• http://twitter.com/nomerstoo Nomers

    with his shirt all buttoned up and that grin, he looks Amish

    • http://twitter.com/foodycatAlicia foodycatAlicia

       Exactly that. But at least his beard is trimmed. Kind of looks like he borrowed his older brother’s suit too.

    • Joseph Lamour

      The suit is so ill fitting it makes him look like he’s not in shape. 

  • http://twitter.com/AbbottRabbit AbbottRabbit

    Why is it I only find him hot when he’s being Theon and doing totally repellent and stupid things*? He leaves me cold in his civvies. 

    Also: YOUNG MAN! UNDO THAT TOP BUTTON OR PUT ON A SODDING TIE!

    * yes, yes, “so far” — I know.

    • Toto Maya

       Agreed, I found him hot during season 2 and kept thinking, WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME????

    • Jecca2244

       Totally agree. Way hotter on the show than IRL.

  • MarissaLG

    He’s phenomenal on GoT, but I can’t help thinking about “Alfie” by Lily Allen whenever he comes on. Makes me love him so much more. 

    • http://visceralresponse.com Dina dV

      And I picture him as the puppet in the video, too.

      • MilaXX

         He kinda looks like the puppet, no?

    • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

      And it’s extra funny if you think of Asha/Yara as Lily.

  • Trisha26

    Seeing a shirt buttoned up like that with no tie always gives me psycho killer.

    • http://twitter.com/crush_onyou crush on you

      qu’est que c’est? 

      (sorry, just couldn’t help it)

      • tereliz

        Bah ba ba bah, bah ba ba bah!

  • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

    Oh, Theon. What what what are you doing? Why is your shirt buttoned all the way up to the neck? Why are your pants way too big? Why does your jacket look like that? Why are you so pleased with yourself in spite of it? Why are Theon Greyjoy’s terrible life choices apparently spilling over into your clothing sense?

    • 3boysful

       I suspect the shirt is buttoned up because it’s not starched and pressed, and in an attempt to hold it together and make it suit the suit, as it were, he buttoned.  Sorry, Alfie, it’s not fooling anyone.

    • http://twitter.com/crush_onyou crush on you

      Yup. Looks like an ordinary guy’s attempt at dressing up at the last minute. I personally don’t dislike him like this, though. Must be the smile. I do like that smile.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Spodick/100000711112594 John Spodick

      Well thank God he still has all his fingers.

      • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

        Hah! For now, anyway…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1149383598 Jane Strain

    He’s cute.  The jacket looks a little large.  He looks a little smite.  I like that.

  • jilly_d

    Does not strike me as “hottie”. Though i havent yet seen his turn as Winterfell’s greatest twit, so I’ll reserve judgement for now.

  • SophiaPehawkins

    Jayson Werth cut his hair?

  • mmc2315

    There is little hotter than a man in a well-pressed, well-starched dress shirt, and this is not. it.

  • Sobaika

    Something about this suit makes him look stumpy, but I’d still hit it.

  • gabbilevy

    I’m sorry, does anyone else find this deliciously ironic that Theon Greyjoy is at the “Ultimate Women of the Year Awards”? (Alfie looks goofy.)

    • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

      I know, right? Such a hugely misogynistic character. Fortunately, it’s just a role.

  • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

    My visceral reaction was “Fucking Greyjoy!” Despise all your Greyjoys.

  • Araina23

    Yup, still want to punch Theon.  He’s a great actor.

  • Kate4queen

    I see young Michael Caine.

  • Sarah Thomas

    After Dance with Dragons, every time I see Theon I wince. 

    • http://eclectictsunami.blogspot.com/ Cassie

      Reek, Reek, it rhymes with OH GOD MY NIGHTMARES.

  • nannypoo

    This guy is a hottie?

  • Imasewsure

    Wait, who designated this guy, “a hottie?” … I’m not seeing it but I’m not a GofTh person either….

  • MilaXX

    He’s cute. The suit looks a tiny bit too baggy on him, but I give him points for putting forth some effort.

  • formerlyAnon

    He is reasonably well turned out, but he’s got that kind of pale that’s I’m-pink-if-there’s-a-single-corpuscle-present thing going on. Since I do as well, I don’t find it particularly attractive. Mama Nature must be convinced that I must be prevented from mating with brothers and/or close cousins and their children.

    • lizajane1776

       That’s why I don’t get the appeal of Mr. Ryan, besides his political leanings.

  • rloliveira

    Nothing fits.

  • http://twitter.com/marared Jaime

    I just can’t find him even remotely attractive, as Theon or otherwise.

  • PastryGoddess

    Proof that some people should not try to sprout a beard

  • unbornfawn

    Who is this amish guy?

  • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

    Not being a Game of Thrones watcher, I don’t know who he is. His eyes are striking. The rest? Eh. The suit is a rumpled, too-big, mess. 

  • Warrior89

    Eww.  He looks like a trailer park janitor.  (No disrespect to trailer parks or janitors.)

  • boweryboy

    Oh honey.  No.  The suit is ill fitting and makes him look broad and hippy.  The shirt looks cheap and the collar is lopsided.  The hair leaves me speechless.  I hate the fungal beard.  He should practice his smile in the mirror even though he’s mastered the “lock it down” facial expression for a step and repeat.  On the plus side, the shoes are nice.

    Sweetie you’re a cutie and a diamond in the rough. Hire yourself a stylist – fashion and hair – and start again. 

  • http://twitter.com/Alloyjane Alloy Jane

    So this is what happens to Children of the Corn…

  • Frank Li

    Ew.

  • Contralto

    creepy.

  • decormaven

    When someone in that pale of a complexion is wearing a dark suit, there needs to be some color- a tie and even a pocket square. I would appreciate a signet ring or a tie tack as well. His shoes are shined, but that’s about the only plus I see. 

  • jmw1122

    I don’t watch Game of Thrones so I only know him as Lily Allen’s brother, and there’s a definite family resemblance there. He looks a bit creepy to me.

  • bookish

    Oh man. This guy won’t escape his GoT for a loooong time. This is the first time I remember seeing a photo of him not in character, and my first reaction was, “Blech, Theon!”

  • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

    “She looks like a religious cult member on singles night at the compound.”  You, TLo, said this about Nikki Reed a few posts ago.  Change the gender of that sentence and it totally applies to Mr. Allen, too.

  • Janet B

    Thank you for shaving, Alfie.  Whose suit did you borrow?

  • kirkyo

    Looks like someone who lost 40 lbs but hasn’t adjusted their wardrobe.

  • http://profiles.google.com/anplica Anplica Fiore

    Just curious…is he Tim Curry’s love child? 

  • B_C_J

    The suit is lumpy and poorly fitted. If one closes a collar it is generally best to then add a tie or bow tie. His hair color is beautiful.

  • Hetha Innis

    He looks like one of the kids from Utah that come all the way out here to read the bible to me at my front door.

  • PhillipWilde

    Can’t he afford a tailor?  And a tie?