Dianna Agron in Paris

Posted on August 06, 2012

We are firm believers in the idea that truly stylish people have an innate talent for acting, whether they realize it or not. It’s trite to say it, but we all go through life playing roles; sometimes ones we choose and sometimes ones that are thrust upon us. But smart, stylish people figure out on some level that clothes are there to help you in your role and you can switch up the costume depending on your mood. Are you feeling mysterious today? Playful? Fiercely competent? There’s a dress for that, darling. Choose your outfit; choose your role.

So you’ll understand our confusion regarding Dianna’s choice here today. Apparently, the role she decided on was “waitress in a 1940s melodrama.”

Dianna Agron goes shopping while shooting her latest movie ‘Malavita’ in Paris. Shoes by Miu Miu. Sunglasses by Dolce&Gabbana.

Miu Miu ‘Ayers’ Embossed Pump

Seriously; pin an apron on her and she’s ready to bring you your chicken and waffles. She’s Mildred Fierce, except this dress isn’t so fierce. If they ever made a movie called Mildred Twee-As-Fuck, she’s a shoo-in for the role.

It’s not completely horrible, but it needs a belt desperately and those ruffles in the bodice need to go. Also, we find it VERY irritating that she had a chance to inject this outfit with some color in her accessories and she not only chose a skin-colored pink, but she matched her shades to her shoes and that’s a little gross, as far as we’re concerned.Who pairs snakeskin pumps – PINK ones, at that – with seersucker?

This whole look is kind of awful, kittens.

 

[Photo Credit: WENN, mytheresa.com]

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