Darlings, we’ve tried to avoid her because she bores the shit out of us, but Kate’s been unveiling one dress after another in an attempt to get you to watch her movie and we’ve decided we can’t ignore the latest one.
Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of ‘Total Recall’ in Berlin in a Naeem Khan gown paired with Neil Lane Jewelry and Sergio Rossi shoes.
Naeem Khan Fall 2012 Collection
But let’s be clear here: the reason we can’t avoid talking about this dress is not because it’s fabulous, but because it’s ruined. The runway dress? With the black underlay? Bold, exciting, sexy, visually interesting. This version? With its beige underlay? Beige. Also: Beige. And then there’s the fact that it’s beige.
Oh. Sorry. We tend to use “beige” as a synonym for “bland.”
Seriously, it went from a great dress to a boring one. Was a black-and-white combo just too “out there” for her? Too radical somehow? Just too much for her bland self to handle? You’ve ruined everything, Kate. Now we’re cranky and we have ten more posts to write today. Thanks a LOT.
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