Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr in Sydney

Posted on August 20, 2012

Darlings, here are pictures of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr walking down the street  looking impossibly chic. Let’s all agree right now to hate them.


Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr out and about in Sydney, Australia.

Those bitches.

Let’s also agree that Legolas is getting a little long in the tooth for that hairstyle.


[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

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  • Pants_are_a_must

    Getting long in the tooth for that jacket as well.

    Doesn’t mean I’m waiting any less impatiently for (the first part, at least) The Hobbit, though.

    • Clueless_Jock

      I think his jacket clashes with his pants?

  • newleaf1

    Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never seen a jean jacket buttoned all the way up – it’s a little odd looking.  Did you get mustard on your shirt, Orlando?  

    • Sobaika

      Yup, it’s an odd little thing for such a cool casual outfit.

  • Precious. 

  • Orlando is looking less like Legolas and more like a young Hugh Hefner.  Maybe PJs are in his future?

    •  OMG you’re RIGHT!!!!  He needs to be hired to the inevitable made for TV biopic.

  • alyce1213

    That is not a cool denim-ish jacket or shirt, whatever. It looks stiff and cheap.

    • 3boysful

       Could not agree more.

    • Qitkat

      It looks a bit like chambray instead of denim. But heavier.
      She is adorable.

  • Rand Ortega

    Love her top. Is it a light jacket or a top? Who’s it by? BK’s & PUF’s, please help!

  • call_me_schmeg

    ok, yes she’s an impossibly beautiful supermodel, but i’ve got to hand it to miranda— her street style is simple and cool and attainable! floral top, black skinnies, flats, orange handbag, cat eye sunglasses — you could source that entire outfit from a tj maxx or the like.

    • call_me_schmeg

      things you cannot find at tj maxx: dimples!

  • raininmai

    Everything about Orlando’s outfit looks odd to me, except his shoes. There’s the ratty looking tee shirt, the buttoned up denim jacket, and the brown unbelted slacks. It’s probably wash day at the Bloom household. As for his hair, this seems to be the style for men with receeding hairlines prior to embracing it and switching to a very short style. But he’s still beautiful. 🙂

  • Imasewsure

    I was thinking, thank the gods for beautiful breeders like these (although I have to agree about the hair cut… it’s a little school boy for my taste)…

  • I just can’t wait for some salt in the pepper of his…

  • Judy_S

    Actually, I was pleased to see Legolas looking like an ordinary guy who doesn’t care what his hair looks like…

    • Kristen L.

      I agree! And, after all, we can’t expect him to rock that flat-ironed, stick straight platinum do every day. 😉

    • Calinda_L

      I think there’s a big difference between someone — especially a celeb — not caring what their hair looks like and wearing it in a meticulously disheveled style that is meant to look unstyled. I think this falls squarely in the latter category.

  • MilaXX

    Awww, I can’t really hate on them cause they looks so ridiculously cute and normal. She’s wearing flats and obviously not pimping a handbag. I’ll save my wrath for their next RC appearance.

    • mjude

      i right with you milaxx!

  • iCouture

    Ya’ll are crazy haters, his hair looks adorable!!!  All kinda messy and sexy!!!
    Stupid ole George Clooney had that little boy comb forward look well into his 50’s!

    •  “Stupid ole George Clooney” is not even well into his 50s NOW. He’s 51.

      • iCouture

        Well, however old Clooney is, Bloom still isnt too “long in the tooth” for this adorable hairstyle! Since when is there a rule that at 30 you cant have this style, at 35 you cant have that style, at 40 you cant have that style, etcc…..How boring, every guy would look the same!!!!

        • Who said anything about a rule or about every guy out there, multiple exclamation points?

          • syelan

            Haha “Multiple exclamation points”. You guys! XD

    • Orlando’s hair is extremely Sydney appropriate, I’ll give it that! He’ll fit right in with the locals 😉

  • ceceliadid

    She’s the one in a billion with the legs for those jeans.

  • maggiemaybe

    There is no part of her outfit that I don’t want. Totes adorbs!

  • emily mcginnis

    knowing how skinny she is, all i can see is how incredibly tiny his waist and hips are too. 

    • formerlyAnon


    • pookiesmom

      You’re right! I hadn’t noticed that till you pointed it out. He’s basically as slim as she is.

  • He looks a little…odd, but she is adorable. 

  • cute and all, but i thought the EXACT same thing about his hair. looks like josh hutcherson, and not in a good way.

  • JasonKL

    This is going to seem like a really random comment, but I like how “copy able” her outfit is. You could very similar pieces at Target, and I like looking at people making ordinary clothes look gorgeous instead of just…really gorgeous clothes I will never be able to afford. 

    Agree on his haircut. It looks so “teenager” that it clashes with his face.

  • JasonKL

    Oops, “already logged in” fail. I’m not Jason, I’m Jason’s wife. I don’t think he would want to copy her outfit (though it would be hilarious if he did)

  • Celebrity couple who actually looks like a couple.

  • I think Legolas is looking pretty good, even with that hair. And both of them look great in “normal people” clothing.

  • I love his jacket.

  • rawrgrowlrawr

    He was my first celebrity crush, so I will always love him. So cute.

  • I like the hair, even on an “older” man. He looks damn good, IMO.

  • j_anson

    A little long in the tooth? Man, I was just thinking this was the first time I’ve seen him that he looked a bit cute, rather than like a sexless pale elf-waif.

  • Amy Ellinger

    Where is the baby!!!! they’re adorable, but I wanna see the babay!!

  • ccm800

    Does he even work any more?

  • Vic

    Good god, folks, they look fabulous. Chic, appropriate for a city stroll, and so good looking they blind. Sheath your claws.

  • kikisayshi

    She is freaking adorable.

  • what is he doing with his arm in that third photo?  is he double-jointed? (whatever that means…)

  • sorry, but to me the blouse is too short and those pants are so tight she’s courting a vaginal infection.  and if i walked around all day in those shoes with no arch support, my feet would be killing me.  guess i’m just a cranky old lady sometimes. 

  • Warmheartedgirl Seattle

    Not crazy about anything Legolas has on, although she looks adorable.  These two are going to make the most beautiful babies ever.