Krysten Ritter, Gal About Town

Posted on October 26, 2012

Bless her heart, Miss Krysten has been working that fame pole lately like her rent is due. Being a celebrity is exhausting, darlings, but at least she gets to try on an array of looks. She’s living the Barbie dream; fame, pictures, and lots of pretty dresses.




Krysten Ritter attends the Jimmy Choo and Rob Pruitt Collection Launch  in New York City in Salvatore Ferragamo.

Why, here’s “1980s Party Girl Socialite Krysten.” Coke mirror not included.

Krysten Ritter makes an appearance on the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City in Reem Acra.

And here she is as “Holiday Elegance at the White House Krysten.”

Krysten Ritter heads to the  VH1 Studios in New York City.

And of course, no Big Apple trip is complete unless “Princess Goth Krysten” makes an appearance!

Krysten Ritter makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in New York City in Robert Rodriguez.

And “Rockette Krysten!”

Krysten Ritter arrives at the Sirius XM Studios in New York City in Collette Dinnigan.

“Inappropriate To Wear To a Funeral Krysten!”

And finally…

Krysten Ritter attends the premiere party for ‘Don’t Trust The B—- In Apt 23′ in New York City in Reem Acra.


“Adult Video Awards Krysten.”

Collect them all! Some Krystens sold separately.




[Photo Credit: Getty]

    • clatie

      Say what you will but the girl is not afraid to try new things!  Good news for us since she’s fun to look at.  

      PS I am a little obsessed with her bangs.  

      • RebeccaKW

         She certainly can pull off a range of looks. 

      • mshesterp

        In general i love her look–she really makes clothes work.  the pink dress is too much, but the others are fun!

      • VicD

        Yes, she really does wear clothes well.  Not crazy about the slutty bridesmaid look (#1 – fuschia), but a number of starlets should really take a lesson from Krysten.

      • Aurumgirl

         I am too, but possibly, not in the same way.  I think someone suggested she do an “Audrey” look–a shame, in my opinion.  She’s a beautiful girl but she doesn’t remind me of Audrey Hepburn, she reminds me of a young Sofia Loren.

    • aka Darth Mommy

      That maroon/burgundy coat is to die…WANT!

    • greathill

      funniest post in a long time.

      • Lucía Valencia

        I disagree greatly, these boys are CONSISTENTLY funny, that’s why we all keep coming back for more everyday.

    • mjude

      great post boys.  she will be one of the top 10 toys of the year :)

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Girl can wear some dresses.  She looks great! 
      The thing about these bangs tho – I can’t SEE anything else.  Rooney Mara, Jessica Biel-Timberlake… I don’t necessarily hate the hair, it’s just I feel like those styles dominate looks and make it hard to take in everything else.

    • Dorothy & Michael n/a

      I’d love to see a side-by-side photo with her and Anne Hathaway.  They’d be perfect as sisters in a movie. 

      • Le_Sigh

        Holy BangBoom Batman – I was just thinking the same thing!  They’re nearly dead ringers for each other if not for their hair choices.

    • KristinU

      As a Kristin whose name is often mispelled, I believe her name is “Krysten,” not “Kristen.” The latter is the way to spell K.Stew’s name.

      • Tom and Lorenzo


    • Jane Donuts

      Adult Video Awards Kristen! Perfect.

    • kschwarting

      Is it sad that I remember her from “Gilmore Girls” years ago?  She’s funny and talented, and even if she doesn’t hit every look out of the park, she is making us look at/think about her.

      • Dorothy Damage

         Nope, that’s what I think every time I see her!

    • Judy_S

      She looks quite good in all of these but obviously exists for you to make great Barbie jokes about.

    • A. W.

      Oh, you boys are too catty. I think she looks fantastic in all of it.

    • jennyv

      Ha ha, you guys are amazing!

    • ojosazules

      Inappropriate Funeral Krysten has wonderful shoes.

    • decormaven

      That first shot reminds me of Lisa Houseman in Dirty Dancing for some reason. Hey Stylist Lady- if you’re getting loaner dresses and shoes, how about getting this gal some jewelry as well? Complete the looks, please. 

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      It’s a pity Krysten’s dress got mauled by a shark right before the last picture was taken.

    • marlie

      I love the Reem Acra that “Holiday Elegance at the White House Krysten” is wearing. That needs to be added to my wardrobe NOW.

      • Shannon Beamer

        Yeah, and talk about a PERFECTLY fitted dress. Gorgeous! Hollywood starlets (and designers/tailors) take note, please. 

      • kimmeister

        It is STUNNING.

    • PastryGoddess

      That pink thing needed to be burned, but she has a LOOK and rocks it hard

    • tereliz

      That maroon coat. *dies of longing*

      I really loved this show last season, but Krysten didn’t seem quite as funny in Tuesday’s episode as she was last year. It felt at times like Van Der Beek and little blonde whassername were carrying the show. The girl who plays June is hilarious!  (just looked up her name, which is Dreama Walker. No wonder I can’t remember it.) Not that Krysten as Chloe wasn’t good, she was okay, just not firing on all cylinders like she was last season.
      No funny-neighbor Robin in this episode, but at least Luther had one good—if brief—scene where he is writing a script for the Dawson’s Creek/Malcolm in the Middle Reunion Special. Mark-Paul Gosselaar was in the season 2 premier, too, but he is dead to me since he hate-fucked Nancy Botwin on a shitty bartop.

      • twocee

        I heard somewhere that they’ve dropped the neighbor from the show.

        • tereliz

          Too bad. I hope it’s because the actress has gone on to a new project. She was really funny as Emma Stone’s “wingwoman” from Crazy, Stupid Love, or whatever it was called. I just hope that she’ll have the opportunity to be more than just a supporting part, because she is legitimately a great comic actress. 

    • NurseEllen

      The “Holiday Krysten” Reem Acra is gorgeous.  Runner-up is “Rockettes”  Rodriguez, but I HATE the shoes.  You guys have hit the nail on the head with the Barbie thing, it’s been my laugh of the day.  Thanks!

    • ‘Becca’lise Deveaux

      Thank you for this post! I have a not-so-secret crush on her.

    • Donna Tabor

      That young lady has seriously long legs. She makes most of those dresses look better, especially that Reem Acra.

      And that first dress, good color on her, and it shows off her great legs. But wearing Ferragamo to a Jimmy Choo event? Hmm.

    • GSMSF

      LOL.  Actually, I think the last one is “visitor from a Star Trek planet of the week”.

      • MilaXX

         Depending on your era she is either the girl Kirk makes out with or the girl that Scott Bakula makes out with.

        • mountainFashionista

           “Nerd is the new sexy” indeed!

      • Sara LaBatt

        I was going to go with “Cher Krysten”

    • PeggyOC

      I covet that maroon coat dress.  

    • Anathema_Device

      All the middle looks are wonderful, but the first and last, not so much.

    • SewingSiren

      She’s old school Barbie. Back when she was a dominitrix and wore couture. 
      I think she (like Barbie) looks good in everything, except maybe the Adult Video Awards dress.

    • Heather

      The ‘inappropriate to wear to a funeral dress’ – while I agree is indeed inappropriate for such an occasion – is otherwise cute. The AVN dress is hysterical.

    • Squarah

      She is so willowy and much more striking and interesting to look at then most celebrities. I like it! She’s actually entertaining on the red carpet, as opposed to boring as shit like the usual.

    • MilaXX

      I know it’s the character but until she got this “Apt B” show I liked her and now she’s on my irrational hate list. Guess that’s that irrational part. Anyway. She mostly wears clothes well. I hate the pink look and the porn start look. The others are fine.

      • Alloy Jane

        Is the show any good?  I loved her on Gilmore Girls.  Rory lite.

        • MilaXX

           it seems to be getting good ratings but i don’t like it.

    • Introspective

      Love the green and burgundy numbers but I’m a sucker for jewel tones and girl is working those two looks the best. Party girl and adult vid looks are a mess. Goth princess and funeral looks are meh.

      Don’t watch the show so I’m not actually convinced we should care about her but I applaud her variety…

    • twocee

      I want that green dress so bad.

    • TieDye64

      Adult Video Awards Krysten….love it! Very fun post, guys. Thanks.

    • Delysia LaFosse

      I’m not loving all of the looks, but you’ve got to give her credit for pulling off a wide range. They’re not all to my taste, but she does seem to have a gift for versatility.

    • Chillmer

      I hate her bangs.

      • snarkykitten

         she looks like she’s almost trying to pull an Audrey Hepburn, but I think you also have to have the pixie for it to work. Either way, they look like a 5 year old cut hers.

    • Pamela

      Unnecessary cutout!!  She looks great in most of these, my fav being the green dress.

    • oohsparkley!

      She looks amazing in every version. 

    • Annabelle Archer

      Love her. Love the looks. Love the TLo thoughts. Love it all.

    • Trisha26

      LO to the effing L, TLo!

    • nannypoo

      I will never accept that pink and the last one is atrocious, so I will only collect 2-5.

    • kingderella

      shes so pretty. and shes a lot of fun on ‘apartment 23′. but when i saw her as guest judge on project runway, it seemed to me that her personality isnt all that different from the character shes playing, which is dreadful. chloe: fun on teevee, slappable in real life.

      anyway, i think goth, rockette, and funeral krysten look werq-worthy. christams christyn is pretty good. the other two are tacky.

    • lucasuk82

      I’m torn between the green dress and brown dress – great colors, interesting designs, and nary a silly putty shoe in sight.   PS  Her hair gay needs to have a lunch with Zoey Daschanel’s hair gay.

    • quiltrx

      I’m so proud that I properly named “Rockette Krysten” before scrolling down! :)

      My faves are Holiday Elegance Krysten and Inappropriate Funeral Wear Krysten.

      And I don’t mind admitting I’m quite jealous of her ability to wear so many different styles and not come off like Chloe and her alters.

    • akprincess72

      Irrational celebrity hate list, she’s on mine.  Just can’t stand her…

    • bringbackbeatles

      I think she’s having fun playing with different styles and I like that. I hate first pink dress and question the last cutout dress. There is something I like about that last cutout dress, even though I know I should. The slit needs to go and they need to make that side cutout much smaller. As it is, there’s just a big block of skin drawing your eye in.

    • alyce1213

      No to the pink, LOVE the others and the shoes except the AVA dress, which would be beautiful without the cutout and slit – the bodice and neckline are great.

    • Lucretius Allagrass

      TLo, don’t take the background personally; I think we can trust you ;-)

    • Jackie4g

      I like every dress except the last one which is just trying too hard. I don’t care for the booties with the black or whatever you would call the footwear shown with the rust, but I like all the dresses and how she wears them. The green is far and away my favorite.  Krysten Ritter (whomever she might be), wears a variety of looks successfully. This is good, not bad. You guys are being crabby.

    • Nicole Seligman

      these dresses are stunning on her, but girl really does hold her arms/hands like a barbie doll! talk about not being able to unsee something.

    • ccm800

      she looks like she is in front of a backdrop or green screened in shot taken outside. 

    • guest2visits

      She’s a very beautiful woman and these all look good on her; plus her legs look a mile long, kind of like a doll’s.
      (The first and last dresses look an awful lot like the vixeny little frocks found on real dolls, too. Same shiny hot pink fabric and
      same Vegas style cutaways).

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    • Celeste

      “…working that fame pole lately like her rent is due”. Just. Perfect.

    • LilyPad

      Third look is my favorite…very pulled together. That silhouette and color are making me drool, but I don’t think it would work on my coloring as well as it does on hers.

    • Neverbuynewclothes

      Still laughing at your commentary, gentlemen.

    • RzYoung

      I really like this chick!

    • Bwin51

      Omg whatever. I hate all of these.