Well, Jessica. We’ll give you credit: you tried like hell to make this work.
Jessica Biel attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by Lifetime in a Gucci Dress paired with Louis Vuitton pumps, a Fendi bag, and Tiffany & Co. jewelry.
Gucci Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Ava Smith
Fendi ‘Mia’ Clutch
Louis Vuitton Merry-Go-Round Pump
You ripped open the top, put on your bitchheels , arranged your cocker spaniel hair, and did your nails up blue, but in the end, it’s still Helen Mirren’s dress, girl. Pack it up and send it off to her.
But hey, the colors look good on you, so at least you learned an important style lesson for the future.
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, style.com, neimanmarcus.com, shoerazzi.com]