Rimes & Cibrian in Malibu

Posted on August 30, 2012

At the risk of never receiving a dinner party invite to the Cibrian-Rimes home, we just have to say…

LeAnn Rimes and husband Eddie Cibrian out and about in Malibu, California.

Isabel Marant Jacob Fringed Suede and Leather Wedge Boots

These two are the very picture of douchiness together, are they not? The waves of delusional celebrity self-importance are just emanating off them. And it’s so very rare to sight the elusive she-douche in the wild with her more easily spotted mate. We feel we should all stop to appreciate the beauty and awesomeness of nature as they perform their elaborate courting ritual and plumage display.

And also to point and laugh at her pube booties.

 

[Photo Credit: WENN, net-a-porter.com]

    • call_me_schmeg

      this sight is bringing my breakfast creeping back up my throat. 

    • shopgirl716

      She just checked in to rehab for “stress and anxiety”.  Maybe that explains the boots?

      • TheOriginalLulu

        Good call.

    • Vickiefantastico

      Ya’ll literally just made me snort. So spot on!

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      And I am Just Waiting for the inevitable moment, when that drapey knitted skirt gets tangled up in the fringe of her boots. Cause you KNOW its gonna happen.

    • In_Stitches

      She’s not wearing a bra, is she.   And for someone so into themselves and their image, you’d think he’d have more flattering jeans.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/SETXKRMBFXHDOXOZ4FZ5LTIT4Q Elizabeth

      Ack!

    • Sobaika

      I heard she just checked into a mental health facility. Poor taste, no?

      • kschwarting

        I’m definitely not a fan, and while I generally agree with TLo on their assessment, I’m inclined to agree.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        We would have to say no. A vague announcement about taking time off to “check out emotionally” at an unnamed facility and “learn coping skills” so she can be “the best 30-year-old woman I can be”  doesn’t sound like anything more than typical celebrity attention-seeking, where extended spa stays require press releases.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_UCLO5V2YD36T7QMPKOC7YXPOFU Erica

          Huh.  I hadn’t thought of that.  I’ve always assumed those sorts of press releases are put out when someone is entering either rehab or a mental health facility and doesn’t want to fess up to it.  Either way, she looks messed up.  She used to me a really cute girl with a very nice voice.

          • Beardslee

             Yes, I agree, she looks awful, really beat up and old before her time.  Disturbing.  I don’t follow her but I too remember her as a pretty young thing and I would not have known her by these photos.

        • Sobaika

          Hmm, to me it sounds more like excuses to cover up a more serious problem, like an eating disorder or depression. I feel like most celebs cite “exhaustion and dehydration” before they rehab and it always rings false, this did to me too.

          For all I know this could just be another one of her shenanigans, but it seemed like awkward timing.

          • call_me_schmeg

            i’m usually exhausted and dehydrated after i’ve been partying my ass off, too. 

          • carpediva

            Trying to hang onto a man you stole from someone else, in part by constantly monitoring, changing and updating your appearance to look more like the chick you stole him from… well, I’m guessing that IS exhausting.

          • http://profiles.google.com/ameliaheartsu Amelia Logan

            Well considering she doesn’t have a job I don’t know what she’s exhausted about.

        • Wellworn

          In Los Angeles, there are about 2 million different out patient venues for checking out emotions and learning coping skills and being the best 30 year old woman etc.  If she’s going public with this and in-patient, it has to be more serious than just typical celeb attention seeking.  Don’t worry about it though, we will find out the real reason in a couple of years, when she’s doing the press circuit on the book she will write about it.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

         Didn’t TLo’s post come out before the rehab announcement? Unfortunate timing, perhaps.

        Also, they said absolutely nothing about her visit to rehab in this post; it’s just talking about her clothes without any comment to her mental health or state of mind (other than she’s a douchette).

        • Sobaika

          I don’t know when they posted it, but I heard about her before seeing this post, and TLo is usually one of my first stops on the procrastination train.

          I don’t think they said anything wrong at all. But it does give way to a slew of comments of her being unhealthy/deranged/plastic surgery/cheating whore/etc. It just amounts to poor timing, no more.

          • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

             Maybe I need better “news” sources, since I didn’t hear about her trip to rehab until much later. :P

            I do think that it’s never OK to make light of someone’s mental health state. I’m all for bashing her clothes (and really… those BOOTS), but that’s as far as I generally would go.

            • http://twitter.com/pointlesswords jayme

              Uh, if the news sites you’re frequenting don’t tell you about LeAnn Rimes, they sound perfectly adequate.

      • SassieCassy

        Yeah I think its poor taste too. But I always rag on Lindsay Lohan for being a hilarious mess so IDK where the line is drawn. 

        Perhaps jst not the exact day of someones rehab announcement.

    • Tamara Hogan

      She looks very unhealthy to me. 

      • 3boysful

         And kind of like a late-forty-something who’s had bad plastic surgery.  And isn’t she younger than that?

        • Chickadeep

          She’s only *thirty*…it just seems like she’s older because she’s been around for a long time (had her first hit in her early teens). But I agree, she has that stretched-thin, Inca Mummy look of a fortysomething who’s had too much plastic surgery.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

            Inca Mummy! Hahahahaha love it.

      • Wendi126

        Anytime I see her I think her face belongs on a 40 year old who has been drinking and smoking for 25 years.

    • http://twitter.com/ILikeShiny Cindi Williams

      Yup. I can smell the vinegar from here.

    • TerryMH

      I agree they look douchy but I really like everything she’s wearing including the pube boots (I love Isabel Marant so that may explain that).  Okay she overdid it with the accessories. But still, I tend to think its not so much the outfits that make her douchy but the fried over-processed hair and obvious mugging for the camera. 

      • Lizzyisi

         I don’t like the booties and I think her hair is horrible, but I agree that the outfit is very chic casual SoCal.

      • http://beautyforrealgirls.blogspot.com/ accidental housewife

         I also like everything she’s wearing, but she, herself, looks a terrible mess, and not in a way I can point and laugh. Well, OK, I’ll point and laugh at her hair. I’ve had my hair that bleached out and it never looked that bad. But she looks like she’s going to collapse from… whatever the hell it is she’s been doing to herself. I’ve never paid much attention to her, but I do recall hearing her sing a few times, and I was awestruck by her talent. Seeing her looking so obviously, and terribly, unhealthy makes me sad.

    • ojosazules

      Point and laugh away. 

    • MoHub

      Those same boots over a pair of skinny jeans might not be so bad, but that skirt is tragic.

    • Addicted2Glamour

      “She-douche” is officially my favourite word of the week.

      • AudreysMom

         and the expanded, “to sight the elusive she-douche in the wild with her more easily spotted mate” is my favorite phrase of the week.

    • teensmom99

      Perfect example of why you need someone else’s opinion when you shop–I liked the Isabel Marant boots–but once you pointed out the pubey-ness, I realize that they are a mistake.  Thank you for the public service you are providing.

    • lehen

      oh man she is the WORST.  its really a feat to have been around so long and still be seen as heidi montag’s equivalent.

    • Czarina5 Czarina5

      “Pube booties”  TLo — you’re the best

    • lilibetp

      Gee.  Wonder why she’s stressed and anxious?

    • Anathema_Device

      This is why you guys are my pretend gay best friends.

    • http://twitter.com/stellaphone Stella Zawistowski

      The only reason those two need to exist is for posts like this one.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2B6U4UNVYIV5DLEG6Z24ALYOC4 Dan Alexander

      That hair and makeup make her look so old. Isn’t she like late 20’s or early 30’s? She looks 45 years old! Poor think, bless her heart! I hope she gets the treatment she needs.

      • l_c_ann

        It was announced this morning that she had entered a center for treatment of depression.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      Her delusion is her drug, as is her douchey hubby.  I get stank face every time they appear on my screen. 

    • CPK1

      they are pretty dreadful in their media-whoring I have to say

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/PZJXF5ET5W5PMUIIGTTNOKHVSY Ka T

      Most celebs smile & tolerate the inevitable 
      paparazzi invasion.  This is one couple that actually poses for them.  And how.  How sad.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      how long before she changed into a bikini for her daily self photo shoot??

    • afabulous50

      Her hair does nothing for her.  She has a very wide face, wide mouth and eyes.  She needs a different “do.”  I know most people despise her because of the hubby stealing, but she’s got a kick-ass set of pipes that I wish she’d use more often.  One of her songs reminds me of my Dad – so that brings me some comfort.

      • AuntHo

         Her look is so gross right now, but I wish people would get off the tired old “hubby-stealing” saw. Dude left his wife for another woman; happens ALL THE TIME; he is responsible for his own damn vows. I think she’s talented and beautiful, and I don’t hold it against her for saying fuck y’all, I’mma be with whoever makes me happy. I do hold her style against her, and the fact that she seems to have paps everywhere despite never working on what she’s actually really good at. This picture in particular is approaching Montag levels of douche.

        • alyce1213

          Just because it ‘happens all the time’ doesn’t make it right or something not to talk about. Frankly, it’s the only thing she’s done lately that’s even worth talking about.  And yes, he is responsible for his own vows.  It’s the manner in which they played it out in public that is reprehensible.  They’re both trash.

          • AuntHo

            I take issue not with the fact that people talk about it (yes, here we are), but that she seems to be the one most of the trash talk is directed at. Just my impression. They’ve both acted trashy, but to keep re-singing the homewrecker song misplaces the true blame and now (in yours and my case) distracts from what we’re here at TLo to be bitter about, which is her terrible hair and pube boots. Go away, moralizers! Let’s burn down whoever approved that necklace.

            • alyce1213

              Oh yeah, I’m all for hanging her on that necklace and ripping her for her awful sartorial choices, but I’m still reluctant to give up moralizing . . . it’s just too much fun. Lol.

            • Kristin McNamara

              ” I take issue not with the fact that people talk about it (yes, here we
              are), but that she seems to be the one most of the trash talk is
              directed at.” It’s because people know show she is. Nobody knew who the hell HE was before she came around and “stole” him from his wife! So Rimes is the one who gets the majority of the venom.

              See also: Stewart, Kristen; Sanders, Rupert.

    • Jillaine13

      Omg THIS.  I love you even more for stating the obvious.  She’s become an attention whore and is constantly photo’d in various bikinis.  She’s a hot mess.  

    • Jessi03

      “Pube booties” is not a word I expected to see this early in the morning!  Thank you?

    • LaylaSV

      I remember when LeAnn Rimes was a legitimate celebrity and a singer respected for her vocal talent, if not the depth of her lyrics. The level of self-hate or self-doubt that would cause her to willingly transform herself into Courtney Stodden is staggering. Staggering and sad.

      • mshesterp

         I actually really liked her last album, but she’s just covered in so much ridiculousness in her personal life, and she just looks so HARD and sad, that I don’t even like listening to it much.  Honey, GO AWAY.  Go away, stop being in the public eye, and stop attention-whoring.  Stick to singing.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DJQMGJU7MZMBVLSD4GUTPJEPD4 murt

           Ya I had the exact same feeling – I never liked her older albums, just a blah mix of country/pop, but I really liked her last album – beautiful voice. But it’s too bad that this Heidi Montag-type behaviour is overshadowing it.

    • http://twitter.com/TheRedZavodnik Ginger

      Girlfriend is looking like the ass-end of hard times.  “Stress and anxiety” my ass.

    • Apocalipstick Now Redux

      She looks like she got an “old age” makeup from Face Off.

      Her shoes are an abomination but his shoes make the Baby Jesus cry.

    • Call me Bee

      Yes–the booties are just ugly and impractical. 
      But, had she worn cute sandals, they would be so darn cute, no? 
       At first I thought they were Fergie and Josh, and they are always cute together, so I guess I didn’t get the Leann and Eddie are douches memo…

    • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

      She looks utterly ridiculous. 

    • julnyes

      ugh – horrible people looking horrible.

    • http://twitter.com/lenabena_ Elena

      Ha. Before I read your commentary, I was thinking they looked very douchey. Good to know we’re on the same page.

    • http://www.kittenmasks.com kittenmasks

      Eddie Ciberian needs to stop trying to do the whole “silver fox” look. It doesn’t suit him.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

         Actually, I love the silver fox look, and it would work on him if I wasn’t so distracted by what an asshole he seems to be. You know the way that really attractive people seem less attractive because of their (real or perceived) personality flaws? THIS.

    • lifetime_student

      Pube booties! LOL! Maybe the best TLOism ever.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JSGAZPEESHQT47ATH55GNOHHBY Erin

      OMG you guys are such *bitches*!  How I wish I could have you over for cocktails.

    • http://twitter.com/emilyf007 emily

      I’m going to go ahead and say it. She looks like a dude in drag in all the photos, and not an attractive one. I kept looking at her face thinking “wait is that Leann Rimes or is that a dude dressed like her?” 

    • http://twitter.com/Kathy_Marlow Kathy Marlow

      Go AWAY irrelevant persons…

    • Pants_are_a_must

      First and last time we’re seeing them here, then. Right?

    • cam_lo

      what is wrong with her face?

    • Rand Ortega

      Ew. LeeAnn Rimes used to be such an adorable talented singer. I adored her even though I loathe country music. Now, she always looks like she’s 1 suspicion of Eddie cheating on her too from complete mental meltdown. I like the outfit, I like the boots (I’m obsessed w/ Isabel Marant’s aesthetic right now), just not together. The McQueen clutch is way too much for the ensemble.

      • MilaXX

         I like each piece individuality but none of them work together in this look.

        • Rand Ortega

           Exactly.

    • 3boysful

      The boots look like they belong on the head majorette from a 1970’s hippie high school.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_32QQAYWX2RGSZWEW4MIVJRCGGM Reasonvoice

      If she really just checked into a clinic, she’s trying to deflect attention from her crazy behavior of late, which included meeting Twitter fans at a restaurant and prank-calling some other poor civilian who had the temerity to defend Cibrian’s ex-wife on Twitter. She needs psychiatric attention, that much is evident.

      • MilaXX

         She has indeed checked into rehab. I’m sorry but if a relationship could ever be called toxic, this is the very definition. She has looked like hot ass ever since they hooked up.

      • Rand Ortega

         Dayum.

    • frannyprof

      Ugh. And, as a reminder, it’s hot & humid in L.A. (even Malibu) right now. So, add “stank” to douche and you get stank-douchiness. The worst kind?

    • AlexisPayne

      So gross. She looks beat.

    • Snailstsichr

      This is even more heinous since I looked it right after images of the effervescent Kate Hudson. I hate her bag and shoes, but I guess he gets props for the fact that his shopping bag matches her outfit.

    • TheOriginalLulu

      Yeah, these two. They seriously gross me out.

      Ugh, and to think I used to have it bad for him, back when he was on some show about aliens or something, I can’t remember and can’t be bothered to look it up. It was before he got together with Douchette up there.

    • crash1212

      She-douche.

    • Spicytomato1

      I’m not sure which one of them looks douchier, I go back and forth. Maybe call it a draw.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      What. Is. This. Let’s break it down and check the proof, shall we?
      – Flashdance t-shirt. On its own, not so terrible. However, Ms. Rimes appears to have combined it with:
      – Either no bra or the least supportive strapless bra in the world. Tsk. Now, this t-shirt might be ok with a pair of jeans or something. But she also combined it with:
      – A cheap-looking, pseudo slinky maxi-skirt. Slit up to here and looking like she stole it from Jessica Rabbit’s downtime wear. 
      – A pleathery, useless, ugly giant clutch.
      – Chunky St. Peter’s Cross on a necklace. Because why not.
      – THOSE BOOTS. 
      All of that adds up to a whole lot of douche. QED, TLo are correct in their analysis. 

    • miagain

      Dear Lord… what has she done to her face?

    • alyce1213

      Vomit.  The stringy hair and shoes kind of match.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=610791985 Aniela Marie Perry

      Merely looking at these photos has covered me in a fine film of douchiness. It’s not even 9 am and I already have to take a 2nd shower.

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      What happened to her face? She used to be so cute. Now she looks like a Don’t picture for overdoing plastic surgery. 

      • Vickiefantastico

        Yeah, she’s reached Cat Land. It’s what my husband and I call it when you see someone who has overdone it on plastic surgery. They all start to look like a cat. It’s sad, really, because she’s young and pretty.

    • CQAussie

      Gross.

    • MK03

      God, she looks awful. Like, terribly ill.

    • http://twitter.com/SparklyCasanova UglyCasanova

      Skinny is the new fat and emaciated is the new skinny, apparently.  Is the upside cross symbolic of anything … ?

    • kimmeister

      Somehow, she looks like a horse to me.  Those booties make her a Clydesdale.

    • Lisa Kramp

      WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO HER FACE???? That’s Madonna’s face! Oh Leeann, didn’t your Mama ever tell you that you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear?

    • yulaffin

      She’s gotten so scrawny and isn’t ageing well.  That hair is a mess.  And as for him – meh.

    • Judy_J

      I hate fringe boots….hate, hate, hate. Don’t care who wears ‘em or what they’re worn with.  They always look cheap and tacky to me.

    • VRuss

      LOL at pube botties!

    • Bree The Vole

      Aww man. I will always remember Cibrian as Cole Deschanel from the soap opera master piece Sunset Beach, so the douchiness is a pity. (Gotta say though, he appears to be aging well.) I will always remember Rimes as the singer of the song in that movie with Tyra Banks in it, but while I don’t feel much for her, I’m sorry to hear she’s having mental trouble. That’s never nice.

      Still, they both look like asses and LOL at Rimes’s upside-down cross. So edgy!

    • aimee_parrott

      blech.  now I need another shower.

    • Wendi126

      elusive she-douche in the wild
      Just made me lol in the waiting room at the dentist. People looked at me. I couldn’t explain.

    • http://CallMeJane.com/ CallMeJane

      I actually held my breath during the scroll down, terrified TLo was going to say something nice. I’m so relieved. Carry on!

    • jblaked

      She looks like Janice the Muppet in the first pic.  Egad.

      • mshesterp

        You are so right!  Oh no–now I can’t unsee that.  It’s awful that makes me laugh as much as it does.  

        • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

           Oh my god, she really does!! Well spotted!

    • EEKstl

      She just looks downright scary.

    • Trisha26

      I’ve been avoiding pics of her like the plague, now I know why.

    • janetjb

      Ugh.

    • librarygrrl64

      He looks fine (albeit douchey). She is a hot mess.

    • http://theargiehome.blogspot.com/ Gus Casals
    • VioletFem

      There are a few celebrities on my irrational dislike list. They are not on that list because I don’t believe my dislike of them is irrational. Also, her hair is mess.

    • Julie Fountain

      Oh, T Lo. I love y’all. 

    • lesmaha

      “elusive she-douche”  

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/FEP56YB4DUIXBWSLIMSSSGQHWY jimmack

      I cannot get past how bad her hair looks.

    • Guest

      .f

    • carpediva

      Trying to hang onto a man you stole from someone else, in part by constantly monitoring, changing and updating your appearance to look more like the chick you stole him from… well, I’m guessing that IS exhausting.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/QK3MTAHUVJCMI7DANY6WFCAIUM n a

      HILARIOUS!  The She-douche and her speckled companion!  It sounds like a an weird anime cartoon…  

      To me she looks like a skinny (thanks to anorexia i’m sure) version of that teen mom Amber what’s-her-name (you know the one who’s always bouncing in and out of jail for beating on the baby daddy…)  like with the too-heavy eye make up, slutty baggy/tight clothes combos, messy, hair and that broad face with the eyes always more closed than open.  Is that just me who sees it?  MAN am I bitchy today! whew.

    • TSkot

      If this is douchey, I say let’s have more of it.  They look great.

    • redgauntlet

      He looks like Bruce Campbell who is the lovable personification of douchiness.

    • UptownNippy

      Hmmm, I like her look esp for an afternoon in Malibu.  Her bosom needs some help though and her hair is plastered to her head but otherwise …… like it 

    • Myra C

      Ugh. All hail the king and queen of Skankonia.

      Now if you’ll please excuse me, I’m going to take a shower.

    • turtleemily

      Why does her face look like one of the chimps from Planet of the Apes?

    • DaveUWSNYC

      I’d still hit him.

    • marilyn

      She looks like she has had too much work done on her face.  Somehow, it has that artificial look.  Again, the weather is HOT in southern California, so she must be burning up in those boots.

    • Amy Ellinger

      I was all ready to be “Bitch, put down the McQueen and walk the eff away, you are not worthy even though that’s the ugliest version of the de Manta clutch I’ve ever seen…” until I looked it up, and unless its custom, that’s not a McQueen.  So, rather than murderous rage, I’ll just give her a shake of my head and wag of the finger like I would any hot mess.  

      And hope she gets to feeling better soon if she really is not doing well.

    • rh33

      Ewww…she’s starting to look like his ex-wife.

    • lrhoff

      Sorry, but I actually think they don’t look half bad.  They look happy.  How many couples can do that?

    • ChristinaRi

      She just went into rehab for “anxiety” didn’t she?

      Yeah.

    • quiltrx

      I guess that’s what she wore into rehab.  And they’re both twats.

    • http://twitter.com/amndad amanda lynn

      WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO HER FACE?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DJQMGJU7MZMBVLSD4GUTPJEPD4 murt

         I think it’s mainly really bad makeup.

        • http://twitter.com/amndad amanda lynn

          i’d like to think so, but the 5th one down isn’t saying to me that it’s *just* bad makeup.

    • TieDye64

      Pube booties…omfg! It’s so hard to chill and get ready for bed when reading T & Lo. Lawd, these two are gag-worthy.

    • MissAnnieRN

      I actually like the t shirt and skirt. But the styling is god awful.

    • Rebecca J.

      Always love the day-before-rehab snaps.

    • http://twitter.com/rawrali Alison

      She is so reminding me of Janice the Muppet here.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DJQMGJU7MZMBVLSD4GUTPJEPD4 murt

      I have to admit I like the look except for the bad makeup and hair. Hope she feels better soon – I think she actually had a pretty tough time as a child star.

    • http://twitter.com/pointlesswords jayme

      What in the world of Billy Ray Cyrus has that girl done to her face? Did she let a four-year-old reshape her face with skin-coloured play-doh? I need to go cry in a corner.

    • http://weirdinedgewise.blogspot.com ONEWEIRDWORD

      Omigosh, give that chickie some food!