Darlings, we think you’re all in need of a delicious man in a tux right about now, so let’s all gaze lovingly at Daniel Craig in the poster for the new Bond movie, Skyfall.
Of course we have opinions.
- Opinon One: The whole appeal to Daniel Craig, as far as we’re concerned, is that beautifully craggy face of his with the ice-blue eyes set in the middle. This preternaturally smooth babyface makes him unrecognizable and takes away half the appeal of his looks. It’s freakish. He’s got the eyelids of a man in his mid-forties, but the rest of his face is as smooth as a college student’s.
- Opinion Two: What kind of world is this, where James Fucking Bond’s tux jacket is a skosh too tight on him?
- Opinion Three: Of course we’d hit it.
[Photo Credit: skyfall-movie.com]