Jessica Alba in Narciso Rodriguez

Posted on October 02, 2012

We really dig this outfit and we totally would have given her a WERQ, but Jessica, sweetie. You’re killing us here.

Jessica Alba attends the 2012 Environmental Media Awards in Narciso Rodriguez.

Narciso Rodriguez Spring 2013 Collection. Jimmy Choo ‘Canisa’ clutch. Giuseppe Zanotti Pumps.

We never ever say this to the ladies, reserving it for roughly 90% of the men who appear on this site, but girl, HEM YOUR PANTS.

And please, don’t tuck a cardigan into a pair of high-waisted pants that are too long on you. It looks like something an 80-year-old man would do. Tsk. This could have been so fierce and now we’re comparing you to 80-year-old men. Let that be a lesson to you.

On the flip side, we love your hair and makeup.

 

[Photo Credit: Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos, style.com, polyvore.com]

 

    • kimmeister

      Her eyelashes look amazing!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=122613264 Carly Warnock

        She has really beautiful eyes too. Damn her!

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I hate the hair extensions. I actually can’t take my eyes off of that tacky ponytail. 

      • MGMcD

        I love the idea of the style on her, but all I can do is weep for all the bald horsies out there that sacrificed for that trag weave.

        • http://twitter.com/corrinfiltrate corrinfiltrate

          Agreed. I wasn’t aware of that boob wrapping hair extensions were a thing now. XTina’s sea monster hair was wrapped her lady parts. Not a fan. 

        • charlotte

           I agree. Poor My Little Ponies, they are still trying to cope with what Christina Aguilera did to them, and now this.

      • iheartbuffy

         and it’s a SIDE ponytail. SIDE.

      • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

         Agreed!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renee-Rohrer-Bomar/100002942684824 Renee Rohrer Bomar

        Her hair reminds me of my Chrissy doll when I was little.  You pressed a button on her tummy and could pull an instant pony tail out of her head.

    • Tatiana Luján

      those pants make the model look fat.

      • AudreysMom

         those look like Hammertime pants. And do I detect a stretch pant seam in the front in close up (picture 2)?

        • boomchicabowwow

          What I wouldn’t give to watch her break out the “Typewriter” in those pants!  Jessica can’t touch this.

    • Rebecca Johnson

      Punky Brewster grows up and goes to the office!

    • http://www.facebook.com/AdriannaGrezak Adrianna Grężak

      She looks fine, the pants are supposed to look like that 

    • NC_Meg

      I couldn’t figure out what the white thing tucked into her pants was but, a cardigan?! Also, those pants. Yikes. Yikes all around.

    • sk8tfan

      Almost a WERQ? Are you kidding me? A bunch of ill-fitting workout clothes. Still, from the neck up she looks stunning.

    • MilaXX

      Love the hair and makeup, the rest is too 1980′s Robert Palmer video for me.

    • http://twitter.com/malaulau Madeleine La

      Still looks fierce.

    • iheartbuffy

      shoes pls. 

    • http://twitter.com/Darfinc Denise Rothman

      I lover her shoe and clutch selection with this outfit.

    • Little_Olive

      Ewewew the pants, the cardigan and the ponytail. 

      Her face is the only thing saving her. Rather than almost a Werk, to me this is almost a FAIL.   

    • http://twitter.com/dressperado didi fitch

      I love her shoe and clutch selections with this outfit.

    • http://twitter.com/Elizabethann1 Elizabeth Denton

      The OUTFIT is the worst part of this?! The outfit perfection compared to the horse pony. 

    • http://twitter.com/TigerLaverada TigerLaverada

      I wish the fake ponytail’s color matched the hair on her head. Looks tacky. Love the shoes, though. And, no matter what she wears, she’s just so incredibly pretty, kinda the same way Natalie Wood looks fresh and pretty so much of the time.

    • http://twitter.com/JackieNooner Jackie Nooner

      I probably won’t make many friends with Tom and Lorenzo but with Ms. Alba’s look, I like how the pants look a bit buckled near the ankle.  If NR added detailing on the original look that made the tuxedo pants appear as if the bottom was a bit gathered, I’d be cool with it as well.  Or you know what ya’ll, perhaps the was originally styled with higher heels.  ??? 

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      That’s just… super weird.  If you’re tucking your cardigan into your pants, maybe it’s time to change into something better proportioned.

    • lizajane1776

      The PANTS look like they are

    • Imasewsure

      She looks really pretty and refreshing (just tox’d out on the Tay Tay post so this is welcome relief) but she does look like she has ankle puddles…. also prefer the less dainty shoe on the model….

    • Trisha26

      She’s very pretty here, but the proportions are so strange (including the too long pants) it looks like she’s wearing too many clothes. I would have preferred the cardigan to be black and the inset white. 

    • hughman

      WE CAN’T FINISH A SENTENCE, JESSICA!

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

         I hate you and I love you.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      Now you see when I put on pants that don’t fit me, I don’t wear them. Interesting choice to go with the pants that don’t fit. 

    • http://twitter.com/BrienneCalmer Brienne Calmer

      …no matter where I go, those eyes, they follow me…

      Seriously, is she wearing tinted contacts?  Or are her irises just naturally terrifying?

    • Candigirl1968

      She probably tucked the cardigan because, like the pants, it was too long.  
      So many elements here that are great – but it is just a smidge off. 

    • https://twitter.com/LisaF1163 Lisa

      The hair and makeup are adorable!  The outfit is just so-so, and yes, she needs a pants hem.

    • PrunellaV

      Boringly beautiful. 

    • TomBord

      Just add one big bad ass pair of  shoulder pads and POOF; It’s 1987. She works haaaaaaard for the money…..bump bump……….! 

    • jw_ny

      At first glance I thought they were harem pants…high waist-ed harem pants at that…ugh.  They make her look huge!

      I gotta agree with some of the others…the fake pony is tacky. 

      She is very pretty tho…good makeup job.

    • Judy_J

      Those pants are awful. There’s no excuse for them.

    • joything

      Hemming? I thought that was retro-80s pegging.

    • quiltrx

      That ponytail looks like a nightmare made from a long hank of Barbie’s friend’s hair.

    • http://TheDoseofReality.com/ The Dose of Reality

      Oh, my.  I can’t stand that fake, super long ponytail.  The outfit is atrocious to my eye. 
      The top half looks like it could be worn on the Starship Enterprise and the bottom half…well, it looks like her legs are melting. 

    • PeaceBang

      You love her HAIR? 

    • nannypoo

      I hate her hair. Where did she get that ridiculous ponytail? It appears to be made of nylon.

    • MarissaLG

      YYYYYYAAAWWWWNNNNN. She is so boring. NEXT!

    • RzYoung

      I love her earrings!

    • Hetha Innis

      She’s so gorgeous, but I can’t with the tucked in cardigan at all. It popped out immediately and pulls focus from her insanely great hair and makeup. What an odd choice! 

    • jackie cohen

      Sorry I hate the pants with a passion. I don’t care if they are “fashionable”, they are not flattering at all.

    • Cathy S

      I never noticed before, but she has beautiful eyes.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/GLERYB7G4QX7Z5ED54AWP2JIMA Mary

      These are Hammer-pants, seriously.  Me no likey.

    • littlemac8

      She’s so pretty and her make-up is lovely.  Shoes are stunning and everything else in between can just go away!

    • LeifBallard

      yeah why would she tuck that in…to try and show camel toe?? I dont mind the pants not being hemmed but the long side pony is bugging me

    • lrhoff

      Not even close to a WERQ….

    • guest2visits

      She’s very pretty – but I don’t like the design of the top. Wish the jacket/blazer didn’t look like 3 pieces sewn
      together in some kind of contraption.  Cute little shoes, but yes the pants seem abit long.