Jaime King in Los Angeles

Posted on August 13, 2012

Hi Jaime! Hold up for a second.

 

Jaime King kills people with her brain in Los Angeles.

Listen, we just wanna — Oh, Jesus. You look really pissed off. Okay, well. We’ll be brief, but it has to be said.

You are wearing a sleeveless, cropped-leg denim jumpsuit – that SNAPS, as if you were 3 YEARS OLD – with an elastic waist band that gives you puffy crotch. While someone takes your picture. OF COURSE you look pissed off.

We’re confused, though. Were you forced to wear this sleeveless, cropped-leg, easy access, elastic-waistbanded, puffy-crotch-making denim jumpsuit against your will? Are you contractually obligated to do so? Is someone holding a family member hostage? Tell us. We can help.

Oh, by the way, we love your hair and your shades. Fab. It’s a shame you had to pair them with a sleeveless, cropped-leg, easy access, elastic-waistbanded, puffy-crotch-making denim jumpsuit.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • Judy_J

      I saw a similar sleeveless, cropped-leg, easy access, elastic-waistbanded, puffy-crotch-making denim jumpsuit at the Goodwill the other day and passed on it.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

         Your loss is Jaime’s gain.

      • alyce1213

        There’s TWO of them?

    • Deb_Lynn

      she looks both mom and baby simultaneously.

    • kikisayshi

      Hello 1985!

      • MoHub

         I think I had that in 1972. And believe me, the snaps are the best part.

    • Jill_3

      Mine eyes are cinders.

    • Sobaika

      I can take denim. I can even handle a jumpsuit (worn the right way by the right person). But not a combination of the two. UGH.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

        What about the snaps and the elastic waistband?

        • Sobaika

          Only if one is still potty training.

        • schadenfreudelicious

          the snaps would only be acceptable if they went down both legs, if you’re embracing your inner toddler you might as well commit fully ;)

    • siriuslover

      I have never understood why grown women would want to wear an outfit where they’d be required to strip from the top down if they needed to use the restroom. Seems so impractical (and potentially cold, but LA’s been hot this week). The look is horrible.

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

         That is REASON #1 why I refuse to wear any sort of jumpsuit or adult “onesie.”

      • kimmeister

        Right?  This is only “easy access” if you’re a dude.

    • frannyprof

      How on earth did she do it? She has combined all of the worst aspects of toddlerwear and old lady wear and mom jeans into one hideous ensemble. I’m horrified but also a little in awe. And grateful that even a celebrity with money, stylists and access to couture can mess up in this way. (Posts the woman sitting in her man-style underwear.)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HNGRR454HLHWUKQGAHA2KJJ7NY TeresaM

      My mother made me this exact outfit for my tenth birthday. It was from a McCall’s/Brooke Shields’ pattern.

    • clatie

      If this makes her look dumpy, it would make me look utterly deformed.  Whoever made this must hate women.

    • Barbara Potter

      I can’t even see the jumpsuit because I cannot understand the vagina under her right arm. Why is it there? It’s just wrong…
       

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1000916089 Emily Brungo

        OMG. Yes, in the first pic. WTF? 

      • http://twitter.com/PhDKnitter marlie

         I can’t UNsee that now.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBFH32YG44LIIZYLSQPMBXMYCU Sarah

        Oh, thank goodness you just went ahead and typed that. I was ruminating as I scrolled down about how to bring that up without actually typing what it looked like. It is…a good reason not to be out in sleeveless shirts. Meaning, if your armpits look more than a little vadgy, you should cover that up, or eat more sandwiches, or something. Yeesh.

        • ballerinawithagun

          It even appears to be talking…

    • newleaf1

      Wonder if it has a butt flap, like footie pajamas…

    • http://profiles.google.com/dorothymichael Dorothy & Michael n/a

      I think we should give her a break.  Looks like she’s on her way to her part-time job as a day care assistant, on the team that supervises the Crawlers and Early Walkers (known as CEW in the industry, of course).  Her primary purpose is to bring the kids treats in a Lemonade store bag, and then do an instructional show and tell with the crotch snaps.  An added bonus would be taking out the elastic from her waistband and teaching the kids how to snap their siblings on the side of the head with it when their parents aren’t looking. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/carisa.cunningham Carisa Cunningham

      It was a dare.  CLEARLY it was a dare. Right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/carisa.cunningham Carisa Cunningham

      It was a dare.  CLEARLY it was a dare. Right?

    • Jackie Lorden

      Seriously……what it wrong with her right arm?  

    • susan6

      Hand that outfit over to Chloe Sevigny so she can bust out another fabulous alter.  (Although this outfit would fit “Nancy”.)
       

    • KELLEYKAT

      I get the heebie jeebies looking at this and imagining how it looks from the back!  Can you imagine how poofy and long her ass has got to look! Eeek!

    • http://twitter.com/MajorBedhead MajorBedhead

      What the everloving fuck? 

    • MissAnnieRN

      We all bitched about this garment when Gretchen made it for PR season 8, right?

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        if i remember correctly it was one of the best things gretchen made, PRS8.

        • MissAnnieRN

          Damning with faint praise.  I can’t with jump suits.  

    • NCDFan

      Bet she never sat down in it before she picked it. Seriously, something like this, you need to sit down in it then look in the mirror.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001998855370 Fatima Siddique

      That reminds me. I need to take my car in for an oil change. 

      • Susan Crawford

        Yes, there is a definite Jiffy Lube vibe going on here.

    • holdmewhileimnaked

      if one can look that good in something that looks that bad i say go for it.

    • bittykitty

      I literally can’t stop laughing.

    • VioletFem

      It must be so awkward to use the restroom when one is wearing a jumpsuit. 

    • janetjb

      That looks uncomfortable

    • llou56

      in 1974, my denim jumpsuit had flared legs, and I was Smokin Hot at the bar.

    • http://profile.yahoo.com/FEP56YB4DUIXBWSLIMSSSGQHWY jimmack

      I have sleeveless,  easy access, elastic-waistbanded, puffy-crotch-making denim jumpsuit that I use when working onthe car. Dear readers, should a do the crop leg thing, too?

    • MilaXX

      you couldn’t pay me to wear denim in the summer

      • holdmewhileimnaked

        it’s also been about a hundred degrees here. a bad hundred.

    • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

      This would have a chance of being marginally cute if it ended in a miniskirt instead of capri pants.  As it is, there are just no adequate words.  The shades are adorable, though.

    • mjude

      LMFAO!

    • kimmeister

      I can’t get a good look at her shoes either, but they appear to be some kind of huarache weave.  *shudders*

    • teensmom99

      I’m actually thinking this is why models are models.  It doesn’t look quite as bad on her as it would on any one else in the universe.

    • Susan Crawford

      Oh, dear. Oh, dearie dear. Oh, dearie me.

    • fashionzombie

      “Jaime King kills people with her brain in Los Angeles.”

      Best pic cap EVER.

    • http://twitter.com/1carmelita 1carmelita

      Good grief, I think I made one of these for myself when I was in high school. 

    • jw_ny

      I’ll bet it makes her ass look huge from behind too….

    • Call me Bee

      Oh my goodness–where does one evern find an atrocious piece of clothing like that?  Goodwill?  Actually–they have better stuff there.  Musta been the Salvation Army. 

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      That’s a ‘WTF?’ if I ever saw one.  It must be on a dare.

    • jmorino08

      You forgot pleated…

    • 3boysful

      My first thought was she layered similar denims, generally a no-no.  Then, OMG, it’s a damn jumpsuit!!

      The top half is cute on her–if she were wearing it with white jeans, it’d be cute.

    • JuliaInBlack

      “Come On Eileen” is officially stuck in my head now.

    • ItchyInKentucky

      Isn’t she a backup singer in Dexys Midnight Runners?

    • granddelusion

      ahh, she’s just running some errands around town. and it’s hot. Cut her some slack.

    • letter_M

      It’s really more ….1992.  I just can’t understand this movement of young ingenues dressing in 1990s inspired clothing (or hey, even 1990s goodwill finds).  After all, WHAT is inspiring about ANYTHING from the 90′s?!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

      Please girls, say NO to jumpsuits or they will start bringing them back. Think of the public ladies room experience (where you are naked in the stall…gross). Just. say. NO!

    • guest2visits

      ugh. Another jumpsuit. A DENIM jumpsuit. People must wear them once, then pass them on. This one is probably from 1977.

    • quiltrx

      What is happening under her right arm in that first picture? 

      If I were a cyborg and my plastic flesh was ripping open, I’d be pissed too.  And want a shitty outfit that didn’t bind my cooch area.

      • ccm800

         Reality? 

    • RzYoung

      Cripes!

    • http://twitter.com/nkk Nikki

      Maybe she’s working on her car later?

    • http://twitter.com/pointlesswords jayme

      What on earth is fab about this hair? The shades are rightfully killer and the shoes complete the creepy country fashionista vibe.

    • http://blue-again.myopenid.com/ blue

      It looks comfy! I would want to wear something like that but then think better of being caught wearing something like that.

    • BigWhiteGrannyPanties

      This is horrible.  This is 1977.  Except my jumpsuit had legs that went to the feet.  And it was 1977.  I didn’t think that you could make that outfit look worse back then but this – this is hiddy hiddy hiddy.