Chloe Sevigny in Valentino

Posted on October 15, 2012

This dress is so ridiculous that we almost feel a Chloe’s Alters post is beside the point. But you know us; we’ll never miss an opportunity to meet another of Chloe’s alters. This one’s relatively straightforward.

 

Chloe Sevigny attends the premiere of ‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ in Hollywood, California in a Valentino dress.

Valentino Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Zuzanna Bijoch

Meet Tiffany.

Tiffany is allergic to jewelry, has an addiction to hair gel, and an overwhelming urge to show people her ass crack. Tiffany suffers from the most advanced case of Virgin/Whore Complex any of her many therapists have ever seen. Tiffany spends her days scouring online auction sites and buying up every used wedding dress she can find. She spends her nights ripping them apart and awkwardly sewing the parts onto her favorite slutty dresses so she can hit the town and enjoy the confused looks of passersby. Tiffany likes picking up random men, taking them home to her bedroom, which is decorated like a cross between a dungeon and a honeymoon suite, tying them up, and then dressing them in nipple clamps and top hats and forcing them to watch as she does a strip tease to Handel’s Water Music Suite and shouts bad puns, like “With this cock ring, I thee bed!” or “Here COMES the bride!”

 

[Photo Credit: Getty, style.com]

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