2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala Red Carpet

Posted on October 29, 2012

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown.

As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand, once we start accepting the big endorsements.

Hit it, Guccians!

 

Amber Heard

 That is a whole hell of a lot of neckline. It almost works, because the dress is so simple. Almost.

 

 

Amber Valetta

 K-Mart bedspread.

 

 

Amy Adams

 NOT YOUR COLOR. Still, it’s a sharp look.

 

 

Bella Heathcote

 Virgin, with an edge.

 

 

China Chow

 That’s pretty hot.

 

 

Chris Evans

 A disgrace to your genes.

 

 

Evan Rachel Wood

 Gorgeous. Don’t love the shoes.

 

 

Florence Welch

 It’s a bit too Beverly Sills, but at least it’s striking and colorful.

 

 

Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas

 She tries for edgy once again. And fails once again. She looks like some form of drag bird. He is, as always, bland as oatmeal.

 

 

Jane Fonda

Rocking the ladypants! The gloves are a step too far, but we kinda dig this. It’s nice to see her look stylish and comfortable rather than cinched into a skintight gown.

 

 

Jennifer Morrison in Reem Acra

 Girl, those cutouts are not your friends.

 

 

Jeremy Renner

 Credit for trying something different but he looks like he should be parking cars.

 

 

Kerry Washington

Girl, that’s not your color. Or collar, even.

 

 

Robert Pattinson

 We can smell him from here. And it ain’t pretty.

 

 

 

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

 Gorgeous. Shutting it the fuck down.

 

 

Salma Hayek

The dress is pretty, but the hair is tragic.

 

 

 
[Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Getty]

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