Maggie Gyllenhaal, Retiree

Posted on August 06, 2012

Maggie Gyllenhaal celebrates the 30th anniversary of some movie she did with Viola Davis, judging by the pictures.

Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the ‘Won’t Back Down’ screening in New York City.

How is it she managed to look like the grandmother of the Maggie Gyllenhall in the movie poster? We wonder if she ever sits through one of her films and thinks, “Hey, that version of Maggie Gyllenhaal, aka, me, up on the screen looks so much younger than the Maggie Gyllenhaal who was staring back at me from the mirror when I put this ugly pink lipstick on. Hunh. Weird.” We await that moment when the lightbulb goes on over her head and she realizes, “Hey. I, Maggie Gyllenhaal, am 34 years old and there’s really no good damn reason in the world why I should be dressed like a schoolteacher at her retirement party. What am I thinking? Someone get me a ripped denim miniskirt and some fuck-me heels, pronto.” Oh, yes, kittens. We await that day SO HARD. We will then, of course, make fun of her ripped denim miniskirt (or whatever mistake she makes when she starts dressing too young for her age), but we will consider it PROGRESS.

 

[Photo Credit: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images]

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