Bieber and Gomez Step Out

Posted on August 27, 2012

Selena, honey, allow us to give you some Gay Uncle advice.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez heading to the Bo Burnham‘s comedy show in Hollywood.

Free People New Romantics Pennies From Heaven Dress

Sweetie, if you’re expected to spend hours getting dolled up and totter around in uncomfortable shoes while the best he can manage is a sweatshirt and jeans, put your damn foot down. Tell him to put a little damn effort in. Withhold sex if you have to. Alternately, you could just dress like he does and see which one of you blinks first. We’re pretty sure you will because, sadly, you’ll get ripped to shreds if you went out at night looking like he does, knowing your picture would be taken. Well, we’re with you, Hon. Here’s our promise to you: we BEG you to dress just like the Biebster is in these pictures the next time you two go out in public together, knowing you will be photographed. Witches Honor, we will not say one bad thing about it. We promise.

No, really.

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, freepeople.com]

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