Darlings, it was the Instyle Summer Soiree! No, we’ve never heard of it, either! Let’s judge.
Adorable. But those look like Mommy’s shoes.
SUPER-cute dress; dull shoes.
Fly your beige freak flag if that’s your thing, but platform shoes with an ankle-length skirt is an abomination unto the LORD.
It’s like her skirt is slowly creeping up her body in a desperate attempt to expose her cooch.
Christa B. Allen
All the credit in the world for wearing something unusual on the RC, but honey, you’ve gotta commit to it. You don’t strap on a crazy dress and then finish it off with neutral shoes, dear.
It seems a lot of the ladies opted for simple, one-color party dresses. A little boring, but less likely for mistakes to occur. This looks cute.
Just left the office to meet everyone for Happy Hour.
Emilie De Ravin
What the HELL? What happened to her? Miss, we’re going to have to ask you to say the following out loud to determine your identity:
“Moy BY-BY! They took MOY BY-BY!”
Christ, she looks like a mental patient, and not in that totally adorable way when she was carting a squirrel carcass around the jungle.
Seems like a lot of dress for the event, but it looks good. We just hate the shoes and wish she hadn’t matched the clutch to the dress. Also, the pinhead. She loves this hairstyle but it doesn’t love her back.
James Van Der Beek
Okay, we’re putting these two together because we’ve recently learned something ourselves and we’re passing it on to you. Guys, if you are going to wear a white dress shirt – ESPECIALLY if you are going to wear it sans tie or sans jacket – you can’t just throw on any old white button-down. These two shirts clearly required an undershirt and should be worn with a jacket. And if it’s too hot and you don’t want to wear an undershirt, then wear a cotton button-down that doesn’t go see-through under camera lights. In short: if you’re going to wear a white dress shirt without a tie or jacket, then you need to make sure it’s slightly thicker than the average dress shirt. It ensures that we won’t see your nipples and that the placket and collar will stand up without a tie holding them in place.
Also, sporting a pocket square with an untucked shirt looks ridiculous.
Cute smile, though.
Preacher’s wife at the church picnic.
Cute! Hate the bag, though.
Enh. Hate the blousey, droopy top. And the clutch doesn’t match the dress but she clearly thought it did.
The hem’s too long, but it looks good otherwise.
REALLY cute dress. What the fuck with the matchy pillbox clutches? ENOUGH.
Looks a little dreary, to be honest.
Okay, we hate the weird shit on her upper arms, but that’s a killer dress.
We will dance a little jig when high-waisted, flared minis go out of style. The proportions always look awful to us; like toddlers with freakishly long legs.
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