Timberlake and Biel for People Magazine

Posted on October 25, 2012

We think we’ve more than made the point that celebrity life is just plain weird, but nothing illustrates that more effectively than a big ol’ celeb wedding. Especially when it comes complete with attention-seeking covers of major magazines.

 

People paid the quarter-million-plus for the rights to them, so they have the pictures and inside scoop on Justin Timberlake’s and Jessica Biel’s wedding. It sounds a little nauseatingly self-absorbed. Then again, we’re reading all of this in People magazine:

“When the couple of five years exchanged personal vows in a romantic Italian ceremony Oct. 19, ‘it was a really special evening,’ Timberlake, 31. ‘It was a total fantasy experience,’ adds Biel, 30.

One cause for emotion? The singer-actor played the guitar and serenaded his beautiful bride-to-be as she walked down the aisle in a custom, petal pink Giambattista Valli Haute Couture gown. ‘It was an original piece I wrote specifically for the evening and for her,’ says Timberlake, who wore a Tom Ford tux he helped design.”

Gross.

Anyway, here’s a closer look at Jessica’s gown, along with the details:

“Giambattista Valli is pleased to confirm Jessica Biel wed Justin Timberlake in a custom Giambattista Valli Haute Couture wedding gown. The strapless gown of silk mousseline and silk organza consisted of a light pink floral motif and ruffles. The veil, which consists of Biel’s’ heirloom pearls, was also created for her by Giambattista Valli. All women in the bridal party, including both the mother of the bride and mother of the groom wore Giambattista Valli Haute Couture gowns to the ceremony. Jessica wore four looks with shoes and clutches from the Giambattista Valli S/S 2013 collection to events leading up to the ceremony.”

It’s pretty – and the pink was a nice choice. See? We can be nice.

 

 

[Photo Credit: people.com]

    • MoHub

      gag me.

    • MilaXX

      The dress was pretty. I’m gad she looked nice, but more and more JT is turning into a giant capital D DOUCHE and I was completely disgusted with the wedding joke video his friends had made. Irrational or not that officially put him on my celeb hate list.

      • mshesterp

        Ooh, tell me more.

        • MissMariRose
        • MissAnnieRN

          His friends made an 8 minutes video interviewing homeless people in LA asking them to congratulate JT and Biel on their wedding day.  It was supposed to be “a joke.”  Gawker and Lainey gossip have more.  Disgusting.  He is now on my celebrity hate list as well.

          • MilaXX

             And I know it sounds crazy but he have easily counteracted a bit of the hate by apologizing and/or donating some of the People mag cash to a Homeless charity.

            Then again, there is also the dropped trou/mooning pic  from the pre wedding celebrations.

            All and all he just comes off as a big jerk.

            • MissAnnieRN

              I bet he will end up doing that. But he hasn’t yet, so you know it’s not because he actually feels it necessary to apologize, only feels pressured to.  It’s not like he’ll actually BE sorry, he’ll just SAY sorry.  I can’t believe that he is so low class that he didn’t make them shut it off.  How is making fun of poor people at your wedding funny?  How is that classy?  I can’t imagine attending any function that airs that kind of crap.

            • Lori

              Well this just kills any glimmer of fondness I had for him because “Dick in a Box” was funny.

            • zmayhem

              LORI GET OUT OF MY BRAIN. Or, you know, pull up a chair and make yourself at home.

            • MilaXX

               Exactly, just like when he hung Janet Jackson out to dry over the so called “wardrobe malfunction”. 
              I can’t even imagine having friend who would think that is funny.

            • nancylee61

              Really, your wife-to-be has a custom gown, and 4 “pre-wedding” outfits, you have a custom tux, and you make fun of the homeless. This is the 1%ers in action, folks. Totally isolated from the real world, and totally clueless. He and his friends are horrible people.

            • MaryanneGirl

              But…but he wrote an ORIGINAL piece for her as she walked down the aisle!! 

              (barf.)

            • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

              And here I’ve waited years to be vindicated for always hating him.  Utterly disgusting.

          • AnaRoW

             I’m a bit confused. Why do you hate him if it was his friends that made the video?

            • MissAnnieRN

              So, let’s say your friends make an offensive video.  And then they decide to play it at your wedding, as some sort of inside joke.  And you realize what’s happening about 10s into the video.  What do you do?  

              I would get up, shut it off, and be SUPER MAD at my friends for a really long time, questioning why I was ever friends with them in the first place.  I certainly would not let it play through, for all of my guests (who were hopefully properly horrified), to prove what a giant asshole I am on my wedding day.  If I were Biel, I might have considered taking off the ring and walking out, ashamed that I had married such a giant dick, and rethought the whole thing on the spot.

              The person who was in charge of the video is Biel’s cousin, Justin’s assistant or something like that.  The point is, he knows JT really well.  He knows JT well enough that he knew JT would think that piece of shit was funny.

            • Mary229

              Yup.  It’s disgusting.  Look, the bottom line is that Justin is a person of extreme privilege and he’s been a person of privilege for a long time now.  There is no excuse to be that disconnected from giving other people the proper dignity that they have earned has human beings.  Making fun of the homeless and transsexuals?  I’m done with this ass.

            • Rand Ortega

               This.

            • agentilities

              We have a saying back home: “show me your friends and I’ll show you your character”…

            • Sobaika

              I took this view before – it’s not like I speak for my friends – but it’s become public knowledge and he hasn’t made any moves to apologize, acknowledge it, or contribute to homeless shelters and such. When you’re a celeb in his situation and give a shit, it’s what you do.

              Besides, it does speak to the type of people he surrounds himself with. We’re left with the assumption that he was sitting there laughing along to that video.

            • Mary229

              Of course.  None of us can control the actions of our friends.  That said, I personally am careful of the company I keep.  And you better believe that if someone had degraded people living in poverty or homeless people at my wedding, I would have been stunned, mortified and immediately tried to make amends.  There is zero excuse for this.

          • SapphoPoet

            Yikes. That’s terrible. 

          • quiltrx

            I already hated him…learning this is now just more evidence for the file!

      • Sobaika

        The homeless/transgender video? Yeah, that was in serious poor taste, to put it mildly.

        • Le_Sigh

          Totally.  

      • Alisa Rivera

        I live in downtown Los Angeles and recognized where they filmed most of it and I’m so angry. This neighborhood is not homeless Disneyland for rich tourists. Bastards.

      • SpillinTea

        I haven’t liked that ass since the way he pretended to be innocent about the whole Janet Jackson tittyshot at the Super Bowl. 

        • sk8tfan

          I agree. I actually kinda like her, I think she doesn’t maximize her looks or appeal but she seems nice and looks pretty here. He’s been sliding into asswipery for a while now; I think he’s completed the descent. I was really annoyed that he didn’t help out Janet-the rich white boy, who would have been forgiven for anything and has huge industry clout, leaves the (admittedly rich) black chick hanging out to dry. This just completes the evolution.

          • editrixie

            Yeah, not only that, but I still am flummoxed by why more people than just the one guy in EW called that whole thing on the white-man-rips-off-black-woman’s-clothes-in-public, regressive, almost slavery vibe about that whole thing.

            But I’m apparently one of the only people in the world who didn’t think Dick in  Box was funny — I found it weirdly misogynistic and hostile. I have always hated him.

            • http://twitter.com/miss186 Allie

              I think dick in a box could have been funny if it was performed by men who had a history of supporting feminist causes, and were known for it, because then it could be viewed as mocking the way men (in general, not all) think about their genitalia. But coming from JT, especially after the Superbowl thing… well, I totally agree with you. Misogynistic and hostile are the exact words I would use.

    • RzYoung

      The picture makes me feel sad and a bit sick

      • Le_Sigh

        Its like she’s a dog waiting obediently in the corner waiting for the next command.

        • MissAnnieRN

          I agree.  This picture has nothing to do with her.  It’s all about JT.  I wonder if they got to choose which one went on the cover or if People chose for them.  If they chose, if she consented to this, it makes me sad for her.

    • stardust462

      Ridiculous how they shoe horned his ex into the corner. Stay classy People Magazine.

      • MissAnnieRN

        Oh, I think that part is deliciously awesomely hilarious!!

        • stardust462

           You’re right, it is pretty funny :)

          • Rebecca Jay

            That’s the best part of the cover.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      holymutheragawd.

    • EditKitten

      Cue the pink wedding dress trend in 3 … 2 … 1 …

      Not to say I don’t like it; from the cover, it really suits her. I won’t be buying this so hopefully a pic of her standing in the dress will show up effortlessly on my Internetz soon.

      Also, Justin? STOP IT.

      • MissAnnieRN

        I didn’t like it either.

        And Gwen Stefani wore a pink wedding dress as did Anne Hathaway.

        • CassandraMortmain

          When did Anne Hathaway get married?  Pretty sure she’s still single.   Or maybe she wore a pink wedding dress in a movie?

          • http://twitter.com/zombiast kat chappell

             http://gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-the-strangely-copious-and-accessible-wedding-photos-anne-hathaway-10-2012

          • MissAnnieRN

            I think like a month ago.  She wore Valentino.  Married Adam Shulman.

      • NinaBoo

        We were talking yesterday about how the pink gown seems like such an odd choice for her. We get the colored gown desire and maybe silver or gold…I don’t know. Pink just seems so someone else.

      • fallen_ikon

        My wedding dress was pink. It wasn’t an actual wedding dress, though..it was a cocktail dress, because all I could find in stores were white wedding dresses and white makes me look like a sallow corpse. I got married 2 years ago and people thought it was so weird I was wearing a pink dress, so if they do become trendy I’ll have to laugh about it.

    • mshesterp

      I have found him amusing in the past (guest stints on SNL and Friends with Benefits is much cuter than it has any right to be), but he’s moving into super tool town–and that cover isn’t helping.  She is just so…long suffering.  WTF is he doing??  Calm down, trouser snake.

      • Anathema_Device

         I totally agree! I have never liked his music, but I’ve enjoyed his Lonely Island stuff and some of his film roles. This cover bugs the crap out of me.

      • RebeccaKW

         I know.  I love him so much on SNL, and then I see him on other things and I lose whatever like I had for him. 

      • twocee

         I totally read “super tool town” in Timberlake’s SNL voice

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

      I think it is funny that she has been wearing white, bridal-adjacent frocks for months every time she left the house and then gets married in pink.

      • filmcricket

        That was my first thought when I saw the pictures, too, like “What have you been doing for the last year?” Then I heard about the homeless well-wishers video and forgot all about her and just focused on what a tool he must be to have a friend like that.

    • http://twitter.com/sebwfu Shannon Beamer

      Ick.  Barbie pepto dress.  Her face looks nice, however (see?  I, too, can be nice). 

    • Sobaika

      BLECH. I’m not really loving her dress (from what I can see) and he is such a ham, it’s nauseating.

      I could not care less about these two beige oatmeal-flavored bland celebs.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         That seems unfair. I love oatmeal.

        • Sobaika

          Apologies to oatmeal lovers everywhere.

          What would be a better comparison, maybe soggy toast?

          • curiouserandcuriousest

             Soggy toast works. And I couldn’t care less about these two either.

            • Sobaika

              It’s sad because I was a major NSYNC fan (JC was my crush though) and Justin is very talented. But aside from some moments on SNL, everything about him post-FutureSex/LoveSounds reeks of douche.

            • Le_Sigh

              Do you know JC was the guy voice in “Bring it All to me” where he says “my timbs my saggy jean and my thug appeal”???

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o10awxnXjRs

          • kschwarting

            How about toast that’s soggy in the middle but made with really stale bread?  That’s the worst of both worlds.

          • Anathema_Device

             They are like a smooth, unobtrusive, well Botoxed forehead.

          • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

             Yeah, definitely the appeal of soggy toast.

    • megalomania79

      She needed a necklace.

    • LLuL

      I kind of hate it. The pink veil is ridic. 

    • Jennifer Chiang

      Pink is already a thing. Anne Hathaway’s dress was pink as well. Daily Mail did a story on it. 

    • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

      She: looks the very picture of a happy bride.
      He: looks the very picture of a 5-year-old who hasn’t yet come to the realization that the world doesn’t revolve around him.  I can hear him screaming, “LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!”
      (I used to find him amusing thanks to SNL, but this… no.)

      • Anathema_Device

         LOL. I was typing the same thing while you were…

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        He’s screaming “I’m so fucking shitfaced happy that People Magazine paid wealthy me and my wealthy bride another quarter million dollars that I’m making a total douche of myself for the cover photo!”

    • pattyw

      Sideswept bangs! See, Jessica, how pretty you can look when you get your hair out of your eyes.

      • RebeccaKW

         I was thinking the same thing, for the first time I don’t HATE the bangs.  It’s really working here.

      • kimmeister

        Yes, THAT is the only kind of bangs that works on her and they looked great here.

    • Anathema_Device

      That picture is absolutely nuts. ‘DOES EVERYBODY SEE ME JUMPING?!! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MEEEEE!!! Ignore the beautiful bride and look at meeeeee.”

      I also think it is weird for the groom to serenade the  bride as she walks down the aisle. Write something beautiful for your vows and then sing to her at the reception. I have no idea why it bugs me that he did that, but it does.

      Can’t render much of an opinion about the dress b/c she’s sitting. But I think I counted 6 mentions of Giambattista Valli in the short write up? Good lord.

      • MilaXX

         Because sexist or not, it all feels like he was stealing thunder from the bride.

        • Anathema_Device

           Maybe it was supposed be jokey, like a photobomb? Even so, I’d rather see them together as a couple in a picture from their wedding. It could be a fun picture, but this just looks dumb.

          • MilaXX

             No, I meant all of it: the cliche groom jumping wedding shot, the song written just for her and sung as she walked down the aisle.

            • Anathema_Device

               Yeah, I agree. Way more about attention than shared joy.

        • Mary229

          It’s not sexist at all.  The bottom line is that you can be a feminist and wear a beautiful wedding gown and want to get married and still honor simple traditions like the Bride walking down the aisle.  These things aren’t in competition with each other.  I’m a feminist and I would have found it in very poor taste if someone did that to me while I was walking down the aisle. 

      • decormaven

        A PR for a PR! I’m surprised the groom & groomsmen didn’t have tiny Giambattista Valli tats to complete the total look. The jumping action- reminds me of Tom Cruise on Oprah. Not a good thing.

    • hmariec19

      She looks really lovely, and that dress is gorgeous.

      He looks like a moron. Color me shocked.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

      Why is he jumping and not interacting with her? I don’t get that picture at all.

      • halleygee

        And the way she is sitting looks like she is on the toilet…

        • http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

          Ha, totally! 

    • kaycem

      gawker had some funny points, essentially making it sound like timberlake was marrying himself and biel just happened to be at the party lol.  sounds about right, especially when you look at this cover.  he’s such a self-absorbed little twat — no more so than any other star, i guess, but he’s just way worse at hiding it.

      i love her dress though, poor thing.

      eta: oh, i almost forgot… one of timberlake’s dudebros made a “funny” wedding video featuring the homeless of downtown l.a. to show at this ritzy wedding on an italian island. so hilarious! ( ‘__’ )

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      To be fair, the staged jumping shot is a favorite of pretty much all wedding photographers. I’ve had to do a version of this one where the bridesmaids/groomsmen/groom are all jumping around the bride.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone’s ridiculously bloated ego more on display than in here, Timberlake.

      And Biel, if you’re wearing a custom made Haute Couture wedding gown, STAND UP. Oh my GOD why are you sitting down in your wedding magazine cover?

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Perhaps she’s just exhausted from the totally awesome douchiness that is JT?

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

        I’m 99% sure that it was a canny move on the part of the magazine– wanted to make people buy the magazine to be able to see the dress fully.

    • cyscokitty

      Is he doing the jumping thing to make fun of Tom Cruise? I do like her dress – much nicer pink than what we’ve been seeing on the red carpet lately. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      ew those socks!! 

    • tereliz

      Um, her bangs look good? But for some reason it doesn’t sit well with me looking at wedding pictures where the bride’s head is inches from a news headline about pederasty. If I were Biel I’d pissed the word VICTIM is so close to my head. Plus:

      BRITNEY’S SHOCKING TRIAL!!1!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        I love that they get a quarter million and People still has the last laugh putting Brittney on the cover. 

        • Sobaika

          So this has been floating around the internet, and it’s perfect: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceisneu3H1qz9xqho1_500.jpg

    • http://twitter.com/urban_gypsy Tess Danesi

      She looks pretty. I think the dress is too quinceanera for my taste, especially for a dress that cost god knows what, but the fact that she looks pretty is something. I really want wedding dresses with sleeves though, I am so over strapless. 

      He’s a douche. That video with the homeless people, even though not made by him, has me completely disgusted.

    • Nicholas

      Is Biel’s dress edible candy floss? If so, that’s pretty green, even for a Hollywood wedding.

      • LesYeuxHiboux

         Supergreen?

    • Janet B

      She looks very pretty and the booms were used well. 

    • maggiemaybe

      I’ve never understood his appeal… but then again I’m a cranky old curmudgeon, so you know, there’s that.

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      *vomit*

    • Susan Collier

      Justin is doing his Tom Cruise couch-jumping pose really well there.
      Yes, self-absorbed, especially sitting next to that Sandusky headline.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Even her smile looks studied.

      The dress is pretty but these two look like co-stars who can barely tolerate each other, not a happy pair of newlyweds. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      Could these two be any more boring?

    • GorgeousThings

      Barf indeed. I refuse to read any of these celebrity nuptials issues, ever since Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones whored themselves out for a million dollars. What a waste of money and paper.

    • kimmeister

      At first glance, it looked like his shoes were male Mary Janes!  Then I realized his shoes have a matte band and it wasn’t his socks peeking through.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I mean, her husband is the one that is drawing the attention to himself, she seems so…secondary…here.  This one annoys me b/c she is sitting down, and you can’t tell too much about the dress except it’s pink.  I’m all for colored wedding dresses.  

    • Mary229

      He serenaded her while she walked down the aisle?  ICK.  ICK.  ICK.   She looks lovely and beautiful in the pictures.  I’m tradtional when it comes to bridal wear and I prefer white.   But there is nothing saying that a woman who wants something different can’t wear any color she chooses.  She’s a pretty woman.  

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/47S737MGWCAZEZ73QOAFKDFEKQ Jill

      God, could he be any more of an attention whore?

      • snarkykitten

         I’ve hated him ever since he told the entire freakin world he banged Britney Spears when she clearly didn’t want her dirty laundry aired out like that. Tacky little shit.

        • Mary229

          I had the same reaction you did.   Celebrity or not, Britney is a human being and they were in a relationship.  To air personal sexual details about a woman after that relationship is long over is the eptiome of trash.  To make matters worse, when he did it, it was during a period when Britney truly did seem to be suffering from some kind of mental illness/drug abuse.  It was gross and sad.  Can’t stand him.

    • Patricia Gillett

      So yeah, we’re totally buying that this marriage is real when you act like that on the cover of People.

      Next!

    • mommyca

      Hilarious that the cover has Britney looking down on them, and Sandusky name is on it… that’s gross!

    • BazoDee

      I wish they would follow Anne Hathaway’s lead and donate the $$ to charity. preferably a Marriage equality charity since that’s particularly poignant, but really any charity would do.

      • tereliz

        Like a Homeless Assistance Collaborative? ;)

        • BazoDee

          Yeah -I din’t know about that disgusting video when I posted. Gross! 

        • BrooklynBomber

          something for inner city children?

    • http://twitter.com/lolacestmoi Veronika Kaufmann

      I feel like being mean: the picture of Mrs. Timberlake on the cover is unflattering: squished boobage and her arms look too muscley.

    • SapphoPoet

      I like the dress and she looks pretty. It’s too bad he looks like a three-year old trying to compete for everyone’s attention. Having read through people’s comments about him is disheartening. I heard him in an interview with Terri Gross and he came across as really level-headed and sane–I was impressed. Wonder what happened…

    • EEKstl

      It skeeves me out to think that a couple would OPT to turn something as personal as their wedding day into grist for the gossip/tabloid mill, scares me to think they would get PAID for it, but REALLY horrifies me that a couple as wealthy as they are would pocket the bucks vs. giving it to charity.  Yes, the dress is pretty but…I’m just skeeved.

    • Imasewsure

      I think it’s a cute cover (being juvenile is one of his things so I don’t mind it) and the dress is really pretty on her and an interesting choice ….Nice to see a wedding dress that I don’t hate (of course it helps that it was not a “P’Nina” or dreaded Marchesa!!

    • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

      They’re (usually) so private – I’m shocked they agreed to this magazine feature! Still – nice to see her dress. Love the color – I’m totally getting married in something non-white.

    • glennethph

      There’s always been a whiff of douche about him.

    • bookish

      So she’s wearing a presumably beautiful, custom dress, and they put her on the cover sitting down so the dress is a giant puddle of pink? I suppose this is a trick to get people to actually open/buy the magazine to see what it looks like with her standing up.

    • Nicholas

      Right next to the headline for the Sandusky article.

    • Tracy_Flick

      The only thing that makes me smile about this is the thought of some good divorce gossip. 

    • tallgirl1204

      Um, the veil “consists of” her heirloom pearls?  Looks to me like most of the veil is made out of fabric… 

    • http://4ofwands.wordpress.com/ Aj/Melia

      too.much.pink.  Though the first thing I noticed (after the pink) was the blur next to her head “Victim No.1 Speaks Out” and thought did JT screw this up already?

    • nannypoo

      Here’s a little aside: it’s snowing in St. Paul. Shit. Anyway, I like him and if he ever grows up I think I’ll be sad. As for her, I like the pink and I’m glad they figured out something the could do with her bangs. 

    • Rand Ortega

      She looks like his mom smiling at her precocious little boy. I give it 5 years. Tops.

    • PeaceBang

      gross is right

    • myristica_fragrans

      it looks like something barbie would wear: too fluffy, too big, too pink! i’m glad that these two douchebags found each other because it’ll finally start to isolate the gene.

    • http://twitter.com/crzepa Chris Rz

      Unfortunate placement of “Sandusky’s no 1 victim speaks out” right by her head…yikes!

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

        And good old Brit in the corner!

    • Annabelle Archer

      How does one “help” design a tux?

      “Let’s make it black?”
      “I think there should be *two* pants legs!”

      Pretentiousness ass clown. And she’s just sad, sitting there while he nearly kicks her in the head with those ski feet of his.

    • Sobaika

      I DO! And I was all for it at the time.

      The late 90s/early aughts were a strange and beautiful time.

    • Monday1900

      Her Giambattista Valli dress might be Giambattista Valli okay if we could Giambattista Valli see it (seriously, I get the product placement point but enough already with the Giambattista Valli).  That video sounds disgusting–I think we’re hurtling toward revolution soon.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=535548244 Kim Baker Vidas Davey-Irvin

      what does it mean, ” The veil, which consists of Biel’s’ heirloom pearls”?

      • elleg929

        I read in a different article that the pearls were from her grandmother’s necklace and were sewn into the veil.

    • reebism

      Am I crazy, or did they Photoshop this image of them together from two separate photographs?

      Yes, I know the jumping party members are a cliche, but look at his trajectory — if he’s midjump, he’d be landing *on* her dress, if not on her. They were clearly both pasted into the background, but they might not have even both been in the same room. 

      • shirab

        I think so, otherwise when he landed he landed on her right leg and arm. And smacked his left hand on the mantelpiece, too.

    • afabulous50

      Shades of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch….that doesn’t bode well for her…

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VA5XLSF3QRELSC3MUFSXLP4EIE rebecca

      This looks so unbearable fake – who do they think they’re trying to fool? No, seriously? The dress is okay, but I don’t think pink is her color. And, (sigh) it’s SLEEVELESS. Aren’t we past that? I mean, wouldn’t she want to be a bit daring? Granted, I don’t know Jessica Biel from a hole in the wall, but it all feels so…..tired. Exhausted…

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

        I want to get married again (to an obscenely rich version of my now-husband) just so I can wear one of those awesome gowns with sleeves!

    • Carlodog

      Shades of Tom Cruise on Oprah’s couch.  I don’t believe it from JT either.

    • decormaven

      Classic!

    • Rebecca Jay

      “nauseatingly self-absorbed””
      Describes Mr. & Mrs. Timberlake to a T.  Can’t stand these two twits.

    • l_c_ann

      “Jessica wore four looks with shoes and clutches from the Giambattista Valli S/S 2013 collection to events leading up to the ceremony.””
      and paid cold hard cash for how many of them? 

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DWOPIV3PYYMUKTSRCNGK7LUJWA Dianne Jones

      She already looks so totally over it in that pic.

    • mountainFashionista

      That’s HILARIOUS!

    • Srw27

      She looks like a pink cupcake that’s sitting on a kid’s potty & he looks like an ADD poster child who’s off his meds. Congrats.  Enjoy the <5 years you'll have together

      • turtleemily

        I was wondering if he was intentionally trying to call-back to Tom Cruise’s Oprah couch jumping.

    • lovelyivy

       I remember laughing, and laughing whenever I heard that lyric- I liked the song, but it was impossible to listen to JT sing about ‘thug appeal’ in any way shape or form. Nothing BUT hilarity.

    • Ediths_Head

      I’m sorry, but PROM! That is a fantasy prom dress and no two ways about it. Also, the groom is wearing knee-high L’eggs.

    • MoreShoes

      No, the pink dress wasn’t a nice choice. She looks like sugarspin.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      It’d be nice if that $$ for the photos would’ve been donated to charity.  That would be the only way to cancel out all the self-absorption.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/DBSIHWVY4ECXGNXAXFXJMSCNIE Katrin

        I was thinking the same thing, along with WHY? WHY do these two need the $250k? I get that some celebrities prefer to “sell” pictures of their new babies rather than have the paps chase them down, but I think I’d still rather take my chances than have the entire world get a look at my oh so personal wedding. That’s D list reality TV star level, I had thought these two were above that.

    • neofashionista

      i never thought they would actually do it

    • BPlease

      They’re a pair of chapped assholes and loathsome as hell.

      I hope the story about them laughing and laughing at their disgusting douche of a best friend screening an **8-minute** mockery of the homeless at their fucking wedding haunts them forever.  Not just the odious, overrated Justin; Jessica has made clear that her looks ‘work against’ her getting roles (when they are the only reason she’s employed, of course.  Very little talent there.) They are appallingly arrogant and ignorant, the both of them and whichever similarly-amused knot of assholes invited to their circle jerk of a wedding.  I wish for bad, bad shit to happen to them.  

      A hell of a lot of costume changes for a wedding. And the color’s pretty but all I see with her are upper-lip injections and a fairly harsh nosejob. The less said about that pube-coiffed motherfucker, the better — except, Tom Ford must have wanted to punch him into 2014 with him ‘co-designing’ the tux.

      • turtleemily

        It says “events leading up to the wedding,” not the wedding itself. You’re not going to wear your wedding dress to the shower or the rehearsal dinner. There are cultures (both Japan and China come to mind) where the bride is EXPCTED to change what she’s wearing several times, and that’s not even the traditions where a wedding takes an entire week.

    • guest2visits

      I can’t really tell what the dress looks like from this – but I do like the pink and it looks good on her.
      Austin Scarlett has a gorgeous pale pink bridal gown in his new collection.
      Gotta say – I was hoping she would let him go (to grow up on someone else’s time) – but I guess you never know; could be a match. 

    • quiltrx

      What kind of mental deficient magazine editor puts a picture on the cover of the douche groom full-length, while the BRIDE is sitting in a wadded-up ball???

      I wish I could see the dress better…I like what I see.  And at least someone convinced her to brush those booms over to one side.

      • Candigirl1968

        They probably did that on purpose so that you’d buy the magazine and see more of the dress inside (or, if you’re like me, you just will read it at Kroger while standing in line to pay for your groceries). 

    • http://stef-lee.tumblr.com/ stef lee

      Um, is it just me or is Justin Timberlake wearing black pantyhose? Is that a thing now?

    • Ms. Olivina

      I’m an old school Nsync fan from way back in the day, but the sad truth is that even at age 15 it was obvious JT was already a budding D-bag.

      As I see it, one of the most cringeworthy things about that vile homeless people video filmed and shown by one of JT’s many useless hangers on is that Chris Kirkpatrick (the only former Nsyncer that JT saw fit to invite) was in the audience! This is probably something only a serious Nsync fan (or a good friend of his, as Justin has always claimed to be) would know, but Chris actually WAS homeless as a child. I can only imagine how he felt, sitting through that garbage.

      Stay classy, Justin.

    • http://twitter.com/jalae Janey

      SHE HAS HEIRLOOM PEARLS? 

    • librarygrrl64

      Pink isn’t my jam, but good for her for eschewing the typical white.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      I would like to see a better photo of that gown, where the bride isn’t all hunched over like she’s embarrassed and sitting on a curb somewhere.  What kind of cover photo is that?   Humpfh.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

      Dude, anything that brings color to the world of bridal gowns is okay with me.

    • ccm800

      No one cares one fuck about these tow any more do they? 

    • BrightsideSusan

      I wore a pink dress when I was married in 1984 – and all the fashion mags are making out like it is such a new thing…