As Hurricane Sandy lashes the windows of T Lo Manor and we look out over the storm, fearing the worst, it’s comforting to have celebrities in this time of need; celebrities making wholly inexplicable decisions. Cameron? Why don’t you come out here and distract us from the weather for a bit?
Cameron Diaz attends LACMA 2012 Art + Film Gala in head-to-toe Gucci.
Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Andreea Diaconu
Mary, Mother of Pearl, THAT IS NOT YOUR COLOR, GIRL.
Come on, now. You’re a pale, blue-eyed blonde. Saturated yellows are off the table. It doesn’t matter how trendy it is at the moment or how pretty the dress is (in this case: not very), you put a fierce yellow on a pale white girl and she’s gonna look like some undercooked salmon in a dress.
Give her some pleated bell sleeves, a poorly fitted bodice, a Hallmark store pillar candle wreath to wear around her neck, some too-heavy (although fabulous) shoes, a slash of garish red lipstick, and shit hair, and you’ve got yourself a right mess of a look. Honey, go home. Your heart just wasn’t in this one. And if it was in this one, you need to do some examining and reflecting.
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