Darlings, it was Latin Ladies Night at the Alma Awards, where the ruffles ran free! Let’s assess.
America Ferrera in Carlos Miele
Kinda dreary-looking. Like an evening gown for a nun.
Ana Ortiz in Lela Rose
That’s one hell of an impact dress. Kinda dropped the ball on the hair, though.
Gorgeous. Fantastic color for her.
Shapeless and colorless. A space waitress dress.
Bella Thorne in Bibhu Mohapatra
Pretty, if a little standard. At least she’s dressing her age somewhat. Don’t like the boob ruffles.
Would’ve loved this with the skirt at cocktail length.
Chiquis Marin in Tadashi Shoji
Christina Hendricks got there first, but this dress and its variants are clearly a gift from God for the curvy gals.
It’s a chic look, but the color’s not right for her.
A bit much, sweetie.
Christina Aguilera in Michael Kors
Credit where it’s due: sure, this is pretty draggy, but we would expect no less from her. The important part is, it’s not several sizes too small on her and she’s not flashing 90% of her skin at us. Also, the hair’s a little aging. But we’ll take it. She looks like a diva, which is what Xtina should look like.
Geez, throw us a bone here, ladies. Somebody wear something ugly.
Eva Longoria in Monique Lhuillier
Well, it’s not ugly, but there’s definitely too much going on here. And her Miss America 1955-style posing is ridiculous.
Too dark and serious.
It’s a bit on the tacky side and the way the fabric gathers is hellaciously unflattering on her.
Killer dress. Awful shoes.
Pretty dress, but that’s not her color.
Way too washed out.
Great. Now our eyes are mad at us. Thanks a lot, Judith.
Enh. Give us a pop of color somewhere. And a belt. And hair that looks a little less Head Cheerleader.
Someone’s looking to FLAMENCO!
It’s okay, but it really needed some showier jewelry.
Pretty color, but a bit too much going on in that dress.
That bodice is kind of cool. We’d love this a lot more without the slits. Two slits to the thigh is never not a little tacky.
Believe it or not, we almost like this. It’s too much, but there’s something a little drag-fabulous about the look.
Pretty, but washed out.
Olga Segura in Hervé L. Leroux
Great color. Don’t love the neckline or hair.
Looks like she got her head stuck in a cotton candy machine.
Zoe Saldana in Gucci
Gorgeous dress. We go back and forth on the suitability of the color.
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