PR: Judging the Judges, Week 9

Posted on September 14, 2012

Hit it, attention hos.

 

Heidi Klum

There’s something wrong with a dress that makes Heidi Klum look hairy and flat-chested. Nothing else need be said

 

This Week’s Score: 2/5

Cumulative S10 Score: 3.329/5

 

 

Anya Ayoung-Chee

As Anya looks go, this is pretty chic and put together. That print is gorgeous. We don’t love the blousiness of the top, but everything else works really well. Love the ring, the necklace, and the shoes. We always felt that part of the reason the judges loved her so much is because she has such a definitive personal style.

 

This Week’s Score: 4.25/5

 

 

Mondo Guerra

That’s the most thigh this panel’s ever seen. And considering Heidi Klum has been sitting at the end of it for the last 8 years, that’s really saying something. We like everything north of the waist, but everything south of it is just a bit too much for our delicate eyes.

 

This Week’s Score: 3.5/5

 

Previous Guest Judge Scores:
Anna Sui: 4.5/5
Bonnie Brooks: 3/5
Alice Temperley: 5/5
Joanna Coles: 4.25/5
Rachel Roy: 4/5
Hayden Pannetiere: 4/5
Krysten Ritter: 4.25/5
Dylan Lauren: 4/5
Lauren Graham:4/5
Pat Field: 4/5

Nina Garcia in Stella McCartney

Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 2012 Collection

Oh shit, you guys. We just realized something. But first let’s get to Nina’s outfit. We no like. The top looks like one of those felt boards teachers use to spell things out for pre-schoolers. The pants need to stop. Because it’s clearly Hammertime. Worst of all, you guys… WORST OF ALL… we don’t like Nina Garcia’s shoes. Oh, what a cruel, cruel world! Nina honey, we loveya, but we cannot sign off on this one.

 

This Week’s Score: 3/5

Cumulative S10 Score: 4.222/5

 

And here’s what we just realized:

 

WINNER, WEEK FOUR: Anya Ayoung-Chee

You guys, please don’t kill us. We never meant for this to happen.

CUMULATIVE SCORE LEADER: Nina.

Hmmph. Well at least some things are still right in the world.


[Photo Credit: Barbara Nitke for myLifetime.com, style.com]

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