Jessica Biel attends the premiere of “Total Recall” in Hollywood, California in a Christian Dior couture dress paired with Louis Vuitton shoes. Clutch by Jimmy Choo. Jewelry by Tim Binns.
Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren (ELITE)
Tom Binns Grand Dame Large Tangled Crystal and Pearl Necklace
Louis Vuitton “Merry-Go-Round” Pump
And while we wouldn’t go so far as to call this a “science fiction dress,” it does have a slightly unusual, dramatically stark quality to it that does the job. We’re not huge fans of white pumps on anyone other than a bride – especially when paired with a pale pink dress – but these shoes have a bit of an edge to them that helps the look. Love the pockets and the seaming details on the dress; another set of elements that give it an ever-so-slight edge. As for the jewelry, we think she should have chosen either that necklace or those earrings, but wearing both at the same time is a bit much and makes her look a little top-heavy. The hair is a VAST improvement over the swimming-pool hair she sported the other day, but it looks a little plastered to her forehead. Also, she’s sporting orange eyeshadow and that’s really hard for us to forgive. And finally, we don’t care how trendy it is on Pinterest, nail art should not be paired with couture. There. We said it.
IN! Crisp, clean and dramatic!
OUT! Too many weird things and missteps here.
Yvonne Strahovski’s “Behold! the 1955 Chrysler New Yorker!” dress was voted OUT by the Precious Unborn Fawns.