Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood!
Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance.
Cute. No complaints.
Chic as hell. We’re learning to love this chick.
Christa B. Allen in Christian Dior
A head-to-toe salute to her own skin tone. Hiddy.
Danai Gurira in Kimberly Ovitz
She’s killin’ it. We’re all for the pop of color, but we can’t say we love the shoes.
Elle Fanning in Calvin Klein
It’s so weird to see her in something relatively youthful (meaning, it’s suitable for a 40-year-old instead of a 70-year-old). The purse and shoes are kinda granny. We’re not in love with the dress.
Emma Watson in Calvin Klein
Eva Amurri in Tory Burch
Also just okay.
Ladystars, the LBD is a wardrobe essential for the average woman, but it makes a boring look for the red carpet.
Jenna Fischer in Basler
Funereal and matronly.
Kiernan Shipka in Moschino
And we hate saying “ADORBS!”
Lea Michele in Zimmerman
OF MUTHAFUCKIN COURSE.
Ooooh, almost, honey. Those elephant leg pants are not your friend.
Uma Thurman in Calvin Klein
She always fucks it up on the shoes. From the knees up, she looks great.
Whitney Port in ASOS
Way too much. And that had to hurt when she sat down. Her ass must’ve looked like a hunk of Swiss cheese at the end of the night.
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