Robert Pattinson has stopped crying and cutting himself long enough to get dressed and shuffle his way back out into the spotlight. Let’s all take a moment and salute his bravery and fortitude.
Okay, moment’s up.
Robert Pattinson attends the ‘Cosmopolis’ premiere in New York City in a Gucci suit.
That opening was perfect for a segue into ripping him to shreds, but we actually like the look here. It’s a perfect summer suit and it fits him perfectly. We think pairing it with a darker shirt and a black tie was not the best of ideas, but that’s a matter of taste. To us, a suit like this screams for a crisp white shirt and brightly colored tie. What makes this look personally endearing to us is the white hair clinging to his lapel, we don’t know what kind of creature that came from, but as stylish dudes who own a white cat, we sympathize, brother.
But Hollywood Boys, we have to tell you: you are put on notice. We will denounce your neckbeards until you crumble to the floor, weeping and pleading with us to stop. We will DESTROY your neckbeards as if we were Victoria Grayson and your neckbeard is a servant with an attitude problem.
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