Enh. We’re too ambivalent about this spread to call it your Pretty of the Day. The clothes are gorgeous and Lana looks pretty good, in terms of hair and makeup, but man, does this girl ever need modeling lessons if she wants to do this sort of thing. You’re in Vogue, for Coco’s sake. Save the licking of your fingers and the clenching of your teeth for your Maxim spread.
We’re cranky and tired. See that cat in the last picture? That’s us right now.
Lana Del Rey is featured in the August 2012 issue of Vogue Italia photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth.
We fucking LOVE that cat. “Bitch, put me down RIGHT NOW.”
We think every editorial should have a cat in it, if only to keep the pretension down. Nothing says “Bitch, please” better than the average feline facial expression.
We’re done. Peace out, girl scouts.
[Photo Credit: Ellen Von Unwerth for vogue.it]