Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters.
Besides, they’re so boring on their own.
Kate Beckinsale attends the UK premiere of ‘Total Recall’ at Leicester Square, London in a Donna Karan dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps, a Jimmy Choo clutch, and Rona Pfeiffer earrings.
Donna Karan Fall 2012 Collection
SHE: Would have caused us to clap our hands in glee if she’d actually worn the little fedora, but we tend to be idioyncratic in our tastes some times and can understand why she chose not to. Besides, we would have complained that she ripped off the runway styling. Anyway, this is a slammin’ dress on her. High impact in a Hollywood kinda way. She’s so close to WERQing it that we almost forget about the gigantic bow. Why do that to such a gorgeous dress, we ask you? We don’t love the hair and we think the makeup could have been a little stronger, plus it looks odd without any jewelry, but she’s pretty much killing the look. even with our nitpicks. Score: 8.5/10.
Jessica Biel attends the UK premiere of ‘Total Recall’ at Leicester Square, London in a Giambattista Valli couture top and skirt paired with Christian Louboutin shoes, a Fendi bag and Vhernier jewelry.
Giambattista Valli Spring 2012 Couture Collection
SHE: Clearly is having her hair done by blind people or by people who hate her. Whatever the case, firings need to start happening. We pretty much love the dress (although we question whether it really suits her), but the hair absolutely RUINS it. This is such an up ‘do dress it’s not even funny. Points for the hot pink pumps, which we kind of like, but we still stubbornly maintain that nail art is not to be worn with couture. Score: 7.5/10 – and that’s mostly for the great dress and fun shoes.
BECKINSALE WINS! BIEL STORMS OFF IN A FURY! THE CROWD GOES WI–
Oh, right. It’s a Pairs Division. Combined Score: 8/10. Kate, hit Jessica over the head with your purse for bringing the score down. Oh, wait. You don’t have one. Girl, did you remember to bring anything with you tonight?
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