Robert Pattinson in Kenzo

Posted on October 16, 2012

We’re stamping our little feet in anger, Robert Pattinson. It’s bad enough you’re making a very nice suit look like shit…

 

Robert Pattinson attends the ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration in Kenzo.

… BUT YOU’RE PLAYING POCKET POOL IN EVERY SINGLE PICTURE, YOU PERVERT.

And buy a goddamn razor. You look like a family of hedgehogs are nesting on your face.

 

[Photo Credit: WireImage]

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

      Douche. King Douche. 

      • Aly Light

        Wouldn’t his face look better with someone’s fist in it?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Stone/100001328135240 Mary Stone

        ..of Douchenstein, which shares a border with Neckbeardistan

        • LittleKarnak

          And he looks smelly…..

        • AnneElliot

          SO.  TRUE.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1183772509 Jen Hughes

           Hahaha

    • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

      A couple of things bother me. I wish he would have shaved and he needs a belt on. Other than that GOD DAMN he is sexy!

    • Sobaika

      Ew.

      • DinaSews

        I’ll second that and add a ‘gross’ too.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

          I’ll add “Blech” to your “Ew” and “gross”.

    • Miss_Led

      Hands in pockets while SITTING? That gets some kind of award. (a bad award)

      • charlotte

         Even worse: while EATING! Give the food to me if you don’t want it.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

          Yes, plus: unsanitary. Yuk.

    • Introspective

      Cedric Diggory (I will not acknowledge that vampire mess he was in) needs a shave and a shower stat. That is all.

      • 3boysful

         Seeing him now, don’t you figure there must have been a Harry Potter movie staffer whose sole job was to make sure this dude was spiffed and buffed for shooting?  And a tough job that was.

        • Kristin McNamara

          HAHA omg this idea never occurred to me. But probably….. YES. Although it was probably considerably easier back then, in his pre- (or no-) facial-hair-days.

      • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

        I thought he was so cute in the Goblet of Fire movie and I can’t figure out what happened to him since.  He always looks like he’s stoned or just woke up.

        • NC_Meg

          I have been saying since day 1 of this Twilight stuff that he looks permanently stoned. Not attractive.

          • AthenaJ

            I think he needed to be half in the bag to get through those movies.

        • Melissa Brogan

           I think it’s reasonable to assume either or both of those things are true.

    • http://twitter.com/FlaviaGPantoja Flavia Pantoja

      I just don’t see the appeal he has. And I’ve seen the movies… And please, let’s shave. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Samuel-Hawk/522821430 Samuel Hawk

      At this point, that hair is getting a little ridiculous. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AYQCICXEN2CCDBFV5HED4Z2RUA Dee B

      I don’t understand how people find him attractive.  He looks like a slovenly girbilish Justin Timberlake.

      • Kristin McNamara

        I first read that as “girlish” and thought,
        1) How much girlier could JT get? ;)
        and 2) That’s an seriously unfortunate girl, given how much neckbeard is goin’ on…

      • http://www.flickr.com/photos/21151157@N00/ rawrgrowlrawr

        I did not understand his appeal until I saw a page full of his very sarcastic, self-deprecating quotes. Now I have a crush.

        • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

          I don’t find him especially attractive (although I might if he were actually, y’know, clean and awake-looking) but I quite like him because I suspect that all of his public appearances are just him trolling. Like, all the time. And I rather enjoy that.

          • NC_Meg

            Same here. I always see things where he is promoting Twilight but you can tell he thinks the story and the whole thing is just ridiculous. It still doesn’t make me think he’s good looking but it’s hilarious and totally makes me want to hang out with him.

    • SapphoPoet

      As they say here in central Pennsylvania, “he needs shaved.” 

      • snarkykitten

         his hair needs washed, too

      • mountainFashionista

         As a wannabe linguist (or something), I love this!

        • Rrroza

          He needs red up!

          • Sweetbetty

             That’s “redd” with two “d”s .  Where in central PA are you Sappho?

    • Lochery

      I wish he had little hedgehogs all over his face. Then I’d be able to excuse anything.

      • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

        so cute!

    • MzzPants

      He believes he can rock facial hair.  I disagree.

    • Alyson Epstein

      He looks like a just rolled out of bed.  blech

    • http://twitter.com/nonchalantanna Anna

      What in the WORLD is with that fungus growing unevenly all over his face and neck that is somehow strategically staying away from his chin…?

    • Billie_Dawn

      Does it make sense if I say he looks like he smells?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16805930 Michelle Hassell-Prahl

      The hedgehogs can make friends with the rats that seem to have nested on his head! Guys, if you are going to rock facial hair (and I’m not advocating, I’m just saying if) then at least shave the neck. Seriously. And is it just me or does he look drunk in all these pics?? 

      • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

         He looks stoned. Seriously, deeply, intensely stoned. Not that I know what that looks like. *ahem*

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      seriously, why is he going for the worst combination of face/head hair he can think of??? Is he tired of being attractive?? get over it, honey! 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3JSTXMWWVZN2QNP2UEKJMTWD7U Isabel

      Maybe he is hiding his fingernail fangs?? He looks like an X-man 

      • HomeOfficeGirl

        Agreed – I always thought maybe it helped his monster movie cred somehow if he walked around actually looking like a warewolf. 

    • snarkykitten

      god, no wonder KStew cheated on him. He always looks like he smells like BO & cheap body spray

      • http://www.facebook.com/fiddlecub Kevin VanOrd

        :/ Way to reduce infidelity in such a shallow manner–and to blame the once cheated on, rather than the cheater. 

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      Krist, it’s amazing how this kid can turn a suit worth thousands into something a drunken homeless person put on.  I’d say we need a new category but they seem to have disappeared…

      • 3boysful

         What’s really funny is that designers keep giving/lending him stuff when he doesn’t show it off to best advantage.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      The sad part is that it probably took him an hour to get his hair tousled just *so.* The neckbeard appears to have required significantly less effort.

    • Little_Olive

      Can we broaden the OF COURSE comment to this glorified baby and call it a day?

    • jw_ny

      sexiest man alive my ass!

    • http://twitter.com/AShinyOConnor A Shiny O’Connor

      The Great Unwashed strikes again.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RDEDI3ONWSVDQS5GXKKBIML3H4 Chase

      His eyes look totally dead.  I think he may really be a vampire.

    • gabbilevy

      Breaking news! Robert Pattison only has one hand! (I mean, why else would he have it in his pocket while sitting??!)

      Also, I love hedgehogs, but not beards doing hedgehog imitations. 

    • Janet B

      The hem looks good.

      • EditKitten

        LOL!

    • Jellybish

      Ew,I think I can smell him from here.

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Rising to new heights of couldn’t care less ee ness. He leaves me stone cold. And his suit doesn’t fit properly.

      • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

        “He leaves me stone cold.”

        Is that a play on the whole “sparkly rock-hard vampire” thing or just a happy coincidence?

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          Ooooooh, you’re good!  saw right to the crux of it.  Yeah, I intended every word, spoken, and unspoken.

    • afabulous50

      He looks like he reeks….no wonder KStew “cheated.”

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/47S737MGWCAZEZ73QOAFKDFEKQ Jill

      Did he just wake up?  Why are his eyes half closed in every picture?

    • Trisha26

      He always looks like he’s coming off a 3-day drunk. And seriously – his hands are in his pockets when he’s sitting down? Having dinner? There are better ways to diet.

    • butterflysunita

      Family of hedgehogs!  Love!  So true.  

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

      Looks high and/or drunk, which could explain a lot of things. 

    • LLuL

      Looks like he peeled himself off a friend’s couch just in time to throw this suit on.

    • B_C_J

      The fit of the jacket appears like it could be improved and the sleeves are definitely too long. The pants are hemmed at the proper length and I don’t mind that he is not wearing a belt.  Belts sometimes tend to break up the torso and shorten the person.  The lack of a belt elongates him and looks hip at the same time. He needs to do something different with the hair but the facial hair is masculine and a nice counterpoint to the sleek, shiny suit.

      Some people keep their hands in their pockets because they feel awkward and don’t know what to do with them.

      I don’t think it’s anyone’s business who cheated on whom unless it directly impacts them and I don’t see how that should influence an assessment of how he looks.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

      He is so utterly unappealing to me….

    • nannypoo

      He’s even grubbier than Brad Pitt.

    • crash1212

      Wow. If there were medals for Hand in Pocket Olympics, he’d be GOLD. The extra added difficulty of actually keeping your hands in your pockets WHILE SEATED, puts him into Hall of Fame territory. Douche. 

    • alice20c

      Good grief. Every time I see him he looks even douchier than before.

    • Imasewsure

      He’s not my type but I still think he is a good model most of the time in actual fashion shoots. Doesn’t look like that in real life though… probably intentional…. “if I continually look like crap… maybe they will all go away?”…. thumbs down but he doesn’t really rise to douche level for me…

    • ChristopherM

      He looks like he smells of gin, cigarettes, and ass.

    • Jangle57

      With that facial hair, I feel like I’m looking at a picture of John Belushi (head only).  Wow, how weird.

    • jonnyf8

      I’ve never really liked him before but I must say with these shots I finally “get it”.  Maybe it IS the pocket pool.

    • http://twitter.com/GuidosDaddy Jason M. Galloway

      Still looks cleaner than his girlfriend…

    • kimmeister

      Hey, where did the whiteboard go?

      • DTLAFamilies

        The ads ate it. Can’t blame the boys. They have a mortgage to pay.

        • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

          Uh, no. We don’t know where you got that idea from. The Whiteboard posts are going to be integrated into the front page.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=517525210 Erika Schultze

      His almost a beard looks like its attempting to mutiny into muttonchops.

      Has he ever been pictured without his hands in his pockets?  Why is his go-to appearance always hands in pockets, slouching and appearing to be deeply stoned?

    • lalahartma

      That beard must go!

    • Kirsten Henry

      ..I still think he’s adorable even if he needs a shower

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      He’s just not even worth talking about anymore. He’s the male version of “OF COURSE.”

    • DaveUWSNYC

      No clue what the appeal of this man is. To anyone, in any medium.

    • DominoEstella

      are belts out of fashion?  

    • Corazon Nunez

      HATE the beard.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      If your beard is the negative space of a goatee, you’re doing it wrong. 

    • lucasuk82

      OK.  I get it.  He’s a pretty guy vs. a handsome guy and isn’t entirely comfortable with it.  There are ways to butch up your look without looking like a vagrant.

    • MilaXX

      I do not get the sex appeal of this one. He skanks up every outfit he puts on.

    • DylanCurtis

      It’s the drunk guy at the wedding who snuck in a flask and hits on all the bridesmaids!

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      I see the potential, but boy does he need to clean up, shave, and wear his clothes better.

    • azeline

       ugh what a disgusting thing to say

    • http://twitter.com/juliafoxtrot Julia Fox

      Awful suit, but damn is he good looking. He is a bit of a strange dude, but is definitely hilarious. Guy gets a bad rep just because of Twilight. Watch his interviews sometime, he is extremely funny and sarcastic about the entire thing.

    • KimD200

      Wow you people are mean. Why all the hate? This post and the comments don’t seem to belong to this website. 

    • quiltrx

      I was trying to come up with what his face looked like…and you guys, as usual, nailed it!

      Bitter Kittens, I think we need to stage an intervention for Robert…and explain to him that the Cedric look is what we like, NOT the Keith Richards look.  (seriously, all that’s missing is the tie around his head)

    • Joseph Gagliano

      What a bunch of whiners. Bet you 9 outta 10 of these bitchy commenters would still screw around with him, so give it a rest. He ain’t that bad.

      Also, some like scruff!

    • Jillaine13

      Could his facial hair grow out be for a role?  Or perhaps a look for the last Twilight movie coming out?  I like him so I kinda overlook minor flaws. As far as him hands in his pockets, it looks like he didn’t know what else to do with them.  Besides, it’s a magazine party.  Tough crowd around here on this…

    • nankipoo

      Whiny cuckold!

    • http://twitter.com/zombuki Ms. Bee

      Why is the hand still in the pocket when he’s SITTING DOWN?

    • http://twitter.com/TheRealSandraOh Sandra Oh

      I don’t care what he looks like.  I love him!

    • granddelusion

      Yes, yes and yes! The very picture of a classic douche….

    • guest2visits

      Still kinda cute; even if rumpled and looking tired.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

      Why is it Men Stars decide to become hairy cavemen in between movies? Jon Hamm. This guy. Brad Pitt. It can’t be that cold in California that they need the neck hair to keep their delicate soft face and neck skin warm and toasty against the climate. Perhaps there is a secret Hipster Hollywood Beard Club that we don’t know about, and it’s so ironic and underground? 

    • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

      THANK YOU for this public service, Tom and Lo!  This guy is a scumbag, and a hairy one at that!

    • http://twitter.com/PickyVeg PickyVeg

      I think he’s hiding his left hand so people won’t comment on whether he has a wedding ring on or not.  There is no other possible reason for sticking your hand in your pocket while seated.