At first glance, we were happy to see Miss Kristin’s outfit. Because the little lady is literally a little lady – she’s like 4′ 10″- she’s always had a hard time finding the correct style of clothes for herself and she veers between wearing things that are a little too sexy-sexy and wearing things that make her look like a preacher’s wife. So this perfect little pink frock, from a distance, looked like exactly the right balance to strike.
Kristin Chenoweth attends “Toast To Survivors” For Breast Cancer Awareness Month event in New York City in a Nanette Lepore dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals.
Christian Louboutin ‘Pluminette’ Sandal
Then she picked out her accessories from the Barbie aisle at Toys R’ Us. Oh, Kristi. Why do you do this to us?
For the record, we think those shoes – and POSSIBLY that clutch – could work in different circumstances, but not on a doll-sized woman in a little pink dress. Sweetie, we’re begging you: hire a stylist. Hire a little person stylist! Are there such things? There should be. We picture really bossy 4-foot women driving around L.A. and barking into their phones at Karl Lagerfeld to GET THOSE ALTERATIONS MADE NOW!
THAT is a reality show we’d watch the shit out of.
[Photo Credit: Getty, christianlouboutin.com]