Pairs Division: Williams and Dunham

Posted on October 02, 2012

JESUS CHRIST, LENA DUNHAM. We weren’t planning on talking about her two days in a row, but this simply must be addressed:

Allison Williams and Lena Dunham attend the L.A. Loves Alex’s Lemonade culinary event in Culver City, California.

PANTS ARE NOT YOUR ENEMY, LENA.

This is obviously a casual event and we’d be surprised if either of them utilized the services of a stylist for it (if they did, they should fire them), so we’ll grade on a curve here. From the left:

SHE: Looks fine. The dress is a little on the juvenile side, but we’ve always been suckers for seersucker. We’re also big fans of flats, but pointy-toed flats just seem odd to us. And red wasn’t a great choice paired with that dress because your eyes can’t help but go straight to her feet. Score: 8/10

SHE: Is causing us stress. It’s bad enough she’s trying to rock a pantsless look, but she chose to do so by sporting a maternity blouse from 1983. To be blunt: that shit is fugly. And those shoes belong on a 5-year-old. Score: 1/10. Yes, we can see that she’s wearing shorts, but they might as well be panties. And yes, this is us, grading on a curve.

Combined Score: 4.5/10. Allison, take your co-star aside and have a heart-to-heart about the joy of wearing pants.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Wireimage]

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