Christina Aguilera in Torn by Ronny Kobo

Posted on August 13, 2012

All things considered (like: Christina Aguilera) this isn’t all that bad, except for one item. Can sharp-eyed kittens guess what it is?

 

Christina Aguilera attends the NBCUniversal’s ‘The Voice’ Press Junket and cocktail reception in Los Angeles in a Torn by Ronny Kobo dress paired with an A.L.C. jacket and Christian Louboutin shoes. Jewelry by Lorrie Rodkin and Erickson Beamon.

Torn by Ronny Kobo ‘Sammy’ Dress. A.L.C. Contrast-trim Leather Jacket. Christian Louboutin ‘Daffodil’ Pumps.

It’s the tights, kittens.

Honey, if the dress is too short or too tight for you, putting on a shiny pair of tights isn’t going to rectify that. In other words, if you don’t like the way your legs look in that dress, DON’T WEAR THAT DRESS. At least we’re assuming she didn’t like the way her legs looked. It’s the only thing that could explain why she deployed those godawful tights. Should’ve gone for the sheer black hose, Cathy Cambridge-style. Sure, it probably would have looked a little mature, but it’s better than looking like you have no idea how to dress, amirite?

How is is that her face looks airbrushed all the time now?

 

[Photo Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images, shopbop.com, net-a-porter.com, christianlouboutin.com]

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