Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown.
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Hit it, Guccians!
That is a whole hell of a lot of neckline. It almost works, because the dress is so simple. Almost.
NOT YOUR COLOR. Still, it’s a sharp look.
Virgin, with an edge.
That’s pretty hot.
A disgrace to your genes.
Evan Rachel Wood
Gorgeous. Don’t love the shoes.
It’s a bit too Beverly Sills, but at least it’s striking and colorful.
Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas
She tries for edgy once again. And fails once again. She looks like some form of drag bird. He is, as always, bland as oatmeal.
Rocking the ladypants! The gloves are a step too far, but we kinda dig this. It’s nice to see her look stylish and comfortable rather than cinched into a skintight gown.
Jennifer Morrison in Reem Acra
Girl, those cutouts are not your friends.
Credit for trying something different but he looks like he should be parking cars.
Girl, that’s not your color. Or collar, even.
We can smell him from here. And it ain’t pretty.
Gorgeous. Shutting it the fuck down.
The dress is pretty, but the hair is tragic.
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