Leave your passports at home, darlings! We’re dashing off to exotic ASTORIA tonight!
Cienna Ultralounge, Astoria, Queens, NY
International intrigue, Queens-style, bitches!
Guest judges Rachael Roy and Hayden Panettiere, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum from the fourth challenge of Project Runway season 10.
Oh please. Hayden has proven over and over again that she can’t even dress herself. Like anyone’s going to care what she has to say tonight. In fact, we propose that if she says “I would totally wear that!” about anyone’s outfit, that person should be immediately eliminated without so much as an Auf Wiedersehen.
DRAMA! TEARS! PUSSIES WHO NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRIED OUT FOR THE SHOW!
We’re far more excited that we got a new PR Toon from old T Lo friend, Alex! Out of the blue, he emailed us yesterday with the following strip and the words, “I haven’t watched a season in 3 years. Did I come close?”
Actually, yes. You did come close, Alex. You’d only need to change a gender or race here and there and you pretty much have this year’s cast. And last year’s. And the year before that.
On the other hand, Tom clearly needs to make a trip to Brooklyn to visit Alex, because he seems to think that Tom is much more chiseled and gaunt than he actually is. Lorenzo drawn like a Peanuts character? That’s just fucking genius. We want a strip of him screaming at Lucy and calling her a bitch. She’ll never even think of trying that football trick on anyone again.
In other news, we won’t be watching along with you tonight, kittens because we’ll be on the Derek and Romaine show on Sirius OutQ 108 starting at 7p eastern (which is why this post is going up a little early). All Precious Unborn Fawns are invited, nay, directed, to call in (866-305-6887) and chat all things Project Runway or T Lo-related.
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