Lindsay Lohan in Something That Defies Description

Posted on August 06, 2012

Y’know… some looks really don’t deserve an assessment.

Lindsay Lohan goes shopping in Santa Monica.

Right now, Elizabeth Taylor is pounding furiously on the lid of her coffin and demanding retribution.

Anyway, instead of an assessment, let’s play “This Dress Looks Like…” We’ll start you off.

 

This Dress Looks Like…

… it’s trawling for plankton.

… it came from the Buffalo Bill Collection.

… a stretched-out laundry bag.

… a cry for help.

… a practical joke gone too far.

… a big, beige tongue.

 

Okay, your turn.

 

 

[Photo Credit: WENN]

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