The ‘Bachelorette’ Premiere Red Carpet

Posted on August 24, 2012

Darlings, we checked in on Miss Kiki, so now let’s look at everyone else who showed up for the premiere of this stunningly obvious Bridesmaids rip-off!

 

Adam Scott

 Nicely done. Love the hair.

Ali Larter

WOW. Someone wants attention tonight! It’s got a kind of fabulous ’40s Hollywood feel to it. Like something Joan Crawford would wear to a pool party with a big white hat.

She should have worn a big white hat.

 

Isla Fisher in Reem Acra

We scrolled down, holding our breath, hoping against hope that she’d at least pick an interesting shoe to go with this seen-a-hundred-times dress.

Dammit.

 

James Marsden

 You’re coasting on cute, buddy. Put some effort in next time.

 

Lizzy Caplan in Dolce&Gabanna

 Hair and makeup are pretty; love the shoes, and she can work that off-white nicely. But the hem length is odd.

 

Rebel Wilson in Tadashi Shoji

We think the necklace might be a bit much and we think we’d like the shoes better if they weren’t a metallic gold, but that’s a cute dress on her.

She needs a hair and makeup consult.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty]

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  • vidacelina

    this movie isn’t a rip-off of bridesmaids, it was an off-broadway play that came out years ago.

    • http://twitter.com/GuidosDaddy Jason M. Galloway

       watched on PPV the other night-it’s DREADFUL!

      • JimMcC

         DISAGREE! I loved it!

  • http://www.lippsisters.com/ Deborah Lipp

    Ali Larter looks great, but she makes my monitor vibrate when I scroll.

    Someone needs to tell Rebel Wilson how to hold a clutch. It looks like a cudgel the way she’s holding it. I’m afraid.

    • call_me_schmeg

      if i’m not mistaken, that *might* be one of the mcqueen skull clutches with the awesome brass knuckle-esqe rings at the top. they look killer, but i’ve wondered if they’d make you hold the clutch weird. 

      • http://twitter.com/Wint3rhart Winterhart

         I think you may be right.  … love those clutches.

  • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

    And once again, Tadashi Shoji dresses the not-stick-figure-size gal fabulously.

    Had no idea who Rebel Wilson was, but I love that she has siblings named Liberty, Ryot, and Annachi.

    • PinkLemon

       She’s HILARIOUS. Her tweets are genius.

  • bailey debruynkops

    THIS MOVIE IS NOT A BRIDESMAIDS RIPOFF. its completely different and equally hilarious if not moreso. It appeals to a smaller demographic which makes it almost better.

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      We must have seen two completely different movies then – I thought the movie was uneven at best and that pretty much every character except Isla Fisher’s was vile.

      • bailey debruynkops

        do all characters in movies have to be fake waspy saints? it was realistic, unforgiving, and certainly not a cliche’.

    • Allyson Wells

      I thought this movie was awful… not even close to as funny as bridesmaids. I don’t think I laughed out loud one time. All the  characters were incredibly unlikable.

      • bailey debruynkops

        are you over 40?

  • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

    Is James Marsden showing off his watch? I’m not very familiar with his work, but he just moved into the territory of douchebaggery.

    • BeeBeauNYC

       I agree with you! I’m hoping he was just adjusting his sleeves when the photo was taken? Please let that be the case? As far as his work goes, he did an okay but not amazing job playing Liz Lemon’s boyfriend this past season on “30 Rock” and has been in some X-men gigs.

      • http://twitter.com/algaechick algaechick

        At first I thought he might be adjusting his sleeves, but his left arm and hand look decidedly posed to me.

      • Verascity

        He’s a pretty consistently working actor, actually. He was also in Hairspray and Enchanted, the US Death at a Funeral, a lot of other movies. He does like three or four projects a year.

        • drdirection

          He was in a kids movie called Hop.  My kids like to watch it, I’d rather poke my eye out with a fork.  Marsden is a cutey though 

        • fursa_saida

          I really liked him in both Hairspray and Enchanted, and therefore am generally willing to give him the benefit of the doubt until he does something really douchey. 

    • Jacqueline Wessel

      Maybe it’s a free watch and he’s required to make sure it’s photographed

      • ZnSD

         *ding ding* we have a winner

  • Matt Bailer

    I can’t believe this is the first time anywhere that I’ve ever seen a comment about Adam Scott’s hair. He might have the best male hair in Hollywood.  Love it.

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      Adam Scott is the best male in Hollywood.

      • ZnSD

         really? gosh I think he’s like wonderbread in a glass of lukewarm milk. what am I missing?

        • http://twitter.com/pointlesswords jayme

          His work on Parks and Recreation.

        • Allyson Wells

          Parks & Rec. and Stepbrothers – he’s so funny!

        • lovelyivy

           I liked him a lot in Party Down.

          • mountainFashionista

             Best show I’ve seen in a long time (RIP)! 

            Lizzy Caplan is a joy to watch on it as well.

        • http://www.facebook.com/katiewolf2002 Katie Wolf

           Everything already mentioned, as well as his guest spot on Eastbound and Down; it’s a MUST see!

  • janetjb

    If you are going to show your midriff, then go all the way.  Love Ali’s outfit.

    • kschwarting

      I’d like to say if I had her abs that I’d do the same thing, but the reality is that I’d totally chicken out.  The abs are even more impressive considering that she had a baby relatively recently (why, oh why, do I know these things?).

  • shirab

    Lizzy Caplan’s shoes are indeed cute but they are not meant for her feet. She clearly needed something wider and shorter. 

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

      YES! They look about 3 sizes too big, though her toes are weirdly hanging off the sides.

  • gabbilevy

    Why is James “Coasting on Cute” Marsden showing us the time?

    • kschwarting

      I am presuming that he has been given an expensive watch that he is contractually obligated to show off on the red carpet.

  • mjude

    i am way out of the loop on this one.  didnt know this is a new movie & only know who ali is.  BARTENDER!

  • Sobaika

    Lizzy Caplan’s hair makes her look crazed.

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      She always looks crazed. I think it’s a combination of the hair and the eyes. 

  • Spicytomato1

    I thought Ali Larter was January Jones at first. The I remembered that JanJo’s hair is red now. I also don’t think she’d show off her abs like that.

  • AngelaGreen

    I feel like I’m in an alternate world, because I adore Adam Scott and I think he looks dreadful and bored.

  • http://twitter.com/cornekopia Shawn EH

    James can “coast” right over here any time he wants! I mean Criss!

  • http://twitter.com/bredalot Bridget Smith

    Love Adam Scott’s suit. That’s a spectacular shade of grey, perfect for him, and I love the little red buttons.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BMEASIKJSVE6YP3DE2VLJA5CUU JulieJ

      The suit looks good.  But tweed in August?  I am not sure I can fully condone that.

  • MK03

    Meh. The Tadashi Shoji is doing nothing for me. I’m not a fan of those “form-fitting with inexplicable fullness at the hem” dresses.

  • LesYeuxHiboux

    Are we looking at the same Lizzie Caplan?

  • MissAnnieRN

    I don’t know who Rebel Wilson is, but I assume she is someone kinda famous.  Yet she has bank teller hair and make-up.  Needs a gay in life desperately. 

    • MilaXX

       Aussie comic. She is awesome and funny.

  • ShivaDiva

    A bunch of skinny starlets surrounded by floating Fatburger logos.  There’s a joke in there somewhere.

    • http://twitter.com/arodenha Alli

      Even better, the movie has a subplot about bulimia. The jokes are practically writing themselves.

      • ShivaDiva

        Oh, this is for a movie?  I totally missed that.  I was wondering how they got so many stars to care about that crappy reality show.   

        I’ll go back under my rock now. 

  • Trisha26

    Not getting James Marsden at all. The worst he’s ever looked. And poor Rebel Wilson. Is she being forced to do something she thinks is expected? Maybe it’s just a bad photo but she needs to relax & be hilarious herself – this is simply painful.

  • butter nut

    omg poor rebel.  i love her, but those pointy shoes make her look like a garden gnome.  no more pointy shoes, girl!  also, miss torso needs to take that shit off & give it to rhianna.

  • Judy_J

    I love that black and white number Ali Larter is sporting. Totally Joan Crawford. And it fits her beautifully.

  • MilaXX

    Love Adam, wish Ali had worn a white turban with this look.
    Funny thing, I just posted how designer Tadashi Shoji does very pretty dresses for the plus sized gal. This is a cute dress that she accessorized with the wrong shoe and necklace, but cute nonetheless.

    • GillianHolroyd

      Turban! the open kind, like on PR last week.

  • quiltrx

    I don’t know which is cuter, Adam Scott’s hair or the red buttons on his jacket!

  • ZnSD

    I LOVE Isla but that lipstick color is vile on her.

  • http://twitter.com/siao siao

    Adam Scott’s entire look is perfection. I’m a girl and I kind of want to be rocking that outfit. Or rocking him, I’m not fussy.

  • http://twitter.com/geekheat richard edmond bell

    rebel looks like she had a free “make-over” at the mall!

  • frankystein123

    Wow, Ms. Larter, we haven’t seen you in awhile. You look great.

  • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

    That’s an awkward camera angle, isn’t it? Or is it just my screen?

  • Pants_are_a_must

    Wow, that’s the first time I’ve see Marsden with grey hair. Very much at odds with the rest of his outfit, which is screaming “MANCHILD!!!1″

    Rebel Wilson’s booms need to go away pronto.

  • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

    Rebel needed a more vee neck than a straight across neck – it cuts her head off and makes it look like it’s floating.  I also think darker and richer hair would be a much better choice for her, but man, look at her beautiful smile.  It’s just dazzling and that goes a long way, no matter how much that necklace is not correct or no matter what kind of neckline she has.  I want to get to know her because of that smile.   Also, I want that 1940′s outfit, but know I will never be able to wear it.  But I still want it.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F73LIJ3SJGI5AJQMXMWXCKILHI Pamela

    James Marsden is SO freakin’ hot but not diggin’ the shorn locks.  He’s TOO cute as Liz Lemon’s boyfriend on “30 Rock”.