Brit, we say this with love: you’ve got to get over your compulsion to break out the tits, the ass, and the skin-tight dresses all at once.
Britney Spears makes an appearance on ‘The Tonight Show With Jay Leno’ in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Gucci shoes.
This isn’t a bad dress at all, but it makes an utterly terrible choice for a sit-down. She looks uncomfortable in public under the best circumstances, but you put her in a dress in which she clearly feels too exposed, and the poor girl looks like a tightly wound spring in a blonde wig. We have no doubt she left fingernail marks in the palms of her hands.
Brit sweetie, there are other ways to look fresh, young, and sexy. In fact, we’ll go so far as to say that THIS way is having the exact opposite effect on you, dear: stale, old, and desperate. Not that you are any of those things; just that this style of dressing is giving the impression that you are.
Do you understand what we’re saying, honey? It’s all gotten way too honky-tonk now. Time for a rethink.
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