We’re trying to keep the “On the Street” posts under the new “Celebrity” tag, but this one requires a full T Lo fashion assessment, and besides, this outfit was clearly chosen for maximum attention. At first glance, we thought, “Hey, it’s kind of refreshing to see Jenny from the Block actually looking like she might live down the block from us.”
Jennifer Lopez leaves her hotel in Paris in Dsquared2.
Dsquared2 jeans, hat, bag, and ankle boots
Then we realized that the sum total of this outfit is more than the average mortgage payment. Which is fine; we’d be hypocrites if we started bitching about celebrities wearing expensive clothing now. But if you’re gonna wear high end, at least pick stuff that looks good on you. Come on now, girl. Those are NOT your jeans. She’s in fantastic shape (and has worn many a skin-tight dress to prove it) so those jeans must be SUPER-tiny to make her look like she’s busting out of them. It takes some serious work and seriously bad choices to make J Lo look like she’s got a muffin top. Those shoes are kind of cool in a kickass way but they — oh, to hell with it. Let’s keep this simple.
Jenny, honey? Absolutely nothing here works for you. Take it all off and start over.
[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, dsquared2.com]