Tika Sumpter in Bill Blass

Posted on August 16, 2012

Tika Sumpter, welcome to your first appearance here at T Lo Nasty Bitches, LLC! We’ll keep our critiques brief and simple. You didn’t think there wouldn’t be any, did you? Oh, HONEY. Come now.

Don’t be scared! You know how, at the doctor’s office, just before a needle, they tell you, “You’ll feel a little prick?” Well it’s like that, except you’ll feel two of them this time.

Tika Sumpter attends The Cinema Society with Circa and Alice & Olivia screening of “Sparkle” in New York City in a Bill Blass gown.

Bill Blass Fall 2012 Collection

Tika: Everything is too long. You look like you’re melting. You wanna wear the glittery, gold, granny panty gown? You go right ahead. But only if you don’t wind up standing in a puddle of fabric. Also: your basset hound hair is freaking us out. Darling, why on earth would you pick a glittery, gold, granny panty gown and then cover it up with massive extensions? Flip those things over your shoulders so we can get a look at you, girl.

There. That wasn’t so bad, was it?

 

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