Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Glamour Magazine

Posted on September 18, 2012

Kittens, today we turn to the unlikely pages of Glamour in order to give you your Daily Dose of Boy. In this case, current It Boy Joseph Gordon-Levitt makes us angry and jealous by getting to wear a lot of nice clothes and looking fabulous while doing so. Kittens are encouraged to also get angry at the model, because she got to hang out with him and play house all day. Basically, we’re saying we should all treat this editorial like one big hate fuck.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is featured in the October 2012 issue of Glamour magazine, along with model Suzanne Diaz, styled by Anne Christensen and photographed by Nicholas Moore.



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    • Liana Brooks

      Well, color me irrationally jealous. She has cute clothes and a hot date. 

      • Jill_3

         And a pretty house. Bitch.

      • Sobaika

        She looks hilarious in the third picture down, so there’s that.

        • Scott Hester-Johnson

           Yes, hang your hat on that and it will all be better.

          •ía-Gavello/1253586868 Lucía Gavello

            I’m trying to fight the power of the adorable skirt and even more adorable Joe… ARRGH! Sorry, I can’t.

      • Fifi LaRoux

         I’m already photoshopping my head onto hers. Wait that’s not healthy… back to irrationally hating it is.

      • Christine

        Sounds pretty rational to me :)

      • Katie Wolf

        OMG, that picture of them on the couch! She is SO clearly saying “f-you bitches. He’s mine and I am loving how jealous you are!” It kind of makes me want to slap her a tiny bit, but also high-five her because she’s totally right. 😀

    • mkambui

       Le sigh.

    • lbl

      Did the stylist just pull outfits from personal style blogs for the model?

    • Karen Dickerson

      THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE, DAMMIT. Frolicking around in pretty clothes with JGL on my arm. Sigh. 

      • Jen Freeman

        I concur.  He is adorable. I want him to nuzzle my cheek like that while I wear great clothes and have perfect hair.

        • twocee

          I’d rather him nuzzle my cheek while I’m wearing sweatpants and have bed-head.  Now that’s true love :)

          • Winter_White

            Just JGL, looking that beautiful + the word nuzzle = ahhhh.

        • ballerinawithagun

          Yes nuzzling. I want to be 30 years younger so I don’t feel quite so nasty.

          • Heather

            Yeah, sadly, I’m only about 10 years older but would still feel like Mrs. Robinson with him.

            • formerlyAnon

              At only ten years older you seriously need to stifle that feeling. At least if the guy in question is out of his teens.

            • Heather

              I think it’s just because he looks so boyish.

      • AudreysMom

         and Hiddleston on the other arm. Double sigh.

        • Shannon Stewart

           Absolutely — I have such a hard time convincing people of the charm of Hiddleston.

          • formerlyAnon

            I’m sold. I’ll give you two J. Gorden-Levitts for one Hiddleston. Heck, I’ll throw in a Hemsworth and a carload of Ruffalos to sweeten the deal.

    • BazoDee

      That last picture is disgustingly awesome. The manage to make the photo look like a genuine intimate moment. Love the clothes and love JGL. 

      • Cassie

        I agree, that photo is beautiful. 


      • marlie

         There are a couple of photos there where JGL and the model seem to have really great chemistry! Good on both of them, AND the photographer. Bitches.

        • MajorBedhead

           Yeah, this. Fuckers look all romantic and shit, whined the girl who’s been single for far too long.

          • Amelia Logan

            I feel the same, I haven’t been single for too long… but I just changed from one set of sweat pants to another set of sweat pants. I feel like I’ll be single for a while…

    • Kristina Toma

      I really don’t think anything else could as concisely describe what I’m feeling as “Hate Fuck.” Thanks for the summation, guys. 

      Ugh, super jealous. Clothes, deliciously charming mans. This pretend woman has the life!

    • siriuslover

      Wow. just wow. What a great spread. I love that last shot, but they’re all fantastic. I have really enjoyed watching him mature as an actor and hope the best for him.

      • Pennymac

        He just keeps getting better with age.

    • newleaf1

      How cute is this?  Dream life – live in the city with JGL, do fun urban things, wear cute preppy-ish clothes.  I’ll take it.

    • Tatiana Luján

      I love that the clothes all look autumn – sensible, but still colourful and bright. Who said cold weather means depressing wardrobe?

    • antheapena

      he’s breathing her scent #torture@twitter-47730438:disqus 

    • cz_vee

      She looks like she’s gloating. I hate her. 

      He is delicious, especially on the couch. (And if you haven’t seen him sing R Kelly’s Ignition, you should go immediate on the youtube and do so.)

      • Jen Freeman

        thank you for that. 

      • Nonmercisansfacon

        Or him singing Natural woman or Bad romance! I swear when he started to sing in French, my French ovaries self-combusted.

    • Cousin_Rose


    • mmc2315

      What a flattering photo shoot!  I have a new crush!

      • MissAnnieRN

        I know!  WTH?  I know he’s all “IT Boy” right now, but I’ve never been able to see him as anybody other than the little kid from 3rd Rock From the Sun.  He has successfully gone from boy to Man in my mind with this one photo shoot.

        Also, what is wrong with me that I like her chunky burgundy tights?  They remind me of a school girl, in a good way.  Perhaps it’s living in the Northern Climes that makes me predisposed to practical leg wear with skirts?

        • bookish

          I also love and want those tights.

          • Heather

            I am very pro-tights. I live in a cold climate, and can rarely find dress pants that fit. With good tights I’ve been able to wear skirts almost all winter. Slipping into schoolgirl territory is a danger/concern, but as long as you do it right, you can keep things classy.

            • jabes

              “Sweater” tights have been widely available the last couple winters near me and I could not be more pleased about that.  Super thick & soft tights = skirts in Chicago in January!

        • mmc2315

          It’s because you have excellent taste!  The burgundy tights are fab!  I love them too, says the girl from Chicago.

    • marlie

      OMG he’s adorable! Definitely jealous of her right now. 

    • AudreysMom

      as fabulous as JGL is, it’s just a darned shame they couldn’t have matched him with a model who could return the boy’s ability to convey appropriate emotion.

    • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      …and I thought I adored him before. This makes me want to move to LA and become his stalker. Love this. 

    • Kerry McCombs

      “Basically, we’re saying we should all treat this editorial like one big hate fuck.”

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SNORT! Good God, but this boy is adorable.


    • Danielle


    • LLuL

      I love him. I hate her. 

      • StelledelMare

         I second this

    • aka Darth Mommy

      Seriously adorable all the way around.  He gives good face.

    • Jennifer Ford

      She has a little bit of Audrey going on which works great with the Old Hollywood good-guy leading man vibe he’s working.

      Okay, so, I’m a little jealous but the pix are pretty fabulous.

    • Melanie Suzanne

      The last two photos… unf. Sweet daydream fodder.

    • Scarlet39

      Cute pics, but still not enough to make me want to pick up a copy of this horrible magazine

      • Jacqueline Wessel

        Yes, that’s why we have Tom and Lorenzo…so we don’t have to buy Glamour anymore and we don’t have to search high and low for Vogue Korea.

        • tereliz

          LOL, this! I do still buy the occasional Glamour, but I have no idea where to even begin to find Korean Vogue. And some of my fave editorials come from that mag. Thanks again, TLo! 

    • EEKstl

      He’s adorable.

    • mshesterp

      When you see a photo shoot that good, it really makes you wonder why the rest of them suck so hard.

      LOVE it, love everything about it, and JGL continues to rank in the top 3 of celebs I would easily (and quickly) remove clothing for.  He is just so…charming.  Oh, that smile! That shape!  Those clothes! 

    • Gus Casals

      I love the fit of that suit in the first two pics. Scratch that, I love the fit of those PANTS.

    • SpcilK

      I love him! He is made for fashion and cute as hell. She’s alright, I guess!

    • jilly_d

      Ohmigawd. Skinny hipsters are so, so not my type, but damned if JGL doesn’t do it for me. That boy in those jeans on that couch……I’ll be in my bunk.

      • Sarah Veenstra

        YES. Lord, but that boy-man’s charisma cannot be denied. 

        ……and am I the only one thinking the model is curiously styled in the mode of Zooey Deschanel?

    • sk8tfan

      Not only do they both look fabulous, they look like they’re having a grand fun time. Damn them.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      he’s totally adorable, Glamour Mag not so much….

    • Nonmercisansfacon

      I’d really like to be on that couch with him. Or at the breakfast table reading the papers together. Bitch. That smile is just gloriously cute. 

    • MzzPants

      …except he’s A-freakin’-Dorable!

    • Jennifer Peters-Ahnberg

      Darling pictures!

    • Deitra S.

      I would hate fuck that into next Tuesday.

    • Patricia Gillett

      I love JGL. He could wear a barrel and I’d love him. But since he typically goes the extra mile and looks so dapper all the time, I have to upgrade that to love to “adore”

    • Kayceed

      Ooops. Is it bad that the first thing I noticed was that spectacular red cape?

    • Gotham Tomato

      That is a very fun spread in a photographic style that’s almost a throwback to the 70’s. LOVE!


    • MilaXX

      I wish I could hate but they both looks all kinds of adorable here. BTW he was on Letterman looking quite dapper last night except the darn suit was velvet! I know it’s September, but come on’! Most of us are still wearing shorts.

      • Jessica TallGirl Freeman

        …I saw that too. 

      • lalagigi

        I know, I saw it too, but wasn’t that suit gorgeous!?

        • MilaXX

          It was really beautiful, he just needed to wait a month or 2 to wear it.

    • Victoria Sharoyan

      That maroon suit on him is divine.

      • Winter_White

        Never before have I truly appreciated a maroon suit on a man!

    • Nancer

      He is too freakin’ cute. Love him!

    • Claudia

      The glaring difference between actor and model – he is GLOWING and she is just showing.  I don’t know if that’s what I really mean, but its how I felt and no one should turn down an instinctive rhyme.

    • kschwarting

      I feel like there’s more story in that editorial than the average Glamour spread.  Something about that second photo particularly makes me smile…although it might just be that I really want her peacoat and mini, not to mention the long legs to make the mini look good.

    • sweetlilvoice

      God he is attractive and talented. Loved him in 50/50 and Batman.

      • Winter_White

        I loved him in The Lookout.  He’s beautiful and so vulnerable you want to hug him.

    • BuffaloBarbara

      I must buy whatever they’re advertising!  Must. Be. This. Woman…

      If I can only afford one piece, it would be the boy it would be the blue coat.  So gorgeous boys on park benches will smile at me and grab my hand.

    • Rand Ortega

      They’re unbelievably adorable. This is a fantastic editorial. The clothes,the styling, the settings, the compositions– pitch perfect. It reminds me of Audrey & Peter O’Toole in “How To Steal A Million”, where they run around Paris looking impossibly chic while doing absolutely nothing (besides looking gorgeous).

      • Jaeda Laurez

        I LOVE that movie!!! “Why don’t you give Givenchy a night off??”

        • Rand Ortega

           LOL! Me, too!  Aren’t her clothes 2 DIE?!!! Those suits (the white suit w/ the matching jockey hat & giant sunglasses) & that lace # w/ the lace mask she wears meeting O’Toole at the Ritz? OMG!

    • Pants_are_a_must

      JGL has been my hate fuck for a while now. Thanks for confirming it and sealing in FUCKING STONE, Glamour. Fml.

    • skadi1

      He just has the best face.

    • Lisa Dugan

      This is the sweetest set of pictures.  Especially the last two. He is just too cute.  

    • Wellworn

      The pictures are adorable, and he is so cute.  I just looked up his age and he was born the year I graduated from college.  Damn I’m old.  Let me join the hate party.

    • janetjb

      Well done Nicholas Moore, those two are so adorable together I can barely see straight.

    • librarygrrl64

      My age-inappropriate lust for him continues.

      • 10100111001

        hes over 18 you wont be doin any time.

        • librarygrrl64

          Oh, I know. But just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s age-appropriate. 😉

          • 10100111001

            ms. robinson

            • librarygrrl64


            • 10100111001

              what ms. robinson was hot. 😛

            • Rand Ortega

               Much hotter than bland, conventional Elaine, IMHO.

      • Pamela

        I know whatcher sayin’……though I think he would be a better match for Emma Stone than Mr. Garfield.

        • librarygrrl64

          Yeah, Garfield does nothing for me in the pants-moving department. Too waifish.

          • write_light

            When he talks, though.., <3-<3

    • TheLaurenJean

      Going to cut out the models head and replace it with my own, and then I will totally love this article.

      • poggi

        Great idea. Someone needs to make an app that does that so I can be nuzzling Joseph Gordon-Levitt over the morning paper, watching the Olympics ith Prince William or walking the red Capet with Jon Hamm instantly.

        • Marie Ee

          this is possibly going to make you a lot of money if it materializes.

    • mjude

      i did a doubletake to make sure that wasnt me!  LOL

    • littlemissstrange

      *shakes head* He’s just too fucking adorable.

    • Rand Ortega

      He’s far too brilliant to do a conventional RomCom, but I’d sure like to see him do another film like “500 days of Summer”. Only happier. Maybe he’ll write 1 someday.

    • leftcoastpickle

      My ghost is writing this, I am dead from jealousy.

    • yybb

      Want everything she is wearing. She can keep the pink skirt. I’m too old for it.

    • you’renotmysupervisor!!

      Holy Chemistry Batman!

      Tommy Solomon done grew up good.

    • Sandra Oh

      That’s one handsome couple.

    • Vivi N

      I want to hump Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

      The end.

    • poggi

      He’s great in this. The model comes off a little posey, but he seems so natural and adorable.

    • Rebecca


    • Tatiana Luján

      The third picture looks as if she were about to turn around and kiss him.

    • Jenna621

      I swoon for him.  Is it bad that I’m married (happily, no less) but pictured myself in her place in almost every photo, just to see what it might feel like to be with him?

      • formerlyAnon

        The expression “married, not dead” comes to mind.

    • Jessica Pippin

      Those last two photos. SO. EFFING. JEALOUS. 

    • bitterk

      He’s a cutie but this is borrring

    • Lisa

      I don’t get all swoony over him, but I do find him adorable, and this whole photo spread is cute as a button!

    • frankystein123

      These two have amazing chemistry together, and great editorial as well.

    • Lisa Kramp

      Hate fuck. You two never fail to amuse me.

    • Zaftiguana

      This is so adorable I could barf (in a good way!).

    • formerlyAnon

      This editorial bugs me because it looks so old fashioned. After much thought I realize this is mostly because her hair and her ectomorphishly long, lean limbs and tiny wrists (possibly aided by some of the clothing) are giving me flashbacks to early 70s editorials. That and all the nuzzly smilingness which would be really cute if they actually knew each other.

    • quiltrx

      He’s so cute I can’t even stand it!  And I’m starting to get over my guilty feelings about stealing him from his cradle.  I’d gladly be his cougar, though I’m distinctly un-cougarish. :)

    • PhillipWilde

      No diners, deserts, or classic cars for Mr. JGL.  One of the many reasons he is my future husband.

    • redgauntlet

      I don’t know why but somehow he reminds me of a 70s Rock Hudson. Perhaps it’s the haircut and the sideburns. Great photos thoguh.

    • Steph Foster

      Are we still pretending he’s straight?

    • RzYoung

      Dam I love him, he can really wear a suit. I love autumn, i wish i could go to New York

    • AlinaValero

      i want to live in this.

    • amf0001

      and it’s shot in my hood – that’s outside Duane Park and Staples St in downtown Manhattan – Tribeca to be precise

    • Dot

      These photos are wonderful! They just exude warmth and intimacy. Very natural.

    • oohsparkley!

      Yup! I’m jealous. Nuzzle my neck why don’t ya?

    • jimmack

      This guy is everywhere at the moment…and I am not going to complain. Oh, there is a girl in the photos, too? I didn’t knowtice. Sorry.

    • DominoEstella

      I bet that models feet are bigger than his… gross.

    • turtleemily

      It’s very Let’s Keep Photographing Them In Ways To Hide That She’s Taller.

    • ccm800

      Damn he’s a handsome kid. He’s got Paul Newman’s jawline.