Miley Cyrus in Anthony Vaccarello

Posted on October 16, 2012

We think Miley should get her own sitcom, about a former tween star who makes highly questionable fashion choices that make her next door neighbors, a fabulous pair of gay bloggers, roll their eyes and say “Oh, Miley!” and then she learns a Very Important Lesson.

We’ll call it, “Oh, Miley!” Because that’s what we say half the time when we see her.

Miley Cyrus makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in Anthony Vaccarello.

Anthony Vaccarello Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina (WOMEN)

Y’know… usually, the big question regarding talk show style is how the dress looks when she sits down and whether the skirt is too short. Miley has thoughtfully given us something else to talk about this time. Like, how the entire outfit looks like ass no matter what position she’s in. Or how the shoes were a horrible choice, even though there’s no shoe in existence that would be a good choice. Or how she wore an outfit that, if she decided to stand in front of the backdrop behind Jay’s desk, would camouflage her almost perfectly and make her look like a head and a pair of tits floating above a cityscape.

We still love the haircut, but… ohhhhhh, MILEY!

 

 

[Photo Credit: NBC, style.com]

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  • HomeOfficeGirl

    OH Miley!  Love it.  I always say it, and I gotta say it again – The girl cannot be TAMED, dammit!

  • http://www.facebook.com/beccalise.deveaux ‘Becca’lise Deveaux

    No. No no no no no.

  • LeifBallard

    i think for her age and her just being Miley, this is a fun look.  She is having fun and I am feeling it BUT i would prefer a different shoe!

    • http://twitter.com/Merneith Merneith

       Totally agreed. I don’t know that I like the outfit for itself but it seems to suit her perfectly.

    • charlotte

       I’m only a couple years older than her and I disagree. This much boob exposure is beyond having fun. It’s embarrassing.

      • j_anson

        There are contexts in which it would be okay – but “talk show” is not one of them.

        • LesYeuxHiboux

           For example: a role as the proprietress of a strip club in a cyberpunk film.

          • j_anson

            Hah! Well. Yes.

    • MaryAtRealityTea

      Her energy is fantastic. Her level of concern over a potential nip slip on national TV is admirable. I guess us older ladies bear all the burden of concern… 

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/21151157@N00/ rawrgrowlrawr

    Cheap. Tacky. Tragic. Try again. 

  • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

    If the top were just a little bit more covered, I’d be fine with it!

    • TieDye64

      Yeah, just looking at it makes me nervous.

      • MoHub

        I kept waiting for what I thought would be the inevitable wardrobe malfunction. Glad I was wrong.

    • Verascity

      Yeah, I think the skirt is actually great. Adorably cheeky. I would probably change the shoes, though. (And the top, obviously.)

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Oh my giddy god. Where to begin? The skirt is WAY too tight, which seems kind of ridiculous considering how thin she is to begin with. The shiny clodhopper shoes with the shiny cityscape skirt is a symphony of light-reflecting awful. The top is structurally interesting but should have been deployed under something, perhaps with a great pantsuit or under a sheer top. We see that you have tits Miley, we are well aware of their presence without you leaving them dangling out all the time like a thirteen year-old just out of training bras. 

    In conclusion, that goddamned body chain.

    • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

      I feel like she wore as minimal a top as possible so she had room to inhale while that skirt completely cut off circulation to her lower body.

    • Kristin McNamara

      ACK! I didn’t even SEE the body chain until I saw your comment! Yikes. That automatically takes the possibility of this outfit being acceptable off the table.

    • Pinup Ghoul

       Body chains are never acceptable outside of a raunchy music video shoot.

      Taken individually, the pieces aren’t bad at all. The skirt I quite like, in fact. But when they’re all put together, it’s just a symphony of terrible.

      • AnneElliot

        I’m in love with the phrase “symphony of terrible.”  

        • Pinup Ghoul

          It was inspired both by LesYeuxHiboux’s ‘symphony of light-reflecting awful’ comment above and F.W. Murnau’s “Nosferatu: eine Symphonie des Grauens”. My muses are strange bedfellows, indeed.

    • adnama79

      The body chain that is going UNDER the terrible bustier.

  • http://twitter.com/Tundra219 Kristen Freund

    It’s the bat bra.

    • teensmom99

      So is it Oh Miley or a new version of Batgirl for this decade where Miley IS
      both Batgirl and Barbara Gordon (or Miley and Hannah Montana) all at the same
      time?

  • hughman

    Well at least one person wants to dress like a Project Runway Rockette. 

    • MoHub

      Christopher Palu would be so proud.

  • http://profiles.google.com/adj.blair Adriana Blair

    Is it weird that this outfit kind of makes me like her more?

    • malvernite

       i feel the same way. you know, i never watched hannah montana or whatever the heck that show she starred in was called. and even with her songs, which are likable, i thought she smiled too much for me to take her seriously. i think it’s when someone insulted her hairdo and she basically told them to eff off that i started thinking – hey now, i like a girl who has spirit and can defend herself.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=664429801 Kate Clausen

         I love this crazy sh*t she’s doing.  I imagine that Disney put a lot of pressure on her to maintain a certain image.  Now that she’s no longer Hannah Montana, Miley is just cutting loose.  I love the punk hair and cracktastic outfits.  It’s pure adolescent rebellion.  Now, if she’s still doing this when she’s thirty, that’s another story.

    • lizlemonglasses

      Hah! Me too.

    • http://twitter.com/purpleprose78 purpleprose78

       Me as well.

  • mellorcr

    Does she have some kind of scar on her left breast or did they just pull the skin too tight when they taped her into that top?  I normally wouldn’t ask “what’s up with your scar?”  but that top is just so awful I can’t even tell if it’s fashion disaster, or a medical mystery.  And where were her gays while this was going on!?

    • Kristin McNamara

      I see what you’re talking about and I think it might actually just be shadows from one of the 70 jillion lights on her. If I look at my monitor at extreme angles, I can see similar shadows/”scars” elsewhere on her chest and collarbone too, and those appear to be shadows…

    • Pinup Ghoul

       I’m not sure. I heard once that she has a heart condition of some kind, but I don’t know, really. Maybe something left over from a past surgery?

  • סופ עמיחי

    I do like the skirt, though

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

    Oh honey bunny, no. Let’s get you home and forget this ever happened, ok?

  • http://figgylicious.blogspot.com/ Figgy

    It’s kind of amazing to me that someone so *tiny* can still manage to wear something that’ll giver her a muffin top.

    Bad, bad Miley.

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

       It’s the problem with sitting down – things just pouch up a bit even when there is nothing TO pouch.

      • hoez

        It’s not when she’s sitting though… in the standing photo, it gives her a muffin top LITE. You can see the mini rolls down the side…

        • LLuL

          I think that’s her ribcage, not muffin top LITE. I wonder if a skirt can cause internal bleeding.

  • VicksieDo

    I like the skirt…

  • Trisha26

    The other day I saw this headline “Miley wears a bra as a top on Leno!” I assumed it wasn’t a bra (and the photos above confirm it) but nothing quite prepared me for the entire sorry outfit. I especially like the strategic placement of the mic. And I’m over the hair.

  • Anathema_Device

    She just has terrible taste in clothing.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/J2VE4NE2FY2BP4QD2XOYKJGLPI Laura

    Oh. I like the skirt, but that top…. Nnnooo…. And I like the shoes too. 

  • Imasewsure

    Actually she just needed a desk and a coffee cup to completely accessorize the look because she looks amazing in that particular shot… Oh Miley!

  • StellaZafella

    This sitcom couldn’t play on anything but cable because the dialogue would run like:

    Gay Uncles: “ohhhh Miley!”

    Miley: “Oh the fuck WHAT?!?”

  • j_anson

    DEAR GOD. NO.

  • Rand Ortega

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! You kids are awesome!
    Everything she’s wearing looks great– if each item had been worn w/ something else. Together…yikes!
    No 1 that age should have an unsightly belly bulge (pic # 6). Somethin’ ain’t right!

  • http://profiles.google.com/diana.ruskin Diana Ruskin

    Chris from Project Runway is gonna be PISSED that Miley tarted up his Rockettes outfit…

  • hoez

    The peek of the belly… just…. NO.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lindsay.lyon.94 Lindsay Lyon

    When I saw the thumbnail on the main page I said, “OH, Miley….” Then I clicked and learned it was a common sentiment. 

    I would watch that sitcom religiously. 

  • kimmeister

    That skirt is awesome, but clearly 3″ too small for her in the waist.

  • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

    If you wanted a more nipped in waist, get yourself some shapewear.  Don’t try to make the waistband of a skirt do all the work, it’s damaging to the clothing and unsightly; more so when you sit down.  And maybe next time, pick either the tits or the midriff.  That much skin on a talkshow looks tacky, especially if your outfit doesn’t fit.

    • LesYeuxHiboux

       I don’t think a bare midriff is ever really appropriate for a talk show, because everything meets in the middle as it’s doing on Miley here. Fresh muffins (but thankfully no underboob). We already know the perils of working the legs on a talk show, tasteful decolletage might be the way to go. 

      • http://profiles.google.com/marteani Barbara Guttman

        If it was just a bare midriff I could write it off as “stupid teenager fashion mistakes,” but the combination took this right into flamboyant disaster.  I tend to feel your top isn’t suited for an interview if you’re reaching between your breasts to find a place to put the mic.

    • adnama79

      It’s not even so much the boobs as it is boobs + completely bare chest and shoulders.  She could have had that much boob (they are lovely, enjoy them while they’re young, I guess) and it would be less awkward w/ covered shoulders.  She just looks so damn naked.

  • Qitkat

    THIS:

    Or how she wore an outfit that, if she decided to stand in front of the backdrop behind Jay’s desk, would camouflage her almost perfectly and make her look like a head and a pair of tits floating above a cityscape.

  • http://twitter.com/GuidosDaddy Jason M. Galloway

    I kinda love everything about this.  I used to wish she’d disappear and now I want her to be my bff.

    • Qitkat

      Might be more entertaining than Paris Hilton. Although still cringe-worthy. I hate to admit I was hard up enough to watch even one episode.

  • lbl

    B-b-but she even followed your pop of color rule with the shoes. ROTFL. 

    Seriously though, I hate this outfit significantly less than most people seem too. If the top provided more coverage (it’s a late night talk show not a club, Miley) and the skirt wasn’t so tight I might actually love it. 

    “My best friend Leslie said “Oh she’s just being Miley”
    The next time we hang out
    I will redeem myself
    My heart can rest till then (a-whoa a-whoa)
    Now I can’t wait to see you again”

  • BrooklynBomber

    At least give her credit for having the confidence (or utter lack of awareness) to wear a bare midriff when she knew she’d be sitting down. that takes some kind of guts.

    Oh, Miley!

  • Qitkat

    You know, Tom and Lorenzo may want to rethink their categories. 
    If Miley keeps dressing like this, and you know, deep down inside, we hope that she will, then she will join Chloe Sevigny and Lea Michele in earning her own unique sub-category. So there’s already the “Oh Miley!” and the “Alters!” and the “Of Course!”.
    I’m sure BitterKittens could add to this list ;-)

  • DylanCurtis

    I love her hair so much I actually think she is so pretty now when before I couldn’t say a nice thing about her. I think the skirt could’ve been cool and kinda whimsical with the whole “matching” the Tonight Show backdrop thing, but the mismatched top and horrible HORRIBLE shoes killed it.

  • Jennifer Coleman

    I do believe she was trying to contact Batman with that bustier.

  • lafoutloud16

    …Her facial expression in that first picture reminds me of our very own FLOTUS, Mrs. Shelly O.  Except Shelly O would never, ever wear THAT.

  • http://twitter.com/MandySCG MandyJane

     Oh lol.

  • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

    I’ll take the skirt to wear with a white button-down please. 

  • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

    The top is unfortunate, but I, for one, love her skirt.  Although I would have gone with yellow shoes.

  • MilaXX

    That skirt looks painful. The waistband is so tight my stomach hurts in sympathy. This would have bee the on occasion where a black shoe would have been fine. Hate the top.

  • CurbGirl

    Oh Miley-never wear city camo without the orange hunters cap! 

  • kittenwithaquip

    That top looks terrible even on the size 0 model. This whole look is FUUUUGLY. Except her hair. I love the hair.

  • guest2visits

    This was ridiculously skanky. An exhibitionist in search of someone who hasn’t already seen her everything.
    The skirt and the shoes might actually have been something (although it appears the skirts’ too tight) but the nasty body chain
    and the top that was clearly worn to make it look like she might have an accident on live tv were so crude.
    Even the once cute haircut didn’t want anything to do with this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elaine-Lang/100000366510311 Elaine Lang

    I’ll say these things in her defense:

    1)  At least the shoe is a contrasting option, rather than matchy.
    2)   Long skirt is an intriguing and welcome option for the hideous Couch+Crotch Cam equation.  
    3)  Love the hair. 

    OH, MILEY.   Please examine the collected works of Wood, Rachel Evan.    She might have a look or two you could borrow in this phase of your life.

  • kschwarting

    Yes, Miley.  We see you’ve been working on your abs.  Congratulations, and now put them away.

  • filmcricket

    I think this must be the Millenial version of “Drew Barrymore flashes David Letterman.” Inasmuch as Jay is the utterly lame version of Dave, this is a toned down version of Drew baring her tits on TV.

  • http://twitter.com/PapaNerd Alex Catemiben

    I hate how the microphone is peaking between her breasts…

  • holdstillnow

    I can’t WAIT for this show!

  • nannypoo

    I like the skirt, but I probably wouldn’t wear it to an event that includes a backdrop that matches it. The top is just stupid. I like her haircut. She is obnoxious, talentless and whorish. 

  • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

    All I can think of is  ‘cry for help.’

  • Judy_J

    Oh, Miley! You go right back upstairs and put on a decent blouse! You’re not leaving the house dressed like that.

  • formerlyAnon

    Somehow in that haircut she looks a lot more like Joey Heatherton than she ought to be able to look.

    Girl’s a fashion train wreck but all I have to do is look at her smiling wide and bright and I wanna like her.

  • mayavaly

    Oh dear. I’m a veritable flip-flopper tonight. I read T & L’s comments, and was immediately on board. Shoes are hiddy, skirt is too tight, etc., etc. But then i remember all the cookie-cutter starlets out there who manage to make even the most classic lines look tacky somehow. So I’m swayed by the ‘girl’s just having fun crowd’, though thrown into the tired, old, late-night TV lounge, these young uns’ all look a bit out-of-place. 

  • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com/ Rebecca

    Can I just have a moment to say that her collarbones and shoulders are stunning?

    And the rest of her outfit causes me ennui.

  • quiltrx

    That skirt is killer!

    But honey, NO with that top.  Send it back to Grace Jones, who knows how to work that shit.

  • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

    She has a fabulous body, so the fact that she has slight love handles means the skirt is all wrong. C’mon, girl.

  • silaria

    How has this happened?  Somehow, I just think she’s adorable.  She definitely looks happier than she has in the past.

  • IMNAngryLiberal

    This outfit kind of makes me smile — she looks like crap, but it is in-your-face teenager crap … not that 40 year old fading country star crap that she used to wear.  Somehow that seems like a move in the right direction, no??

  • mightbewrong

    She’s just not very classy, is she?

  • DTLAFamilies

    I’m old enough to be her mother and this outfit just makes me smile because it reminds me of so many unfortunate outfits I wore at her age. If you’re going to make stupid fashion choices, 19 is the age to do it. 

  • BeeBeauNYC

    She and Chloe Sevigny must be BFFs given their fashion choices.

  • SapphoPoet

    You know, this is so whackadoodle that I’m giving her full props just for having the nerve to wear it. I like the architectural quality of the top (although there could be a lot more of it) and I really quite like the skirt and those shoes. I’m changing the name of your TV show to: Go, Miley!

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    Oh I sortof liked that skirt but I don’t know why. But don’t you need to have a shirt that attaches to the dress?  But then I just love NYC so maybe that’s why it appealed to me?  I hate Leno though.  

  • Sara LaBatt

    Actually love the skirt.  And so ballsy to wear an obvious NYC skyline on Leno, who films in LA.  The top is atrocious and weird without being good weird.  And she could have fit that skirt better to not have the weird bulges, it looked so uncomfortable standing.  I actually like the shoes.  Also she looks happy and the hair is awesome.  I like the new Miley so much better than the old one!

  • demidaemon

    She sure likes showing off her midriff, doesn’t she? That’s the only thought I had other than WTF happened to the runway outfit and WTF is up with the print on the skirt.

  • Rebecca Jay

    With her mic placed just so in the middle of her top, it looks like she has Batman splayed out over her boobs.

    I want a Batman Bra!!

  • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

    “Like, how the entire outfit looks like ass no matter what position she’s in.”

    LOL. sometimes its the more understated jokes that just hit me at the right spot.

    anyway, christopher, you are the winner of this challenge!

    kind of like the bustier, but im not sure its appropriate for a tv appearance, and the stripe of skin below is definitely not ‘sit-down apropriate’.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603005248 Jeff Warhurst

    I think she looks adorable; except for the top, but I LOVE the skirt and the shoes are killer.

  • Jecca2244

     and she is engaged to that hottie mchotstein. not fair.

  • http://houseofestrogen.typepad.com/ Ann

    She’s just trying too hard. She wants to drop the Hannah Montana image, but she’s going WAY too far the other direction.

    • Tatiana Luján

      so far that the extremes touch.

  • ecallaw1977

    Oddly enough, I really like the shoes.  Shocking to me, because i usually hate both platforms and satin shoes.  They look pretty with the navy. I don’t think the skirt is too tight anywhere but the waistband, but there it’s ridiculous.  The skirt has so much going on that i think a simple navy or black bustier would have been pretty, but the bare midriff and how low this bustier goes just look tacky.

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    I like the skirt, but not in this setting. As for her, she’s the product of her raising.

  • ballerinawithagun

    City camo! I love the skirt and her amazing hair. She’s still young so I say go for it! Remember Drew Barrymore on Letterman’s desk dancing topless for him??? Now she’s respected so you just never know.
    I see a sitcom in your future!

  • mozzer0906

    She chose an outfit that gave her a muffin top when she sat down.  FAIL.  Terrible outfit.  Shoes, skirt, bustier, weird necklace/belt thingy.  

  • sweetlilvoice

    I bet the audience was just waiting for a nip slip.

  • mmc2315

    Oh Miley, indeed!

  • Baditude

    Love the idea of the skirt, but wish it were shorter. Hate the top and shoes. Love love love her hair like this.

  • http://twitter.com/TheRealSandraOh Sandra Oh

    It’s a striking outfit, that’s for sure.  I liked it. 

  • piecesofconfetti

    Frightening. 

  • MarissaLG

    I’m a little too old to have been into Miley during her stint as Hanna Montana, but I’m really digging her weirdness now. That outfit is Pure Cray but she looks like she’s in on the joke and she’s enjoying the attention. I think the outfit may have worked with a more modest top, but I’m still 100% on board. 

  • julnyes

    I hate the outfit and the shoes, but the hair is great and she seems to be enjoying it. What is that weird body art / necklace / thing on her? is it a tattoo of lines?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/QK3MTAHUVJCMI7DANY6WFCAIUM n a

    that outfit does look like shit- but I gotta say, it must be nice to be young, cute and have such a kickin’ bod that you can get away with anything. Oh Miley! (lucky little bitch!)

  • http://twitter.com/MissTanya Tanya Edwards

    She is in crazy good shape, and she still looks like she has a muffin top in this. Pass.

  • jw_ny

    why do I see Rachel Dratch fitting into the cast in some way? 

  • AuntieAnonny

    I actually love this, I think it’s fun.

  • granddelusion

    I’ve seen ass that looks better than that.

  • Tamara Hogan

    That hair? Still eff’n AWESOME. 

  • http://twitter.com/LOfficielEbony TheVeryLivingEND

    When I watched this on tv, I kept cringing, thinking her boobs were going to fly out at any minute.  That top did not appear to be the most stable.

  • afabulous50

    That top is more fitting for a Madonna concert than a talk show.

  • RoxieRider

    She needs to hire Jada Pinkett Smith as a consultant. She could teach a seminar called Being Tiny and Looking Fierce. She looks a little like JPS in that first photo. 

    I honestly kind of love this outfit for its pointless absurdity. It’s like a bondage colorform game.

  • thecitysleeps

    Goddamn she’s gotten hot.  I approve of herleft of center style tbh.

  • alyce1213

    Can’t stand her.  Can’t stand anything about her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Micaela-Cannon/1465504041 Micaela Cannon

    omg i am just cracking up.

  • pop_top

    “Like, how the entire outfit looks like ass no matter what position she’s in.” I am dying over here.

    Anything that makes Miley Cyrus look like she has pudge is wrong on many levels, but I think the outfit itself is true to her (veering towards tacky) aesthetic.

  • MaryAtRealityTea

    I have MANY things to say about this look 1) When your skirt is SO tight it makes a negative sized person have a perceived fat roll that is a problem. And that problem is a bra worn as a top and laziness about accessing your seamstress. 2) Can you imagine going on a talk show and not spending the entire segment worried your boobs would pop our of that, ummm.. what is that thing on her top? A dominatrix bra from some rip off Dita Von Teese collection? 3) She, much like Lea Michelle, needs an intervention. 

    In fact, that needs to be a new T Lo. segment – Celebrity Intervention. Please make this happen. I will watch. 

  • meridian5

    When you’re as thin as Miley and your clothes still give you a muffin top, they are TOO TIGHT!!!!!  I’m surprise she didn’t fall out of that top.   Big old huge NO!

  • oohsparkley!

    I might be alone (not enough time to read all the comments) but I think it might have been cute if it were the correct size.  It’s all too small for her. On second look, that bustier is just cut too tiny, needs a re-design.

  • snarkykitten

    I’m hearing the dad from the Selena biopic yelling about “bustiers”

  • http://www.facebook.com/eric.stackhouse.9 Eric Stackhouse

    I think she looks adorable!

  • http://twitter.com/karenrubyleo Karen

    ugh, she is just trying way to hard to shed her Disney image and appear ‘edgy’. I’m all for someone trying new things, but this looks like she went to the stylist’s rack and picked the 3 loudest things she saw.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    Actually her dress would blend into the backdrop of David Letterman’s desk.  NYC, bitches.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  • http://profiles.google.com/sauchih Sau-Chih Feng

    I think it’s fun, and it kind of goes with the hair in a “I’m so experimental” way. Maybe go up a size? It’s kind of squeezing her too tightly to the point of cannot-breath. I’d like it better with pants, personally.

  • eight_of_nine

    I love how in the first and fifth pictures she’s all sassy like “What?  Miley don’t care.  Miley don’t give a shit.”

  • Cathy S

    I like the skirt and her hair. The top, not so much.

  • http://twitter.com/drnels Nels P. Highberg

    She always has this look on her face that says “I got more money than god. Screw the lot of you.”  I wish she would open up her home to the Lohans and Bynes of the world, teach ‘em how to party right and night and calm the frack down the rest of the time.

  • Candigirl1968

    When I opened this, all I could say was “oh good Lord!”  It’s unfortunate that such a pretty girl wears such awful clothes.

  • SophieCollier

    Pblpblpbplbp!  I love it.  That’s So Miley.  She’s having fun with her look, like any young girl her age would, given tons of cash.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/I7HJAV2OLENFHYRALKRDW6W5KI YuliyaG

    Everybody seems to like the hair, so i’ll just say my opinion: that haircut is fugly, at least the longer hair covered her up, but now you can see how plain ugly her face is. Wouldn’t wanna be her, even with all the money))) Oh, and she just wants to show everyone her boobs so bad, I see a Playboy cover, a sex tape, and a feature in porn in her future…