Our hearts seem to be full of love today, because we seem to be handing out praise left and right.* It’s Gay PMS, darlings. Every 28 days, we stop being loudmouthed bitches and turn into a basket of fluffy kittens.
*Although even we couldn’t work up the kindness for Christina Hendricks’ Big Black Mistake.
Julie Bowen attends LA’s Promise 2012 Gala in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with earrings by Sutra.
Now before you get out the pitchforks, let us ‘splain, Lucy.
Yes, there’s a slightly disturbing fungal quality to this dress. Yes, the length and looseness of those sleeves are problematic. Yes, the shoes are distressingly matchy. But here’s the thing: Julie has a history of hitting the red carpet looking very hard and severe. She favors tight dresses with plunging necklines in either black or metallic. We’ve been saying for a long time that she desperately needs to soften her look. This is a step in the right direction. We like that it’s colorful (and a color that suits her like crazy, to boot); we like that she looks like she can breathe in it; we like that we can’t see her sternum. We’re all about the positive reinforcement here at T Lo Celebrity Feelings, Inc. You, on the other hand, have no responsibility to be kind whatsoever. So let’s hear it.
IN! She looks colorful, soft, and happy!
OUT! She looks like she’s covered in cobwebs and algae!
And lo, there was much arguing amongst the kittens who are bitter as to whether or not Selma Blair’s romper/jumper/whateverthefuckyoucallit was chic or silly, with the ultimate vote coming down to chic, otherwise known as IN.
[Photo Credit: Getty, zuhairmurad.com]