Oh Miss Amy. We just don’t get it.
Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ in NYC in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Irit Design jewelry.
Why, honey? Why hide your light under a bushel? Or in your case, a series of frumpy frocks? Of your recent looks featured here on the site, we’d say this one is our favorite just because it’s at least somewhat interesting, but even then we can’t wholeheartedly endorse it. First, it does nothing for your coloring. Second, it does nothing for your shape.
Look, we’re not saying you should go out and vamp things up like Lea Michele. We’re not saying you should vamp things up at all, since it’s clearly not your thing. But sometimes we think you’ve fallen into the trap of thinking that avoiding dressing in an overtly sexy or showy manner means you’re stuck dressing older and far more seriously than you need to.
In other words, sweetie no one’s going to think you’re a slut or a shitty actress if they see your knees.
We will say that the hair and makeup are very pretty. But some statement jewelry would have been nice. A dress with a little more color and a little less skirt would also be nice. And it’s time to retire the Serious Pumps for a while, girl. Strap on some sandals and color! It won’t reduce your chances for an Oscar, we promise.
Are we being too hard on the poor girl?
IN! Yes, you bitches!
OUT! No, you lovely, lovely men!
Rachel McAdams’ industrial accident of a dress was roundly and soundly voted OUT.
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