerry Washington in Stella McCartney

 It’s different, we’ll give it that. Beautiful color, but we hate the accessories she chose and the dress looks too big on her.

 

Kesha

 It’s cute when they try to dress normally, isn’t it? Like putting a sweater on a cat.

 

Lucy Hale in Elizabeth and James

 It’s a shame it’s so wrinkled, because it’s kind of a cute look on her. The lip clutch is fun.

 

Nicki Minaj in Monique Lhuillier

 Fabulous and cray.

 

Pink in Catherine Deane

 Interesting, but the shape does nothing for her. That bodice is way too Xena.

 

Stacy Keibler in Collette Dinnigan

Jesus Christ, those legs are INSANE. Work ‘em, girl!

 

Taylor Swift in Zuhair Murad

 Pretty, but colorless. This could also apply to the dress.

 

Zendaya Coleman in Alice + Olivia

 Kinda fun.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, David Gabber/PR Photos]

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  • Reneesance

    I actually like what Ginnifer Goodwin is wearing!  This may be a sign that the Mayans were right and the world is ending!  I think she looks so much cuter than she normally does, she’s almost pulling off edgy yet feminine! 

    • http://www.epilonicast.net/theydontknow epilonious

      I feel the sad/crazy is coming from the near-goth eyeshadowing and the complete lack of a smile.  But frankly, going fresh-faced and rosy-cheeked would have just turned it into twee baby doll.

      • MilaXX

         it’s not shadow, it’s Twiggy like lower lashes. Too much for such a pretty dress.

    • JimMcC

       You are not alone! I even like the crazy doll eye makeup. I think she looks kind of amazing. And I have to say, when Jenny McCarthy was dancing up a storm to “Gangnam Style” at the end of the show while rocking some thick framed black glasses, I thought she looked downright hip and about fifteen years younger than she is (in a good way). I don’t know! but I loved it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

       I don’t think I’ll ever understand that hairstyle with her face. 

    • http://twitter.com/k8twolf Katie Wolf

      I love Ginnifer Goodwin and I never noticed until just this moment but I’m getting a strong “Helena-Bonham-Carter’s-crazy-in-a-different-way-little-sister” vibe from her, and I love that too!

  • http://twitter.com/sebwfu Shannon Beamer

    “Sad crazy doll” made me spit my coffee across the room (sorry, coworkers!).  Also, Kelly Rowland, you’ve come a long way.  That dress is interesting and fun and I WANT IT.  Stacy Keibler, I covet your legs; however, that is a gyno short skirt if I’ve ever seen one.  How does she sit in that?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1832126583 Mary Lauer

      I was going to post EXACTLY what you said about Ms. Keibler …

      • charlotte

         Me, too. I don’t want to see her….parts.

    • http://www.epilonicast.net/theydontknow epilonious

      It was the “sweater on a cat” line that made me bust out at work…

      • http://twitter.com/rinceya Rincey

        same! Also the T.Swift comment. 

        • random_poster

          Same for me, too! 

    • 3boysful

       There is NO WAY she could sit in that dress without a lap blanket!  But if it had another row or two, it would be great.

    • Linzenberg

      Stacy Keibler didn’t sit down.  They leaned her and Jenny McCarthy against each other in a corner all night.  You can’t tell me  either of those dresses allow for frivolous things like pelvis bending.

  • shirab

    Is Gloria’s dress the long, green version of Helen Mirren’s on Fallon?

    • Jangle57

      I thought the same thing…..

    • TRSTL

      It might be but it fits Gloria WAY better than the model on Helen.  Personally, I think gloria looks fantastic here, maybe a little issue with the hair but the dress looks killer on her.

  • Inspector_Gidget

    Ah, Ginnifer. Some day, you will ache like Courtney aches. Today, however, is not that day.

    • zenobar

       Not “like”:  LOVE.

    • http://typicalgirlink.wordpress.com/ Dorothy Damage

       You win at comments.

    • tereliz

      But will she ever be the girl with the most cake? I think not. 

  • ecallaw1977

    Stacy Keibler’s legs are so unbelievable that I may even be able to forgive that blatant vagina dress.  I think Zendaya Coleman looks the best here, plus my 9-year old would be so proud of me for both choosing her and for knowing who she is!

    • lovelyivy

       Share witht he class, who is Zendaya? I love her outfit, even if I have no idea who she is.

      • ecallaw1977

        She’s on the show Shake it Up on either Disney or Nickelodeon, I can’t remember which one.  She stars with Bella Thorne, another teenybopper that TLo has featured a couple of times.  Bella tends to go slutty sometimes, but Zendaya seems pretty classy so far!

        • Toya Smith

          Shake It Up is on the Disney Channel, which I know from being forced to watch it by my 9-year-old.  I think Zendaya looks very nice, but that look seems way mature, like something her mom should wear.  But thank God she’s covered and appropriate.  As you said, Bella often looks a little sleazy, so it’s nice to see that Zendaya and/or her parents try to make sure she dresses properly.

  • http://twitter.com/hmbscully WendyD

    I know you can be color-blind, but can one be pattern-blind too? That is the only thing that can explain what Jordin Sparks is wearing. Her stylist needs to see an eye doctor. 

    Then be shot.

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      It’s the most offensively awful isn’t it?  I actually groaned out loud when I saw it.  Jordan..nOOOOOOOOOO!

    • l_c_ann

      There are worse views of Jordon and that dress out there.  The illusion netting from the side shows no underwear and massive exposure of those which should be supported.  She’s wearing a jumper, fur gosh sakes, and a net t shirt.  I remember when she’s looked really good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

    “Sweater on a cat” made me snort out loud in the middle of a quiet office. So true. So true. 

  • http://twitter.com/phd_tv Heather B.

    Laughed out loud at “pretty but colorless” for Taylor Swift. Thank you, TLo, I needed a good laugh today.

    • Squarah

      I legit cackled at that one.

    • Miss_Magpie

      The comment made me actually look at the picture of her, and Swifty is OMBRÉ. Her skin and hair start out super pale, including her hands, and it then BaM, tan legs. Eeeeeew.

  • HomeOfficeGirl

    Thank God Kelly Rowland came along about half way through this post or I was going to have to write the whole show off as a total fashion disaster.  Kebiler – freak of nature.  Minaj – freak.  Zendaya – freakin’ cute.

  • Samantha Zito

    Nicki…Julie wore the dress first.

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      Seriously.  Although Nicki looks pretty good in it, but aren’t stylists paid to make sure those kinds of things don’t happen?

      • Samantha Zito

        My thoughts, exactly. [Did anyone catch Nicki's escort stop on the dress around 12 times when she was helping her to the stage to accept the AMA? Yikes.]

      • MilaXX

        If they got that right Fashion Police wouldn’t have their weekly “Bitch Stole my Look!” segment.

    • MilaXX

       and Paula Patton before Julie

  • Sobaika

    There’s something apropos about Pink wearing a Xena breastplate. She’s my favorite of these looks.

    • librarygrrl64

      Ditto! 

  • DinaSews

    ‘Pretty, but colorless. This could also apply to the dress.’  Coffee out my nose!  HIL-AR-I-OUS!

  • http://www.katidom.com/ Kati B

    I think that Gloria’s dress looks like it’s the only thing in a sepia photograph. Also, Jesus Christ, Stacy Kiebler has ridiculous legs. All the better to wrap around Clooney, I guess. 

  • imperfectlaura

    Is Nicki Minaj wearing the dress Julie Bowen wore to this year’s Emmy’s? Amazing how different it looks.

    http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/09/2012-emmy-awards-red-carpet-part-2.html

  • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

    What I want is to be able to watch Kerry Washington navigate all that super long fringe as she tries to sit, and get back up. And the idea of going to the loo in that, is making me giggle, snidely.

    • 3boysful

       Absolutely no way pottying can be done in that dress unless you have a dress-holder like when you are in your wedding gown.  Or you remove the dress completely.

      Some day, I wish someone would blend creativity with practicality.  That would be worth paying for.

      • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

         Oh there are a number of designers who do just that. Unfortunately their work is rarely seen on the RC because it tends to be too subtle for the cameras. I am thinking of Donna Karan, for example, who has always blended practicality, with an easy sensuality, and creative flair.

    • Samantha Zito

      Ms. Kerry also looked like she needed a cheeseburger or two. Perhaps the reason for the busy dress?? To distract from the disappearing frame?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183939371 Carla Gonzalez Burkhard

    There is something so wrong about a red carpet where Nikki Minaj is one of the best dressed.  Yuck.  But Kudos to  Stacy Kiebler- she looks amazing.

  • zenobar

    I like Stacy Keibler’s fancy shirt.

  • SophiaPehawkins

    Stacey Kiebler looks great, but her dress is too short.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000393765005 Garcia Loca

      Way, WAY too short. She’s got fabulous legs but no dress should make innocent bystanders quickly look away for fear of glimpsing something they shouldn’t and then sloooowly look back at her. :)

      • mhleta

        It looks like she put contour shading on her legs to give them more definition. Kinda douchey.

    • Ceur

       I would be scared to see a back shot.

  • Tracy_Flick

    Is Gloria Estefan’s dress a version of the one Helen Mirren wore on Jimmy Fallon?

    • alyce1213

      Beat me to the punch. Appears to be the same iridescent dress in a different length.
      I like the navy, but I LOVE Glroia’s green, lovely color.
      For me, Gloria did it better.

    • greyhoundgirl

      Exactly what I thought when I saw it.  It does look great on her in the green.  The color is unexpected and rich.

      • MilaXX

        I like that the green appears to have a slight iridescent sheen to it

  • eowyn_of_rohan

    Elisha Cuthbert looks like she is wearing the inside foil of a candy bar wrapper.  Not good.

    • ringthing

      And she’s posing like she has terrible cramps.

    • Kristin McNamara

      Raise your hand if you legitimately thought that picture of Elisha Cuthbert was Jennifer Morrison. *raises hand*
      I was SO confused for a good five seconds. I thought, “What the hell happened to Jennifer Morrison’s forehead?!” And then did NOT believe the caption that it wasn’t, in fact, JMo.

  • isidore256

    I kind of love Pink’s look, for Pink. The Xena bodice and the blocky shape make her look badass without even incorporating any masculine elements to the look. She’s always represented a more athletic than womanly figure.

    • mhleta

      She ended up on a Worst-Dressed list in this look and she soooo didn’t deserve it. 

  • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Krysta

    Brandy looks GREAT from the neck up–although I’m not sure about the lip color.  Shame about the dress. . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000393765005 Garcia Loca

    Jordin Sparks. I adore Etro and it’s actually a fabulous dress, but it’s not for her. It’s too busy and funky for her.

  • greyhoundgirl

    Zendaya Coleman is adorable.

  • Frank_821

    On the 1 hand, Stacy’s dress is too short. On the other hand it’s the AMA’s and she’s got such superb legs I don’t blame her for wanting to show them off. Gyno-dress be damned!

  • f_yeah_marie

    Damn, no Revenge stars?

  • merciblahblah

    I have no idea who the hell Zendaya Coleman is, but she wins hands down in my book. Love love love it.

  • RebeccaKW

    Kesha doesn’t look sticky for once.  That’s a win.

  • alyce1213

    Why is the same dress “really nice” on Helen Mirren but “pretty standard” on Gloria Estefan?
    There are some monumentally bad outfits here: Heidi (downright embarrassing!), Jordin, Gennifer, Kesha.And some nice surprises: Kelly Rowland, Pink, Lucy Hale.Stacy Keibler’s legs are the bomb, but that “dress” is obscenely short.  Obscene, I say.

    • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

      “Why is the same dress “really nice” on Helen Mirren but “pretty standard” on Gloria Estefan?”

      Seriously? Different lengths, different colors, different women, different venues.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Does Carly Rae Jepsen need corrective lenses? The near-sighted squint’n'hunch is a familiar pose to me, and not an attractive one. 

  • SewingSiren

    I think Gloria Estefan is wearing the same dress that Helen Mirren had on , on Jimmy Fallen except green and full length. Anyway it looks fantastic on her. Who is it by? 
    And Kerry Washington and Gloria are the best dressed up there.

  • mhleta

    1) Did we see Nicki Menaj’s dress on Julie Bowan recently? How weird. I would not guess these two women had a thing in common, but there you go.

    2) Interesting to see Jordan Sparks’ dress and Kelly Rowland’s back to back. Similar vibe, but each on different sides of the line that separates hideous from fun and tasteful.

    3) I think Jenny McCarthy is killin’ it! I love that look on her and she’s posing the bejeezus out of it! (Pink, your evil twin is winning. Get with the program!)

    4) Dear Kesha, be gone from my eyes and ears forever. You suck infinitely. Yes, I’m a mean hag. Now go.

    • Sara LaBatt

      I totally thought Jenny McCarthy was Pink when I first saw that pic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1594250515 Kim Brightman

    Kelly Rowland for the win…unless the objective is to go all out for the craptastic award.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I second that. Girl is killing it. 

  • fungstyle

    “ Pretty, but colorless. This could also apply to the dress.”

    ZING! Brava, darlings. 

  • Rand Ortega

    “It’s cute when they try to dress normally, isn’t it? Like putting a sweater on a cat.”
    I read that 20 minutes ago & I’m STILL laughing!

  • Kristy Evans

    Not going to lie, but Nicki Minaj looks the best.

  • decormaven

    Still puzzling over the thought process that put Jordin Sparks in that Etro design. Huh? Whoever Zendaya Coleman is, snaps for such a cute outfit.

  • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

    One can never be “too Xena”. That is all.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/KBNJ6GJTXYEE6BON3WGK6KEGT4 Elizabeth

      No kidding! I would consider that a compliment of the highest order.

      I think Pink looks awesome. The dress wouldn’t work for a more feminine, ordinary mortal; but she is fierce as hell and has that sexy androgynous thing going on … Xena would love it!

  • ThaliaMenninger

    I’d like to put the whole bunch of ‘em in what Kelly Rowland is wearing and see if that improves things. Jazzy pop-rock flight attendants of the new millennium!

  • MoHub

    Nicki Minaj FTW!

  • crash1212

    To my eye, that might be a personal best for Ginnifer.

  • http://twitter.com/MsAlexJackson Alexandria Jackson

    Never heard of Zendaya Coleman, but I just saw that Alice + Olivia dress on Fashion Police in the Bitch Stole My Look segment (Kristen Ritter vs. Rumer Willis). That dress is super cute though. I kinda want it.

  • afabulous50

    Stacy Keibler I hate you now on so many levels!  
    I actually think Jenny McCarthy looks great.  But, hey…that’s just me.

  • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

    I hate to tell Heidi this but four kids, time and gravity are finally starting to have an effect on her boobs.  If she’d had a proper undergarment to lift those puppies up, they might not have looked so squished.

  • bertkeeter

    A certain “reality host” needs to FIRE her stylist and give me a call! Honey. I’ll make it work!

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    Ok, sweater cat but damn I’ve never seen Kesha’s hair and makeup look so attractive.  SHOCK. (Also, that is a sentence I did not anticipate typing when I woke up this morning.)

  • https://twitter.com/Gayer_Than_Thou Gayer Than Thou

    Some thoughts:

    Ginnifer Goodwin: oh em gee I’m so over damaged little pixie women.
    Gloria Estefan: looks like the mother of the bride.
    Heidi Klum: I say this with love — I don’t think she has the figure for that dress anymore.  I don’t either — never did — but it just makes her look a little … full … around the middle.
    Jordin Sparks: would like you to know where her vajajay is.
    Kelly Rowland: is totes adorbs.
    Kerry Washington: also totes adorbs, though I agree the dress looks a little too big.
    Ke$ha: looks like that girl in your office who kind of has a bad attitude and is always texting when you need something from her who’s hitting the clubs this weekend.
    Pink: auditioning for the role of the fourth Andrews sister — the one who never found the courage to come out during her lifetime.
    Stacy Keibler: auditioning for the role of Heidi Klum.
    Zendaya Coleman: have no idea who she is, but she is best in show here.

  • VicksieDo

    Jenny McCarthy wins this for me.  That’s hot.
    GREAT comment on TSwift!  HAHAHA

  • j_anson

    I actually kinda love the black top/slinky gold skirt look. The hair is probably one step too far, though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2066192 Melissa Mellon

    Kelly and Kerry FTW!
     

  • Susan Collier

    Brandy got the table runner caught in her belt.

  • MilaXX

    Brandy – Love the hair and makeup, but the dress should have ended after the first drapey level. Shoes are completely wrong.Carly Rae Jepsen – She’s too young for such a dull, boring dress.
    Carrie Underwood – I like the color, but that’s it. The top has this weird, faux sheer look going or it that I find distracting.
    Elisha Cuthbert – Boring. Ginnifer Goodwin – Love the dress, hate the makeup. It appears that lower lashes are the next big  thing on the horizon. I foresee many tragic makeup looks in the making.Glora Estefan – It looks like a long version of Helen Mirren’s dress. Not gonna knock it because it looks great on her and it’s age appropriate.
    Hayden Panettiere – I don’t like any of this, the color the dress or the makeup.
    Heidi Klum  – Hate the high neckline and the fact that it feels like this year we have seen far to much of Heidi and her short, tight & shiny frocks.
    Jennifer Morrrison – eh’ dress is okay.  She needs to lose the weird sleeve things, stick her leg back in and put on a better shoe.
    Jenny McCarthy – I liked this. They showed her in the audience with glasses on and it really worked for me.
    Jordin Sparks – Hid – e – ous!
    Kelly Rowland – LOVE
    Kerry Washington  – It’s a Stella so I feel like I should hate this on sight, but I don’t. I think the dress needs a belt, but I like the color on her and really don’t hate the accessories, even the matchy bag.
    Kesha – Babyheads aside, I think this is a step in the right direction. Kesha seems to be trying to dress like a regular person and if the she was wearing better shoes, I’d give it a pass.
    Lucy Hale – Boring and wrinkled.

    Nicki Minaj – There are pics all over the internet of Nicki vs Paual Patton or vs Julie Bowen in this dress. Old crazy Nicki is slaying them all.
    Pink – I agree the bodice is very warrior gal, but I think that her thing and I kinda like that she embraces it. Pink’s never gonna be super girly. I always thinks she wants to remind everyone that she will snatch that dress off and kick your butt if she has to. Besides her performance was one of the few worth watching last night.
    Stacy Keibler – Her legs are insane, but that’s a shirt. Girfriend needs a pair of pants.
    Taylor Swift – Someone needs to tell her handlers that “T- Swizzle” is never going to happen.
    Zendaya Coleman – Cute look. I guess this is the next starlet to be thrust upon us by the Disney machine.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

    I think Ginnifer Goodwin would have looked cute if she hadn’t gone a step too far with the eye makeup to emulate Twiggy. Girl, that’s not your look. She looks like she’s been crying.

    • In_Stitches

       I think she does look cute for once.  Granted, I’m with you on the makeup, but it’s an interesting dress that suits her, fits and hits her at the right places.  With her track record, I’d call that a win.

      • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

        I agree.

        Her makeup is a bit much of a muchness, but the dress really works on her.

  • neofashionista

    Jenny McCarthy is giving the best face
    Taylor Swift must have hired a new stylist and/ OR lost her virginity becuase she has been working a much sexier vibe then her usual virgin princess and that is def Carrie’s personal best gorgeous color

  • Stubenville

    The end of the world must be near when Nicki Minaj looks pretty much the most conventionally dressed of the bunch.

  • kimmeister

    Sweaters on cats are adorable.  Just yesterday, I saw a homeless guy riding around on his bike, and what should be perched on top of his backpack but a kitty in a sweater!  I almost died from the cuteness.  That guy is the coolest homeless guy ever.

    On another random note, I’m such a dork that I bought a baby’s T-shirt for my cat Chai (since I’ve never seen cat clothes in stores, only dog clothes).  We call it his Chai tee.  Hee hee hee.

  • Tara

    The Taylor

  • Stubenville

    I wonder if Glora Estefan’s gown is made of Jim Thompson silk? They used to have this insane pea green silk interwoven with a maroon thread which changed from one color to the other depending on the direction of the light. It was jaw dropping.

  • nannypoo

    Nicki Minaj looks fabulous here, even normal. 

  • tereliz

    Oh, Jordin, No! That pattern is doing very bad things to your great body. 

  • http://profiles.google.com/thehilariest The Hilariest

    Jenny McCarthy = Brigette Nielsen ver. 2.0. And not in a good way.  

  • Laylalola

    It scares me to think that lipstick alone might make this massive a difference, but I swear that Taylor Swift in her past two appearances has neared personal bests, and it’s almost all due to the lack of that stupid fire-engine red slash of lipstick she usually favors.

  • Pennymac

    Laughed til I cried  @ ”Sweater on a cat”. Oh man, long Monday, still at work and I’m tired.
     Kelly Rowland FTW.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    Jenny McCarthy looks like she’s channeling Sandy from “Grease” and The Klumster’s shoulders have boobs!

  • FourPointOhMyGracious

    I think Stacy Keibler has a 42 inch inseam if I remember correctly. Jesus Christ indeed.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FDQR3MXFKMHKQCSXT5J7HXSSIM jo

    I hope that Jordin Sparks fired her stylist.  How could one dress make such a beautiful and fit young woman look so bad?

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

    Carrie Underwood’s dress made my jaw drop–that is a gorgeous color on her.

  • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

    Kelly Rolland for the win. Stacy’s dress is gyno short.

  • MrsMaxPower

    Elisha Cuthbert looks fab to me…best I can remember her looking.  And I have no idea who the hell Zendaya Coleman is, but she is adorable.  

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angelica-Smith-Mertens/150401222 Angelica Smith Mertens

    It’s so funny because I looked at the photos and knew EXACTLY who you two would call out!!!  That dress Jordin Sparks has on is AWFUL!  Carrie Underwood looked great!  And I could barely tell that was Ke$ha!  LOL  Thanks for making my day!

  • bd73

    jennie mccarthy is wearing pink’s outfit. something about the pattern on jordin sparks’ dress makes it look like her boobs are hanging down to her navel. jennifer morrison’s gown looks like it came straight from charlize’s “snow white” wardrobe. she just needs a spiky crown…

  • MGMcD

    Nicki Minaj confirms for me what I thought of that dress when Julie Bowen wore it to the Emmy’s, which was that I could like it on someone  else. It suits her personality way better, its fabulous and a little crazy, but still a pretty great dress overall.

  • MzzPants

    Minaj for the win.

  • mom2ab

    Jordin Sparks is way to young to be carrying her breasts on her hips…

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    I’m just stunned to see Nikki MInaj in a somewhat sane gown. NIcely done, Ms. Minaj.
    Ginnifer Goodwin-sadly twee. Heidi-the girls need some support.
    If I had Stacy Keibler’s legs, I’d be wearing minis, too-you go, Ms. Keibler!

  • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

    Whoever this Zendaya Coleman kid is, she looks adorable!

  • spooki C

    LOVE that color on Nicki. Gloria looks fabulous and super glam in that dress. 

  • Linderella

    What the hell happened to Kesha’s boobs?!  That dress not only pulled them about a mile apart, it made one four times the size of the other.  Scary-crazy!

  • Call me Bee

    Zendaya (whoever she is…) FTW!  Adorable. 

  • quiltrx

    Briefly…

    I just love Pink.  And she is more Xena than Xena ever was, so you werq that badass shit, girl.

    Brandy is a few head ridges away from being a Klingon, bitches!

    I like Jennifer Morrison’s dress, even the shoulder thingies.  Kinda 40s chic.

    And I wish Kors had been there to do a Mad Lib on Heidi because this is definitely “(something) Ice Skater (something)”.

    • Stubenville

      Hoochie Disco Ice Skater ___________

  • elemspbee

    I heart Ginni Goodwin’s sad creepy doll look! that’s her edgy look.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    Stacy looks the best out of them, and I’m not just saying that because my name is also Stacy. But Truth.

    I loved Jenny’s look at first because I thought they were pants. Then I realized it was a skirt, and then I hated it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=716666273 Sara Cakester

    Heidi Klum needs to be banned from going braless. I’m so tired of people thinking saggy tits are in any way attractive. 

  • Amy Ennis

    I’m getting better! More of my thoughts are in line with you guys! Maybe I’m starting to understand this fashion thing! Also, when I glanced at Nicki Minaj in the audience, I thought it was a cracked out Xtina at first. Remember the days of the Moulon Rouge hair? Anyway, I was sad to see that Christina had an even worse look. Girl is working those new curves! 

  • Kirsten Kirsten

    Brandy, I can see your Spanx!

  • Candigirl1968

    Stacy’s legs are so amazing that they don’t even look real.  Gee whiz!  
    Based upon the outfits, it looks like they are going to a bunch of different events, not the same place.

  • ccm800

    I’m actually to a point that I get mad when I look at pix of Taylor Swift. Not furious but ticked.

  • watchmeboogie

    Caught the thumbnail for this out of the corner of my eye and thought the new Drag Race recap was up. Now I’m sad, sad like a crazy doll. ;D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1230057270 Allie Carter

    Jenny McCarthy looks like Billy Idol… in an AWESOME way. Love her outfit.

  • librarygrrl64

    That Stella McCartney? No. Fringe over lace? But I must admit that I am totally digging that gown on Pink!