Oh, HONEY. If ever there was a time to go full on warrior princess, it should have been when whoever presented you this outfit… presented you this outfit.
Lucy Lawless attends the premiere of ‘The Possession’ at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood, California.
We’re talking shrieking meltdowns in the “TEAR DOWN THAT BITCH OF A BEARING WALL” mode, dear. We’re saying that the presentation of this outfit as a possibility for the night should have resulted in at least one firing and possibly one tear-streaked, whispered call to 911 from an underling inside a locked closet while you ululated your war cries and looked for a spear. To say this is not your dress is to acknowledge that this is indeed a dress and not an extra-large hospital scrubs top from the pediatric ward paired with dance recital tights and Payless shoes. To say this does not work for you is to open up the possibility that this look would work under some other circumstances, which is laughable, to say the least. To say that this look is OUT is to suggest that there was ever a chance that it could be IN.
Do you understand what we’re trying to say, dear?
The good news is your hair and makeup look pretty good. That’s at least one person who won’t go flying through a second floor window tonight.
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