We think Miley should get her own sitcom, about a former tween star who makes highly questionable fashion choices that make her next door neighbors, a fabulous pair of gay bloggers, roll their eyes and say “Oh, Miley!” and then she learns a Very Important Lesson.
We’ll call it, “Oh, Miley!” Because that’s what we say half the time when we see her.
Miley Cyrus makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show with Jay Leno’ in Anthony Vaccarello.
Anthony Vaccarello Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina (WOMEN)
Y’know… usually, the big question regarding talk show style is how the dress looks when she sits down and whether the skirt is too short. Miley has thoughtfully given us something else to talk about this time. Like, how the entire outfit looks like ass no matter what position she’s in. Or how the shoes were a horrible choice, even though there’s no shoe in existence that would be a good choice. Or how she wore an outfit that, if she decided to stand in front of the backdrop behind Jay’s desk, would camouflage her almost perfectly and make her look like a head and a pair of tits floating above a cityscape.
We still love the haircut, but… ohhhhhh, MILEY!
[Photo Credit: NBC, style.com]