PR: Judging the Judges, Week 12

Posted on October 08, 2012

We said last week it was gonna be a showdown once Zoe perched in her chair and Miss Nina certainly returned to form, but we’re starting to worry that Heidi’s thrown all her mirrors (as well as her common sense) out the window along with her baby daddy.

 

Heidi Klum in ASOS

ASOS Lace T-Shirt Dress In Print. $35.18

Oh, dear.

Before we get to this travesty, attention must be paid to that sci-fi bondage dress she wore at the top of the episode. You will note (if you follow that link over to our whiteboard) that it is considerably shorter than the runway version and whatever slight value it had from a design perspective was completely eliminated by the time it hit the Klumster’s bod.

Then there’s this dress, which started out as a cute, sweet little thing, until the Kluminator got a hold of it, yanked up the skirt and belted it in order ensure maximum upper thigh. In short: she turned it into a disaster. Her obsessive need to wear her skirts as short as possible wound up obliterating her bod’s natural (spectacular) shape and turned that sweet little frock into something kind of frumpy-looking. Heidi, sweetie. Get over your legs, for God’s sake. They’re great, but they’re not your only body part.

 

This Week’s Score: 1/5

Cumulative S10 Score: 3.26/5

 

 

Zoe Saldana in Michael Kors

Michael Kors Pre-Fall 2012 Collection

Brian Atwood Marilyn Multicolored Snakeskin Platform Pump

Fabulous dress in a fabulous color for her. And only someone as model-skinny as Zoe could get away with wearing it without a belt. Lover her hair, love the simple hoops in her ears, and love the shoes. Sure, they’re matchy, but they’re kickass and colorful, which is important when you’re sitting down on screen. We love this look. There isn’t a thing we’d change.

This Week’s Score: 5/5

 

Previous Guest Judge Scores:
Hillary Duff: 3.75/5
ebra Messing: 3.75/5
Anya Ayoung-Chee: 4.25/5
Mondo Guerra: 3.5/5
Anna Sui: 4.5/5
Bonnie Brooks: 3/5
Alice Temperley: 5/5
Joanna Coles: 4.25/5
Rachel Roy: 4/5
Hayden Pannetiere: 4/5
Krysten Ritter: 4.25/5
Dylan Lauren: 4/5
Lauren Graham:4/5
Pat Field: 4/5

 

 

Nina Garcia in Marni

Marni Spring 2012 Collection

La Nina is back in kickass shoes and that makes us happy because her shoe choices for the past couple weeks have been a bit on the demure and downplayed side. The skirt is pretty fabulous, although all the gewgaws hanging off the hem are awfully distracting with her legs crossed. Also, the top half looks great and goes really well with the skirt, but she’s been defaulting to too many simple black and white looks this season, so we’re feeling like it’s a little “been there, done that” at this point.

This Week’s Score: 4.25/5

Cumulative S10 Score: 4.20/5

 

 

 

WINNER, WEEK TEN: Miss Zaldana, bitches.

CUMULATIVE SCORE LEADER: Nina, of course. 

Heidi might as well hang it up at this point.
[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for Lifetime, style.com, asos.com, saksfifthavenue.com]

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