Hi Jaime! Hold up for a second.
Jaime King kills people with her brain in Los Angeles.
Listen, we just wanna — Oh, Jesus. You look really pissed off. Okay, well. We’ll be brief, but it has to be said.
You are wearing a sleeveless, cropped-leg denim jumpsuit – that SNAPS, as if you were 3 YEARS OLD – with an elastic waist band that gives you puffy crotch. While someone takes your picture. OF COURSE you look pissed off.
We’re confused, though. Were you forced to wear this sleeveless, cropped-leg, easy access, elastic-waistbanded, puffy-crotch-making denim jumpsuit against your will? Are you contractually obligated to do so? Is someone holding a family member hostage? Tell us. We can help.
Oh, by the way, we love your hair and your shades. Fab. It’s a shame you had to pair them with a sleeveless, cropped-leg, easy access, elastic-waistbanded, puffy-crotch-making denim jumpsuit.
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