There’ve been a lot of “pretty girl” posts lately; light on the bitchery, heavy on the “doesn’t she look pretty” compliment-paying; partially because we’re busy as hell and it’s just easier and quicker to be nice, and partially because the ladystars really do seem to be on their best behavior lately.
It’s time we rectified that, don’t you think?
Vanessa Hudgens attends the premiere of ‘Spring Breakers’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in a Notte by Marchesa gown paired with a clutch and sandals by Jimmy Choo.
Jimmy Choo ‘Cayla’ Clutch
Jimmy Choo ‘Greta’ Sandal
Hi Vanessa. We hate your dress. We hate the color. We hate that you are dressed like you’re going to your prom in 1987 and you probably weren’t even a zygote back then. We hate your cheap-looking purse. We hate that you chose a Wonder Woman cuff when this is the wrong kind of dress for such a fierce thing. We hate your pinterest nails. We hate your car accident hair. And we hate that the bustline gives you witchy boobs.
Wow. That felt GREAT! We think our skin just cleared up!
[Photo Credit: Getty]