Rihanna in Alexander Wang

Posted on August 28, 2012

We realize this is a ludicrous thing to say about someone like Rihanna, but this outfit feels like it’s trying too hard.

 

Rihanna leaves Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica in top and pants by Alexander Wang accessorized with a Lanvin necklace, a Prada bag, and Tom Ford shoes.

Lanvin Cameo Necklace

Tom Ford Leather Sandal

It’s like every piece is a statement piece; the tight leather top (which really isn’t all that flattering), the baggy pants, the white bag, the cameo, and the Tom Ford sandals. You can’t have that many statements in one outfit. It’s the fashion equivalent of gibberish. We think what happened here is someone decided the top and the pants weren’t working (because they’re not), but instead of rethinking the pieces they just threw a lot of aggressive accessories on top of them. It’s the Edina Monsoon approach to styling, and it NEVER works.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews.com, farfetch.com, tomford.com]

    • CPK1

      “It’s the fashion equivalent of gibberish.”  Brilliantly said!

      • Aly Light

         It also does look remarkably like an outfit Edina Monsoon would wear…

        • mellorcr

          Not enough color or pattern for Eddie, but “just threw a lot of agressive accesories on top” is definitely Eddie’s technique!

    • suzanne77

      Those shoes look like a snapped ankle ready to happen, but I adore the cameo!

    • Patricia Gillett

      I find the shoes to be ludicrous but I covet the cameo. 

      • http://twitter.com/apathyincarnate Olivia Mayer

         The shoes are indeed ludicrous.. but I love them!

    • http://joyouslifesf.wordpress.com Kiltdntiltd

      Mostly I’m not on board here because the fit on that top is awful for her. It’s quite unflattering, gives her squashboob, and hits a exactly the right place on her to widen her hip line. Not. Good.

      • kschwarting

        And those PANTS!  She’s a fit girl, and they’re so insanely unflattering that they add a good ten pounds to her midsection.  Plus they look wrinkled in that second photo.  Not.  Good.  All.  Around.

    • call_me_schmeg

      i feel pretty meh about the whole thing. next!

      • halleygee

        Same here, yawn…

    • Sobaika

      Agree completely on the outfit, but I like that she’s been out with a non-cakey face lately. She’s a great natural beauty.

      • CPK1

         she does looks stunning with a natural look.

        • http://twitter.com/apathyincarnate Olivia Mayer

           Yeah – and longer hair also suits her, I reckon.

    • http://www.patheos.com/ Star Foster

      Those shoes are hideous. Hoof heels may be bad, but these are deformed hoof heels.

      • Little_Olive

        They are so, so ugly. Please Tom, step up your game. 

        • http://twitter.com/apathyincarnate Olivia Mayer

          I love the shoes – they’re fantasic! (In a ludicrous, hideous kind of way, I suppose..)

    • kelsita421

      For some reason the first thing I noticed is the normal-girl hair — and I really dig it! But scrolling down… just no.

      • kimmeister

        Yes, I like it when she has hair colors that exist in nature!

    • imspinningaround

      I LOVE the cameo, and I am going to stalk the shit out of it on The Outnet/Gilt/Myhabit/etc. 

      I do kinda like the black leather top–what if you kept the rest of the outfit the same but swapped out those weird pants for white skinny jeans?

    • Judy_J

      That leather top looks uncomfortably tight.  Wonder how she was able to breathe in that thing?  Hate the white purse with a passion.  Cameo is OK.  Shoes are hideous.  No comment on the pants.

    • Deedles

      Ditch the “hair” (and I am using that term loosely), sweetie.

    • jmorino08

      That shirt looks ridiculously uncomfortable!

    • 3boysful

      To me, that $1600 piece of costume jewelry is the epitome of tacky.

      • Snailstsichr

         It looks like a Michael’s special. Mind you, I love some of the fun stuff I’ve picked up at Michaels, but they are usually wear a few times and give away pieces. But then, if you compare her income to mine, perhaps this piece is a fair equivalent.

    • Anathema_Device

      I like the pieces individually but I think a peplum (or something roughly shaped that way, as this is) always looks better with a straight skirt or pants. It is interesting to see what happens when she tries for restrained, though.

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      It’s kind of dull, despite all the frou-frou BS going on. I don’t like any of it. 

    • l_c_ann

      Guys,
      It’s not a cameo.  Cameos are hand carved out of specific sea shells.  It should be called a silhouette.  The added diamonds and diamond surround take it into excess. 
      It would be a great piece of jewelry if it were her silhouette.  With her money, she deserves her own custom piece.

      • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

        Why do you say a cameo has to be carved out of specific sea shells? As far as I understand, a cameo is a carving in relief, but it can be out of many types of precious stones. 

      • schadenfreudelicious

        i think it’s being called a cameo because that is the commonly used term for that type of object, it’s may also be what the designer is referring to it as in their collection so hence the reference.. (whether it’s the correct artistic term for it i have no idea)

      • roadtrip1000

        http://www.antiquingonline.com/antique-cameos.htm

        Well, now you all had me wondering what is the definition of a cameo. So I looked it up. The above site states: “The original definition of a cameo is described as ‘a carving in relief on a naturally occurring substance which contains different colored layers. The carving must incorporate the contrasting layers in different aspects of the design; most commonly by differentiating between the background and the foreground. The carvings must be done by hand.’ ”

        At any rate, I do believe the overall effect doesn’t match the price. $1563 for a “goldtone” pendant on a ribbon? Plus if it’s not real gold then the accents can’t be diamonds. They’re either CZs or crystal. So it wouldn’t surprise me if the “cameo” head and background were made out of plastic and glued together. But if Lanvin got Rihanna to wear it there are sure to be buyers.

    • MilaXX

      Nothing fits.  The top is smushing her boobs, the pants don’t look baggy in an intentional way, they look too big. The worst offender are the cameo and the bag, which simply do not go together.

    • http://gabyrippling.tumblr.com/ Gabriella M

      Didn’t Prada make jewelry just like this a few seasons ago? Not that Prada has a monopoly on cameo inspired jewelry, but still. Prada’s were more interesting. 

    • Claire Scott

      The videos are so annoying at the side of the posts. Too much going on, love the shoes.

      • Vickiefantastico

        Thank goodness! I was beginning to think I was the only one! The shoes are gorgeous.

        • http://twitter.com/apathyincarnate Olivia Mayer

           Likewise! Am glad I scrolled down as far as I did!

    • PinkLemon

      I covet those shoes.

    • mjude

      no girl

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      But Edina would have worn the gibberish with panache!

      • http://twitter.com/apathyincarnate Olivia Mayer

         Heh  – very good point! It’s all in the attitude, darling!

    • Spicytomato1

      It may be fashion gibberish but at least it’s covering all her bits that are usually on display for the world. For that I am thankful. 

    • TomBord

      Ladies, shoes w/ the shoe heel placed in your arch only makes your foot look like a footlong and u like a teetering fool. 

    • http://twitter.com/gatecrewgirl Trotter Roller

      Is it me or is the cameo giving duckface?  If so I want it more.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        lol, i just had to go back and take a second look, thats some serious cameo lip pursing….

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-TallGirl-Freeman/1043623567 Jessica TallGirl Freeman

      I broke out in a sweat just looking at her.  

    • PeggyOC

      The shoes are hideous, the cameo is overdone, the top is terribly unflattering on her, but I applaud her hair.  It’s nice to see it look like it belongs on a human.

    • YousmelllikeAnnaWintour

      Her expression is so dour.  She looks like she just came back from a wake.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/FEP56YB4DUIXBWSLIMSSSGQHWY jimmack

      Please send a memo to Hollywood and New York: IT IS SUMMER PEOPLE. LIGHTEN UP!

      • ASK26

         They can’t.  They were wearing sleeveless micro minis all winter and have no summer clothes let, apparently

    • schadenfreudelicious

      at first i thought her pant cuffs had a trim of little shells or some other such frippery hanging off them and i was totally pushed over the edge.  Now i realize it’s just the ankle strap of the shoe, alas it has done nothing to change my opinion of this grab bag of a getup…

      • Kayceed

        Grab bag is where my mind went as well – I’m guessing because it is monochromatic the stylist figured the different textures would do the work. It’s an OK look, but not terribly inspired. I do quite like the wedge heel.

    • mhleta

      The top wants a pencil skirt and Lizzy Caplan’s shoes. I agree with your assessment wholly. She put this together like an 11 year old who raided her mother’s closet. I can’t wait for this ridiculous heel trend to pass. It’s awful.

    • butterflysunita

      I’m distracted by how great she looks with her natural black hair.  

    • LesYeuxHiboux

      Really? To me it looks as though she’s not trying at all. Laundry day for people with access to high-end designers. I do dig that cameo, though I don’t think it suits her at all. 

    • http://twitter.com/MissTanya Tanya Edwards

      Love all the accessories. Better with a simple dress tho.

    • greyhoundgirl

      Tom Ford needs to spend a day in those shoes.

    • MzzPants

      Why are those pants giving me ’80s flashbacks?  Is it just me?

    • j_anson

      Ah, mismatching blacks.

    • marilyn

      She is okay except for the necklace and the white bag.  

    • http://twitter.com/#!/Space_Kitty Space Kitty

      Right? Mismatched and ill-fitting.  But I will give her this: love the hair and shoes.

    • CQAussie

      The shoes are fug but I love the bag and necklace.  which were all that I loved here in this mismatched look.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/J5QKZG5NFXQE3MLXFN3MAQDUTA Mary Stone

      MC Hammer pants..someone please put a stake through its heart..step on its icky little head and and kill it before it breeds….again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sierra-Delta/100003182924700 Sierra Delta

      Her manicure is just… strange.

    • kikisayshi

      Those shoes freak me out!

    • chitowndg

      What I am hating are the pants – otherwise, I like.  I think a good fitting pair of black pants would have made the outfit a matter of taste only.

    • CurbGirl

      Cameo so looks like it should contain solid ‘parfum’

    • Beardslee

      I challenge Tom Ford to spend a day in those shoes.  Then let’s see if he would think that design was a good idea.
      I agree with your comments, especially about the pants.  They are awful.

    • cmb92191

      Well her hair and face are pretty.

    • fursa_saida

      Those pants are a travesty.

    • granddelusion

      Yes, ridiculous. Hate the shoes.

    • PeaceBang

      The shoes have got to be an expression of Tom Ford’s unconscious misogyny. Couldn’t he have worked that out in therapy, and not on perfectly good leather? And now on poor Rihanna?

    • PeaceBang

      Those shoes are like the footwear equivalent of her relationship with Chris Brown. Now I am done.

    • guest2visits

      I actually like the top and bottom, but not together, and the shoes look like a broken ankle – I don’t like them at all.
      The strangest item is the addition of the demure little white bag.

    • http://frankbettecenter.org/ sleah_in_norcal

      a cameo should be delicate and intricately handcarved.  this one is looking heavy, clumsy, and plastic.  cameo overkill.

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        & it costs over $1500. unbelievable.

    • LambeeBaby

      That is the Falva Flav version of a cameo necklace. Quite odd all around.

    • Lisa

      Yeah, it’s all kind of much ado about nothing.  Yawn!

    • formerlyAnon

      The top might be a nice top on someone whom it fits.  Can’t see the pants well enough on this monitor, but I suspect I’d like, I have a bit of a fondness for full pants which are not flattering on me but which the lanky can pull off.

      The shoes are ridiculous and look painful, but if the gals keep wearing them (even the gals who buy their own), there’s no reason for a designer who does not wear them to consider either comfort or safety in the shoes they design.

    • aristida_girl

      The pants bring it down