Darlings, Nikki and Kellan are poledancing their way through the U.K. to promote the last of their little fang pics. Let’s become judgmental.
Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz attend the photocall for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in Glasgow, United Kingdom. Nikki wore a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Rupert Sanderson sandals.
Okay. Wow. Kids? We don’t know how to say this, but you both look terrible. Nikki’s dress looks like it was made out of the lining to an old piece of luggage. And that lace, while it almost certainly did not, looks like it came out of a 99 cent notions bin at a craft store. What we’re trying to say here is: it’s bad, Nikki. It’s really, really bad.
As for him – actually hold that thought:
Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed attend ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2’ UK Fan Q&A Session. Nikki wore a Skaist-Taylor dress paired with Ferragamo sandals.
We’ve seen Kellan in person. In fact, Tom bumped smack into him one time at Fashion Week. Believe us when we say that Kellan does not have a gut. We would think the roughly 6 million shirtless pictures of him will back up our assertion. We don’t quite know how someone with a bod as rocking as his manages to dress themselves into a beer gut, but somehow he found the exact right cuts of clothing to pull it off, and then wore them really sloppily to complete the picture. And he looked so sassy the other day in New York. Tsk.
She looks like a religious cult member on singles night at the compound. There. We said it.
You two kids need some serious help.
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