Teri, your gays are letting you down.
Teri Hatcher attends the 2012 Montblanc de la Culture Arts Patronage Award Ceremony honoring Quincy Jones at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, California in a Thomas Wylde dress.
Because if they’d been doing their job, they would have told you that this color is awful on you, the shoes are ugly, the yellow nail polish was a bad idea, the dress is too tight, and your breasts are struggling to break free from their pleated prison.
Or they could have just arched an eyebrow and said “Girl, you look like ten miles of bad road. Try again.”
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