Anne Hathaway & Hubs in NYC

Posted on October 26, 2012

Oh, we hate them, kittens.

 

Anne Hathaway and her husband Adam Shulman take their dog for a walk in New York City.

PEOPLE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK THIS CUTE ON A COFFEE-AND-DOGSHIT RUN.

It’s just not right.

Also, we hate them for the cutesie, posed “And what do you think, honey?” way they’re having a conversation, as if the photographer snapping away at them went completely un-noticed. Even the dog is pretending not to notice. That dog is a stuck-up bitch. It’s the Zara Jolie-Pitt/Suri Cruise of dogs.

We’re just pissed because we went on a muffin run this a.m., looking nowhere near as put together as these three, with their “J. Crew catalogue meets Land’s End catalogue” adorableness. Bitches.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • ThaliaMenninger

      If I looked that cute in leggings, a man shirt and a pea coat, I would wear it every freaking day.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

        I think it’s more a princess coat that a peacoat? But yeah I’m also envying how cute she looks in that outfit. I’ll take one of everything, please, if it’ll make me look that cute. 

        • ThaliaMenninger

           Yeah, I agree on the coat. It really needs to be double-breasted to be a pea coat. Its navyness swayed me initially, but I’ve changed my mind. Plus I haven’t had coffee. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

          • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

            No worries! I was eyeing the coat trying to figure out what it was as well (mostly to figure out if I have a reasonable facsimile in my wardrobe).

      • Sobaika

        That’s actually sort of my fall uniform, and it’s terribly hard for mere mortals to look decent in :(

      • kimmeister

        I don’t see any leggings . . .

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Dayum. 
      And just a side note. If she divorces him someday, I have dibs.

      • Mary229

         Yeah, he’s a cutie.  I have a bit of a soft spot for the female celebrities married to the really cute guys who are way less famous than they are.  Mainly because…despite our modern culture’s assertions..I do still think it usually brings out a quality man who is willing to stand there and allow the woman to be in the position of power and spotlight.  It usually signals a quality person to me and it’s always my soft spot.

        • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

          It says a lot of good things about both of them. And you’re quite right, a man with the internal strength to allow his wife to be the center of attraction, would make me a bit quivery in the knees.

          • Mary229

            Oh, I agree it says good things about both.  It’s just that unfortunately it’s considered a stigma for men to marry a woman who is arguably better at a certain job/makes more money etc.  Just as women who marry younger guys who still get called “cougars” (God, I loathe that word) when we don’t blink nor care nor enough to even comment when the man is older.   But yes…I agree.  Quivery in the knees.

    • Judy_S

      I love them instead of hate them, but I’ve had breakfast.

    • MissAnnieRN

      “coffe and dogshit run” is now part of my vernacular, and I thank you for that.  On my own coffee and dogshit run I wore a pair of workout pants and T shirt with outwear by Mammut.  Maybe someday I’ll wear tights, flats, a pea coat and a shirt dress..

      Then again, people might wonder where the real Annie had gone.

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      Chocolate labs are the most stuck up of the labs because everyone thinks they’re the cutest.  They think they’re soooooo much better than the black labs and are always condescending to the yellow labs.

      But, yeah, comparing the two “couples on a Starbucks” run, the Hathaway-Shulmans beat the Hemsworth-Cyruses.  Of course, they have the advantage of being in NYC instead of LA where the weather has been changing by the hour lately.

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         No way are chocolate labs the cutest!

      • Barbara Hart

        My physician had a chocolate lab — we always had black labs. She cracked me up one day by telling me that the chocolates are hybrids and therefore dumber than black labs. Evidently chocolate labs — not yellow labs — are the blonds in their world. Proving my point that you don’t have to be blond to have a blond moment. 

        • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

          We had black labs when I was growing up, too.  And if the chocolate labs are not as “bright” as my black labs (who both hated water, mind you) well…

          • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

             The love of my husband’s life was a black lab when he was growing up. To hear him tell it there is no more intelligent animal!

            • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

              We had the labs with our other genuinely brilliant Shepherd/Husky mix so maybe Sam suffered by comparison. But Lobo was the smartest dog in the world ever so all dogs would suffer in comparison.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000469430782 Connie Marshall

          My brother, who has had labs in all colors, believes that the entire brain of labs is contained in the tiny lump near the back of their skulls. The brain of chocolate labd takes up less than half of the available space. Just sayin’

      • Mary229

        I’m an East Coaster so I’m biased….but everything seems slightly more real and less pretentious to me when it’s a coffee run in a city like New York vs. LA.  Yes, I have an East Coast bias.   I admit this. 

        • alyce1213

          Me too.  Maybe it has a little to do with the fact that you have to get into a car and drive somewhere for an L.A. coffee run.  It’s just wrong.

      • http://www.djplaw.com/ Tadiana

        I have a cute 9 week old yellow lab puppy sleeping at my feet.  I tried to talk my husband into a chocolate lab from the same litter, but he’s partial to yellow.  Maybe we were lucky. :)  At least so far, Becker seems to be a very bright puppy.

      • GorgeousThings

        We had two black labs, Carmen and Otto, for many years. They were as sweet as pie and as dumb as dirt. Carmen went to the puppy playground in the sky when she was 13 1/2. Otto joined her 2 years later at age 14 1/2. They were the best dogs. We have a border collie, Hoover, now. He’s as smart as the labs were dumb. I love him dearly, but when he shuffles off this mortal coil, I think we’ll get another lab. 

        • Rebecca Jay

          I have a border collie, Liberty, 12 years old and acts like she’s 2.  SO smart and funny, sweet and beautiful.  She was the family pet, until the family was no more, now it’s just she and I and after her I will never have another.  

    • B_C_J

      Effortless chic.  

    • ChiliP

      Anne looks super cute! And finally dressing for her hair, no? That’s one sweet looking doggie. I have fond memories of my chocolate lab growing up. They’re such great dogs.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2P2ANLRZ6YAVGONA36I2AQJYGI VicD

        The hair finally looks great.  I really had to stare at it and think about getting the same cut…

    • http://twitter.com/SeeLynnTweet Lynn Hayes

      I don’t know.  I think it looks like she forgot her pants.

      • Kayceed

        I thought the same thing!

      • LocMama

        Thank you!  I’ve been spotting this look for a few months now and I always do a double take.  Some shirt dresses just look like you forgot to finish dressing.  The worst was a bare legged pregnant woman that looked like she was wearing her husband’s dress shirt. 
        How do you rock this look properly?  Suggestions requested.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      She’s currently my hairstyle model to bring in to haircuts, so I love her. I especially love her because her hair sticks up in the same place mine does in the back. But yeah very cute. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I can’t shake the question of why he can’t hold his own coffee.  

      • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

         Marital tradeoff – “I’ll hold your coffee while you scoop the poop”.

      • Maine1ac

        He’s a lucky guy; he’s adorbs and Anne Hathaway carries his coffee.

      • http://twitter.com/Glam_Dixie Glam Dixie

         I know, right? It was driving me crazy the whole time I was looking at the pictures.

      • joancarol

        He’s gallantly letting her use the coffee as hand warmers, while he has to stick his lands in his pockets.

      • Alisa Rivera

        Dog suddenly takes off after squirrel: COFFEE EVERYWHERE

        • bookish

           My thoughts exactly. There’s no way I could walk my own dog and carry coffee at the same time, but she’s not exactly the best behaved dog in the world on walks.

        • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

          I have a chihuahua and this is still a problem. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve left the coffee shop with the leash and coffee in the same hand and immediately spill it on myself. You think I would learn by now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/juliafoxtrot Julia A. Fox

      Does anyone know who designed that coat? I adore it. She looks so cute. I love seeing girls rock short hair. Makes me want to cut mine again.

    • SewingSiren

      I always take at least two kids with me when I walk the dog. So one can pick it up and the other can carry it. But we never bring food or drink. That’s kind of gross.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401197785 Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      They really are too adorable for words. The crack about the dog caused insane laughter. Thank goodness I’m home alone.

    • Kayceed

      I refuse to believe it. In my mind’s eye, you two are much more eyecatching on your a.m. errands, deploying the judicious use of plaid and interesting shoes as the sun rises.

    • Hilary Treat

      If not for the coat, she’d just be wearing a shirt and tights.  So, there’s a fail in there; it’s just hidden under a nice coat

      • MilaXX

         I like it. I t reminds me of the shirt dresses from I guess the 70′s. I had a really cute beige one with brown stripes that I wore with brown tights and these brown/rust sued saddle shoes. Mind you I was 10 or so, but I LOVED that outfit.

        • RebeccaKW

           I love shirt dresses.  But it really looks like she’s just wearing a man’s dress shirt.  I wish we could see it w/o the coat.

        • Snailstsichr

           I had those same saddle shoes when I was 10! I KNEW they made me look intelligent.

          • MilaXX

            I loved those shoes so much!

      • littlemac8

        That’s the beauty of winter!!!  You can hide many things under a cute coat!

    • http://twitter.com/tangodiva Tanya Wade

      Twee as f*%k, but if I could get away with that haircut and outfit, I would, too.

    • mjude

      pretty adorable for sure

    • Nicholas

      I didn’t know Hathaway was starring in a Rachel Maddow biopic.

      • formerlyAnon

         Man, wouldn’t it be a blast to get to portray Maddow? All those scenes acting smart and cute?

        • Snailstsichr

           Ohh – you could go to Oxford for grad school and have a reason to drink cocktails all day! Research, darling, research.

        • Nicholas

          As long as they name it Bullpucky.

    • MilaXX

      There was a brief moment there when I loved seeing pictures of baby Z. She had some serious ‘tude going on. I think Annie & family look cute and I’m not even going to hate on them. (this time)

    • merciblahblah

      “That dog is a stuck-up bitch. It’s the Zara Jolie-Pitt/Suri Cruise of dogs.”

      THAT almost made me spit coffee at my computer, so thanks, fellas.

      And yeah, they’re cute and all, but her hair like that drives me to the brink of insanity. There. I’m insane. I don’t know what it is. Some people are cut out for pixie cuts – Halle Berry, Emma Watson, Ginnifer Goodwin, but it doesn’t work for me for Anne Hathaway. I’m sure she is devastated now.

    • Heather Pleasants

      I love you guys.

    • Pants_are_a_must

      Hey hey! Her hair is a total mess! DOESN’T THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?

      …..

      Fuck them.

    • Mary229

      Adorable.  Love the glasses on Ms. Anne!   Her husband is adorable.  Even their damn dog is adorable.   What a sweet family!!

    • RzYoung

      I ache! It’s achingly cute

    • mmc2315

      Agreed.  Hate them.  That dog is way too cool to pull on its lead.  Whatevs.

    • AuntieAnonny

      Even the coffee matches. Grr.

    • nannypoo

      Maybe they’re talking about her hair.

      Her: “Are you as sick of it as I am, Sweetie?”
      Him: “Probably even sicker than you. It makes me afraid of your enormous facial features.”
      Her: “I wonder how the Bitter Kittens feel about it?”
      Both: “Who gives a shit what they think?”
       

    • HomeOfficeGirl

      Don’t know why it seems so fake – I  know it’s not fair!  But seriously, come on.  You know they at least popped eachothers collars before they headed out.  (Sounds dirty, doesn’t it?)

    • Gbea

      They look cute but…also sort of look like the Black Keys.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1149383598 Jane Strain

      Finally, a woman walking around in shoes she can actually walk in.

    • NCDFan

      I’m pretty sure that’s a woman’s shirt-dress. The tail is  longer than the front. And with those very thick tights it looks fun and comfy.

    • Susan Collier

      They remind me of the couple in Best in Show, the Banana Republic/J Crew ones that spied each other at Starbuck’s, except they were in Starbuck’s across the street from each other.

      • DeborahJozayt

        Anne could even don the braces!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WKSM57KFWUGRMKPDUW4SPL3GDM Kathryn

      That dog is a stuck-up bitch. – ha!

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      She looks perfect! Love the glasses, and the growing-out hair looks adorable, too. Bitches. 

    • crash1212

      Want her coat. NOW. The two of them = SO cute.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000088447181 Sam Smith

      The dog is awesome, I’m not overly impressed with the attire.  

    • PastryGoddess

      Mee thinks someone(s) jealous of that coat…ahem

    • EEKstl

      They’re adorable.  Love her nails.

    • tallgirl1204

      Interesting, are huge glasses “back”?

    • guest2visits

      I immediately think of Love Story.. The Way We Were.. The Graduate.. it’s a scene from a 60s-70s movie reel.
      Even the dog has been cast.    I sense Anne Bancroft lurking around the corner.

      I love her coat, but I know she’s wearing that chambray shirt dress that I hate underneath, and those dull flats.

    • BrooklynBomber

      Not to mention the freaking adorable nerd eyeglasses.

      But “PEOPLE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK THIS CUTE ON A COFFEE-AND-DOGSHIT RUN.” is even cuter.

    • decormaven

      They’re happy, healthy, and nobody’s promo-ing a huge honking overpriced purse. Well-played, people. 

    • baxterbaby

      I assuage my envy of her ability to look this put together on a dog run by picturing her bridal veil headpiece.  And I am at peace.

      • http://profile.yahoo.com/55YPC3HCOPINXJVRKIQUO4VSFI Gordons

        No kidding.  What was with that?  Crop remorse, I get it; but there are some options for a pixie cut and that’s what she went with?  Bizarre.

        • baxterbaby

          It reminded me of the headpieces of the 1980′s, those frilly bands that went across the forehead.  Ick.

    • GorgeousThings

      I gotta ask: that second cup of coffee. Is she holding it for him, or for the dog?

    • j_anson

      She’s always had a bit of nerd cute going on, but that particular hair length is really upping her “adorable geek who’s strongly considering library school” quotient.

    • Scarlet39

      I think they both look adorable, but am puzzled by the choice of outerwear.  It was kind of on the warm side this morning.  I would have been in a flop sweat wearing a jacket that heavy

    • Jecca2244

      They look happy. like a regular couple in conversation. love it.

    • PrunellaV

      So “Barefoot In the Park.”

    • kimmeister

      I think that dog can’t help but be a bitch . . .

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

      You don’t HAVE to look cute-no photographers stalking you.  I’d say you have the better deal, un-put together or not.

    • Trisha26

      You should have taken your cats with you, TLo.

    • Zippypie

      I just snorted Coca Cola.  Not fun!  Considering I went on a cat food run this morning in an old sweatshirt and jeans, I can completely relate to your hate.  Him in a fucking sherpa is ridiculously hipster.  It wasn’t that cold out today!

    • kaycem

      i’m just mad he’s making her freeze her fingers off with the coffee while he keeps his toasty in his pockets.  the wintertime dichotomy of palm-burning-fingers-freezing that comes with carrying coffee in the open air is not cute.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/55YPC3HCOPINXJVRKIQUO4VSFI Gordons

      What is that on her sleeve?

    • lucasuk82

      God, I want his coat.  I’ve been trying to find a shearling coat at my price point and it has not been going well.  Also, hel-lo dog vagina. It’s whole new area of scroll down fug.

    • http://twitter.com/carnivaltenten Ten Ten

      “That dog is a stuck-up bitch. It’s the Zara Jolie-Pitt/Suri Cruise of dogs.”I am no longer living…LMAO!!!!!!

    • glennethph

      Yeah, this is so ‘we just stepped out to walk the dog and do coupley stuff.’

      This is the first time I’ve seen her husband — she really has a type.  This guy kinda looks like the con artist she was engaged to.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      You guys are hilarious and they are too cute.

    • ccm800

      i want his coat

    • http://twitter.com/suitcasegnome Meg P. W.

      Okay, Anne Hathaway has the same haircut and glasses that I do and is wearing an outfit that I would wear, head to toe. Even my husband was weirded out…

      Too bad I’m not as pretty as she is. :(

    • http://twitter.com/1tsplove sara

      Why can’t he carry his own coffee with his other hand? LOL