ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood – Part 1

Posted on October 16, 2012

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood!

Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance.

Ready? GO!

 

Ahna O’Reilly

Cute. No complaints.

 

Bella Heathcote

Chic as hell. We’re learning to love this chick.

 

Christa B. Allen in Christian Dior

A head-to-toe salute to her own skin tone. Hiddy.

 

Danai Gurira in Kimberly Ovitz

She’s killin’ it. We’re all for the pop of color, but we can’t say we love the shoes.

 

Elle Fanning in Calvin Klein

It’s so weird to see her in something relatively youthful (meaning, it’s suitable for a 40-year-old instead of a 70-year-old). The purse and shoes are kinda granny. We’re not in love with the dress.

 

Emma Watson in Calvin Klein

Just okay.

 

Eva Amurri in Tory Burch

Also just okay.

Ladystars, the LBD is a wardrobe essential for the average woman, but it makes a boring look for the red carpet.

 

Jenna Fischer in Basler

Funereal and matronly.

 

Kiernan Shipka in Moschino

ADORBS!

And we hate saying “ADORBS!”

 

Lea Michele in Zimmerman

OF MUTHAFUCKIN COURSE.

 

Susan Sarandon

Ooooh, almost, honey. Those elephant leg pants are not your friend.

 

Uma Thurman in Calvin Klein

 She always fucks it up on the shoes. From the knees up, she looks great.

 

Whitney Port in ASOS

Way too much. And that had to hurt when she sat down. Her ass must’ve looked like a hunk of Swiss cheese at the end of the night.

 

[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos]

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Elle – I know the washed out face is kind of her thing, but she needs to tone it down a bit.  Looks like she came right from an aggressive facial peel.  Ouch!
      Kiernan – TOTES ADORBS!!
      Lea – She’s morphing into Tan Mom or something.  Yikes, girl!!
      Uma – Senseless, senseless scroll down fug – She was killin’ it for second…

      • twocee

        Elle would make an excellent (older) Claudia if they ever remade Interview with a Vampire.

        • Nelliebelle1197

          Except Claudia can’t age

      • Carla_Charlton

        Part of Elle’s problem is the yellow hair.

        • LambeeBaby

           Her and her sister must get the same Miss Clairol bottle and moisturizer. Yellow and greasy, two words that should not be used in the same sentence.

    • Louise

      Respectfully disagree about Emma W., though maybe some jewelry would have helped.  There’s just something beautifully simple about the dress and shoes with her hair up.  She looks lovely.

      Lea M., on the other hand, seems to be attending a different event.  Perhaps “Call Girls in Hollywood”?

      • grouchywif

         A Salute to Hooker Roles, aka “Baby, you’ve not come a long way.”

      • Magatha

         Yes, I like Emma W.’s look a lot. I only wish she had better posture.  Maybe it was just a momentary slouch.

    • MaryAtRealityTea

      Lea Michele needs an intervention. Blech! 

      • LambeeBaby

         She needs to stop going out with concealer on her lips.

    • http://twitter.com/floretbroccoli Florrie Brafman

      You are calling this entire group A-listers?  

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Did you see the “Part 1″ at the top of the post?

        • http://twitter.com/floretbroccoli Florrie Brafman

           I read the phrase “chock full of A-listers” then saw Ahna O’Reilly, Bella Heathcote, Christa B. Allen, Danai Gurir.  And experienced a sense of dissonance.

      • kcarb1025

        MTE. I scrolled through this post thinking, ‘Who? Who? Who? Who ARE these people????’

    • twocee

      Whitney Port’s dress is a good example of something that only Cate, Tilda, or Zoe should attempt.

      • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

        Ex-schmactly! And I believe our fahionista lesson for the day is complete. Lower rung gals, do not attempt what only an experienced Cate/Tilda/Gwyneth can do. It’s like me swimming in the Olympics; I can do it, but it’s not going to be pretty.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sarah.souffriau Sarah Souffriau

      Seriously Lea? Yuck.
      Kiernan looks amazing.Question: what’s happened to Uma? I almost didn’t recognize her.

      • Sartorial_She

        Every time I see Kiernan, I want to give her and her parents a standing ovation. Well done, Team Shipka!

      • kimmeister

        Uma’s skirt is bizarre.  Is it lined only halfway down in white?  What the heck?

        • tereliz

          It’s like the business casual version of Elle’s dress. Bizarre, indeed.

        • Aurumgirl

           It’s a theme in the latest Calvin Klein collection.  Uma’s wearing basically the same dress as Elle but she’s got a jacket over it.  Maybe they’re not the same, but they are similar enough that they appear to be.  Anyway, it’s Calvin Klein’s take on the sheer skirt thing, the tail end of what originated with a few years of what Lea Michelle’s wearing.

    • Sobaika

      Lea Michele must be trolling at this point.

    • call_me_schmeg

      i just re-watched season 4 of rupaul’s drag race in the past week while making my husband’s halloween costume, and i swear, now everytime i see lea michele, i feel like she’s trying to bust up in All Stars like she’s shangela or something. 

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        Is your hubby going as a drag queen for Halloween? That would be awesome.

    • http://kingderella.tumblr.com/ kingderella

      gurira: OMG WHO IS THIS WOMAN? so fabulous.
      fanning: not loving the dress, but overall she looks good. love the granny purse.
      shipka: winning without even trying. AGAIN.
      michele: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

      • PatRoadtrip

        Gurira is an actor TV’s (AMC) The Walking Dead.

        • Billie_Dawn

          She is fierce as hell. Like ten different shades of WERQ. I even kind of like the shoes, although I’d like them more if they weren’t platforms.

        • Jennifer Coleman

          She is Michonne on the Walking Dead – the fiercest character on the show. Danai is my new girl crush and *lightbulb” my Halloween costume!!!

    • Bozhi

      Kiernan Shipka looks great.  That girl knows how to dress.  Head to toe perfect. 

      Lea needs an intervention.

      • hyperionic

        She looks cute and all but she could have done something with her hair. It looks weird stick straight and chopped right at her shoulders. 

      • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

        I was thinking Kiernan’s stylist knows how to dress her, but yeah.

        Do you ever wonder what Lea will look like in 15 or 20 years?  I’m picturing something (even more) tragic.

        • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

          Christina Aguilera?

      • Introspective

        I volunteer Kiernan’s stylist for LMs intervention. Cause Kiernan always gets it right while sadly, LM has decided to purchase her timeshare in Drag Town.

        • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

          Oh no, Lea Michelle has hotels on boardwalk & park place in Drag Town

    • http://aldonsusi.blogspot.com/ Susi R

      Kiernan’s look is so cute! I want it in my size.

      I feel second-hand embarrassment for Lea Michelle.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1476648069 Scott Cooper

      Lea Michelle’s dress is a cry for help.

    • clatie

      Can you imagine what LM’s washcloth looks like at night?

      • patticake1601

        ughhhh….yuck.

      • kimmeister

        I was thinking she had to use a chisel.

    • altalinda

      Kiernan takes this round.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344314000 Anne Meek White

      The great pumpkin has graced us with her presence! Geez LM, lay off the day glo tanner.
       

    • In_Stitches

      I usually argue when T and Lo clamor for punctuations of jewelry in a
      look, but Emma’s dress is dying for SOMETHING.  It’s a baked potato: inoffensive, but desperately in need of some sparkle(y bacon bits).

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        Hmmmm…sparkly bacon bits.  Great.  Now I’m hungry.

    • http://twitter.com/watchinginkdry Krysta

      . . . has Lea always been that orange?

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Lea Michelle! Yikes to the Nth degree!!!!!!!!

    • Judy_J

      Oh, how I wish Susan Sarandon had worn a chic pair of skinny-leg pants with that killer jacket!  And every time I think Kiernan Shipka can’t possibly be any more adorable, she raises the bar.  That girl can do no wrong.

    • Le_Sigh

      Damn Danai – werq

      • MilaXX

         I’m not loving her shoe, but the pose is sex on a stick.

        • kschwarting

          She really is selling that dress.  The designer’s last name is Ovitz–any chance that it is the wife or other relative of the power agent Michael Ovitz?

    • Judy_J

      As for Lea Michele….give her a pointy hat and a broomstick and she’s ready for Halloween.

      • Kristin McNamara

        Well it IS in two weeks! She’s obviously just getting a jumpstart.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      Kiernan, for the win!! I seriously love that kid!

    • MilaXX

      Wow! Almost an entire post of Blah. A few almost looks and a whole bunch of whatevs.

      • http://twitter.com/dixielou8 Ashley

         Whats up with all the black here lately? Ugh so drab!

    • TaurusKW

      I hope I live long enough to see Elle Fanning hit 70.  I wonder if she’ll start dressing like Britney Spears at that point.

    • MalCo09

      I just had to Google Eva Amurri to see if she had some sort of spinal disorder.  She is seriously contorted in that picture

      • http://onebluetree.blogspot.ca/ Sara L.

         Right?? She looks like somebody spun her head one direction and her legs the other.

      • alyce1213

        Like an articulated doll, twisted up.  Freaky.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Bella, Danai and K. Ship – 3 way tie for the win. Jenna Fischer looks like she’s going to burst into tears.

    • BazoDee

      What a snooze fest. I wish we could have a pact to never ever discuss Lea Michelle unless she surprises us. 
      Elle and Uma look like their dresses are from the same line. 

      • flamingjune

        Yeah, that was my question.  Elle’s is Calvin Klein and Uma’s is ???  Not just the same line…It looks like the same dress but with a jacket…

    • Synnamin

      Lea: WHY ARE YOU ORANGE???

    • eowyn_of_rohan

      I kind of love Elle Fanning’s look.  It’s like Mary-Kate Olsen Lite, and somehow she usually makes it look good in my eyes.  The dress is nothing amazing, but combined with that bag and I think she looks really cute.

    • Flora O

      Whitney has another trypophobia dress. Love Uma’s purse. Emma looks terrific.

    • GorgeousThings

      Lea needs to fire her stylist, get some gays, and lay off the spray tan. Seriously – could she look any more Jersey Shore?

      • MidArmJewel

        Well … she did grow up in Tenafly, NJ

    • kschwarting

      There is a lot of fug there.  And Lea, what in the HELL are you wearing?  Kiernan wins this one easily, even if I think the hair doesn’t totally suit her.

    • http://twitter.com/iJenmac Jennifer McClory

      You guys, Lea was just wearing her Halloween costume.  She’s going as a grilled Dorito.  

      • charlotte

         The Dorito feels insulted.

      • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

        Lea is going to a showing of Rocky Horror after this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363731332 Gerry Coleman

      Ugh, Lea Michelle.  I had to look away.  Literally.

    • 3boysful

      Re: Lea –who is Zimmerman?  Is that a new name for Frederick’s of Hollywood?

      • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

        Maybe it is a new liNE by…ACK!!!  GRETCHEN?!!

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/DNWEFT2SVBX5T3NPMROQCT4U2U jennyv

      Lea Michele looks like she’s imprisoned her body in a cage. That is a crazy ass look there. Listen girl, if you just want to start wearing just your underwear on the red carpet, go for it! Be free of the nonfunctional sheer overlays once and for all!!

      And my love for Kiernan Shipka continues to grow. 

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      did someone die?  danai wore her fuzzy slippers and elle brought her knitting, in case things get boring.

    • formerlyAnon

      If Jenna Fischer paid someone to do her hair she needs to sue. A half million or so might make it up. (Also: see if whoever does Sarandon’s hair and makeup will take you on. Whatever it costs, it’ll be worth it.)

      Lea Michell looks like she planned for a completely different event than the one the others are attending. 

      Heathcote & Shipka tie for the win. Sarandon first runner up, with special commendation for her hair & make up.

    • mhleta

      I really object to the dress/skirt length this year. That mid-calf length makes everyone’s legs look like an Edwardian piano. And take that awful shot of Jenna Fisher down. Poor girl. She doesn’t deserve that. Keirnan Shipka gets the prize. Outstanding.

      • Snailstsichr

         Jenna looks like she could play Jenifer Aniston’s mother. Someone should be fired.

    • Squarah

      Thank you, Lea, for giving me a much needed laugh! Beyond ridiculous.

      • MarinaCat

        Thank you. I was trying to remember who had that clay-face makeup.

        In my head, I defended Leah Michele’s look, but I’ve given up. Put me down for “Of course.”

    • http://twitter.com/JTru22 Jennifer Trujillo

      Lea Michele is channeling Paz de la Huerta in the most frightening way possible.

    • Janet B

      Kiernan looks totally adorable.
      Love Elle’s bag.

    • Call me Bee

      Uma!  Love seeing her on the RC because she doesn’t seem to be seen much.  She must love those shoes, as we’ve seen them before, no?  Other than that–she looks fab. 
      Susan Sarandon looks so much like my older sister, it gives me a start every time I see a photo of her. 
      LeaMichele?!!?  Ugh.  Just no. 

      The rest are meh except…Danai Gurira FTW!  Even with the hoof shoes–at least they’re an intersting color…

    • Imasewsure

      I actually love Emma Watson here because it looks cute without going too fashionista (my pet peeve with her looks).
      I also think Jenna is putting on the ultra-serious face because she is trying not to laugh out loud in LM’s face… Sarandon is managing to smirk without laughing and the rest are just ignoring her and wishing she would just go away (like most of us I guess)…

    • Wendy Wetzel

      Was there a memo about no color being allowed?  Sheesh..

    • http://houseofestrogen.typepad.com/ Ann

      I guess that’s the Lea version of the LBD?? 

    • Susan Crawford

      I’m beginning to think there should be a sub-division in the “Fashion Stylist” hierarchy: “Footwear Stylist”. So many of these otherwise scrupulously styled women in Hollywood fail because of terrible shoes. Considering that often the shoes cost the same or more as the dress, I see a need for this little niche market.

      Meantime, I have a girlie-crush on Eva Amurri – those doe-eyes! She is SO pretty, just like Mom. And somewhere in the back recess of my closet, I believe I have my grandmother’s needlepoint handbag from the 1940’s – Elle, dear, there’s vintage ironic, and then there’s just plain OLD. (I’ll bet there’s a package of Sen-Sen lurking in Elles, bag, and some old Coty Rachel loose powder and a few celluloid Bingo markers.

    • m0r0

      Lea – You don’t have to put it all out there all the time. Cause we don’t really want to see it. 

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Ugh, Lea Michelle. Just. UGH.

    • Carla_Charlton

      Usually I am adamantly against peep toe shoes, but I really like Eva Amurri’s — I think it’s because there is more toe showing, so that they’re almost sandals.

      Jenna Fischer needs a stylist, especially in the hair department.  

      An adorable young girl like Kiernan is one of the few who can get away with a peplum.

    • Rand Ortega

      Jenna Fischer? Really? I thought that was Rita Wilson. Wow.
      Danai Gurira is sex on a stick. That dress is simply a megaphone for her body to shout, “Hey! Ain’t nothin’ but me under this & I’m bangin’!”
      Kieran Shipka, please come to my house & teach me how to dress. Because even though you’re 30 years younger than me, you can still dress yourself better than I can.
      Lea Michelle = Face Palm
      Bella Heathcote is the epitome of European chic. Sleek, modern never over done. I have no idea what she’s been in or what she does but I’m definitely keep an eye on her from now on.
      Everyone else– Meh.

    • PastryGoddess

      Keirnan for the WIN!  BabySnaps for sure.

      Danai is wearing the purple version of the PR Blue Shoes of Death

      Can someone please make Vegan/PETA friendly shoes that don’t look like ass for Uma Thurman.  Jeebus those things are ugly

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_VZLU6YVO4BRTELTTH3GRAAMWZQ Dot

      Kiernan showing up her big sis lady stars! This SOP for her by now. Susan Sarandon got dressed in the dark and mixed up her business separates.

    • snarkykitten

      Someone needs to tell Lea Michelle to step away from the spray on tanner

    • http://www.facebook.com/aboutelle Ashleigh Boutelle

      re Ms. Fanning: That HAIR!! yeesh

    • jw_ny

      I’m at the point where I’m thanking Lea for all the chuckles she provides me with.  :D

      So dreary this event…way too much black.  I’m guessing black has now become the new black. ;)

      I do like Uma’s look very much tho…even the shoes. Dania looks chic as hell, but perhaps it’s just because most of the rest are completely forgettable. 

    • Srw27

      Leah Michelle’s TRAGIC bangs and nude lipstick are not doing her any favors.  And is it bad that every time I see her I whisper “Of course” to myself??  

    • DCSheehan

      Whoever dressed the Shipka girl knows what they’re doing. Chic and age appropriate is so hard but she looks adorbs indeed. Fabulorable even.

    • KELLEYKAT

      Am I the only one that wants to slap that stupid “sexy” face off Lea Michele!  So NOT sexy!  And she has veered into Oompa Loompa land with Michael Kors!  They must use the same spray tanner!

      Someone (Eva Amurri) needs a little lesson on how to pose on the RC!  WTF!

      Krista Allen must have lost a bet!  She never really looks that great on the RC, but this???  Full on Fug!

      Kiernan Shipka is perfection!  Just how a little girl should dress up!  Her parents deserve a pat on the back!

    • Trisha26

      Re Elle’s dress – why don’t they put another color underskirt in some of these dresses? Like neon green or fuchsia? That’s one dress I would have liked to see cut off at the length of the underskirt. Kiernan is adorable (see, TLo, you can use all the letters & then you don’t have to use the other)! And then I got to Lea and literally LMFAO – and I hate using that term. 

    • VeryClaire

      Is that really A List? I only know who half those women are.

    • alyce1213

      Lea Michele topped herself, as difficult as that is to even imagine.
      Not too sure who Ahna O’Reilly is, but I really like her cute dress and pretty, healthy-looking hair.
      Bella Heathcote is lovely and chic, but too often has a deer-in-the-headlights look on her face. She needs to relax, and use her beautiful, large eyes to smize on the RC.
      I adore Emma Watson in her Calvin Klein, and the sexy sandals too.
      Kiernan Shipka is a joy to see, as always. I love her pointy little shoes.  I bet they have cute kitten heels.  I just want to hug that child.

    • http://www.lindamerrill.com Linda Merrill

      Has the “I gotta pee!” stance finally gone out?? Not a one is donning the position! Jenna Fisher is close, but hers is more the beauty pageant pose of one foot in front of the other.

      • jw_ny

         Lea Michelle is doing the “I gotta pee really bad it hurts” pose.  ;)

    • Anathema_Device

      Lea Michele’s makeup is freaking me the fuck out.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZMWIWVVDFHJK5M3VJEXHOUDQPY anon

        Bet L’oreal is kicking themselves for hiring her right about now.

        • Anathema_Device

          Yeah, nobody told Lea that she does not have to use every single L’Oreal product at once.

    • nannypoo

      How can Lea Michelle be so obtuse? She looks like a fool every time she appears in public. Doesn’t she know we’re all laughing at her?

      Kiernan Shipka, on the other hand, looks perfect at every event. She is always tasteful and stylish and, yeah, adorbs.

    • instantkarmalr

      Lea Michele looks like she’s suffering from the same thing that 40-something starlets often go through — the “HEY GUYS, I’m still hot, damn it” phase. 

      Honey, we all know you’ve got a nice figure.  Also, you’re 26; you have even less to complain about than the obviously still attractive 42 year olds who really want to prove they’re still hot.  Calm down.

      Also, I hate to be an asshole but that version of the “nude” lip is really not working for you.  It’s too pink, and too cadaverous.  Maybe try a nice berry color next time.  I promise you’ll look sexier.

    • crash1212

      Kiernan Shipka always makes me smile. Girl just gets it right.

    • MissAmynae

      Okay, am I the only that thinks Elle and Uma are actually wearing the same dress?  Or at least a “Mommy and Me” version?

    • B_C_J

      On one end of the spectrum you have Bella Heathcote, Emma Watson and Kiernan Shipka all dressed exquisitely, on the other end you have Lea Michelle dressed as if she is opening her front door in order to greet her significant other.  Lingerie is best worn at home and it should be left at home. It would appear that indeed Ms. Michelle was going to a totally different event.

    • http://twitter.com/mizenkay Nancy K.

      What is that pose Eva Amurri is doing? The Twizzler? Everything is going in a different direction.

      Someone needs to school most of these ladies on how to strike a red carpet pose. See: Miss Danai. That is how you do it!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      Eva Amurri looks like a Barbie doll whose lower half is twisted about a quarter-turn to the side.  What kind of pose is THAT?

    • teensmom99

      I know this won’t be a popular sentiment around here but I don’t like Kiernan’s dress at all.  She has the ability to make her clothes look good but this is really not an attractive dress.  On the other hand, I can’t see Elle’s shoes that well but they look fun and more like what actual teens like and look cute in.

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      Did the ladystars have to wear non-colors to this event? What is going on?

    • Qitkat

      OK, Lea, just go sign up with Frederick’s of Hollywood to be a catalog model. You know you want to.

    • BeeBeauNYC

      DID UMA GET PLASTIC SURGERY?? That is not her face! I am crestfallen.

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      I like Bella Heathcote’s dress a lot – she nailed it.

      Susan Sarandon’s whole look is unflattering.

      And I showed my mom the picture of Lea Michele and the first thing that she said was “That’s VULGAR!” While I don’t necessarily agree with that, I do agree that this is just TOO. MUCH.

    • Bethany Fairbrother

      Dear Emma Watson:  Please stand up straight.  Your slouching is ruining every dress you put on.  And that dress, with the mesh that does not match your skin…Ugh!

    • TieDye64

      I literally laughed out loud when I got to Lea. So unintentionally hilarious. Danai Gurira, on the other hand, is seriously killin’ it. The shoes are unfortunate.

    • amaranth16

      Lea Michele’s dress is a little bit Playboy, a little bit funeral, a little bit sister wife.

    • LeifBallard

      I actually kind of love Whitney’s dress! And i think that Danie looks amazing except I think that the pop of color is too muted and needed to be brighter!

    • http://www.joannao.blogspot.com JoannaOC

      Kiernan wins!

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      Bella FTW! Lea is just ratcheting up on the “Of course.” I don’t recognize Uma anymore.

    • lucasuk82

      I love a LBD, but isn’t the point is to have fun with the accessories and styling?  TLo, are you guys ok?  You seem very… frustrated in your forum comments.  Not that I blame you, I can’t read You Tube comments any more because they irritate the hell out of me.

    • kcarb1025

      Elle Fanning looks positively haggard. Whatever she’s doing with her face, it’s bad.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001998855370 Fatima Siddique

      Oh my God! I cannot stop laughing at that FACE Lea Michele is making. Blue Steel!!

    • Patricia Gillett

      What exactly is Lea Michele going for here? Norma Desmond meets Anna Nicole Smith? 

    • berkeleygirl

      Said it before, saying it again: Lea Michele is officially a parody of herself. 

    • berkeleygirl

      Okay, I just realized what’s going on with Lea Michele – Paz de la Huerta is her fashion icon.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      So I’m scrollin’…leaving behind Bella and moving on to Christa and it was so strange…as I scrolled down,  I literally thought for a moment that Christa wasn’t wearing any clothes. But then I thought, ‘well, where are her nipples?, and I realized she was wearing clothes but they were the same color as her and I pondered: who the hell would do that?

      Aside from that, Leah Michele, ha,ha-ha, ha, ha! So very, um, ha! The lipstick, the, uh, what is it? A dress? oy

    • mayavaly

      Lea Michelle! Seriously, I cannot stop laughing. You’ve got to stat leaving her out of the multi-celeb post, because I invariably start pissing myself with laughter and can’t take anything seriously after that. This one was an absolute classic.

    • quiltrx

      Emma seems to have caught Miley’s slumping disease (which Miley seems to be getting over).  Stand up straight honey, you’re gorgeous.

      Kiernan looks so adorable I can’t even stand it…black and white is SO my thing, and this is such a great outfit!

      And Lea is suddenly going over into Orange Cougar territory.  Not good.   WHY does she do this????

    • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

      I wish someone would shave Lea Michelle’s head to make it as naked as the rest of her.  Why must she be this way?  I’m not saying she needs to become Princess Prude but… why oh WHY must she always look like she’s saying “I have a vagina. It wants to say ‘hello.'”

    • Kelly Barnes

      Lea Michele would annoy me a little less if she wasn’t always giving the camera what she probably thinks is a sultry look. She’s trying too hard.

    • Thathoodwink

      Tom and Lorenzo, thank you for saying that you hate saying “adorbs”. I hate reading it. P.S. Don’t say it again, please!

    • Rebecca Jay

      Bella Heathcote – THAT’S how you do the cross-legged pose!

    • lehen

      Oh Lea.  No.  Such a joke.

    • bookish

      GOD Lea Michele’s dress makes me feel punchy. WHY didn’t that style of dress go away after the first two people wore it?

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QK3MTAHUVJCMI7DANY6WFCAIUM n a

      would someone please advise Emma Watson how to stand up straight?!  she looks like she has stomach cramps or something. (otherwise cute)

    • granddelusion

      Lea Michelle: Get a life! Elle Fanning: Please, PLEASE do something with your hair. You don’t have to cut it or anything, but get it out of your face. A ponytail, something, anything more interesting than your default. And Emma Watson: You are so pretty! Stand up straight; shoulders back, and you could sell that dress!

    • guest2visits

      Several cute looks here, mostly in the kids department; Kiernan, Emma, and Elle.  I like Ahna’s dress too.

    • nancylee61

      Lea! Hilarious, gentlemen!!! I think Emma Watson looks kind of cool – like she doesn’t really care about it all, and knows it is somewhat silly. I like her picture, at least!

    • EEKstl

      As per usual Kiernan Shipka knocks it out of the park.  I don’t mind Uma’s shoes, actually.  Lea Michelle – W. T. F. ??????????????/

    • RedRaven617

      Elle is only a year older than the other “adrobs” girl. Sorry, Elle dresses way too old. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=751285857 Sally Brownson

      Are Uma and Elle wearing the same dress? They look awfully similar…

    • Claire Stanton

      Stop saying of course about Lea Michele.  It’s expected, it’s uncreative, and you’re more clever and witty than that.

      That being said, Lea has really been looking awful lately.  I literally gasped in horror when I saw this latest ensemble.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        No. Get over it.

      • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

        You just proved why WE ALL always say “of course” whenever we see Lea.  Everything she wears would make me gasp in horror if I wasn’t already accustomed to her gaudy brand of “fashion.”  She’s the Taco Tuesday of tacky fashion: predictable, and prone to giving one diarrhea.

      • Candigirl1968

        I suspect that they are so tired of throwing verbal rocks that their arms (or fingers typing on the keyboard) have gotten tired.  Lea looks ridiculous, right down to that “aren’t I just so vampy?” pose.  

    • trisker

      Uma must have had cosmetic surgery.  Her face looks really different and bland.  Agree with others about intervention for Leah.

    • Kristy Evans

      SUSAN. Why would you hide your spectacular rack?? Especially if you’re going to have tree-trunk legs. LEA. Go home.