Comic Con, bitches! Where angry nerds in TARDIS and Wonder Woman costumes resent the starlets cluttering up the hallways! We’re torn. Tom is a nerd; Lorenzo is a fashionisto. Tom thinks the TARDIS-attired have a point; Lorenzo just loves another chance to look at famous people wearing expensive clothing. It’s the eternal struggle, darlings! And it’s not an issue we’re going to resolve ourselves, so we might as well rip the dresses.
Not the TARDIS dresses, of course. We’d never critique them.
Anyway, here are the Twilight chicks, appearing at the “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2” panel during Comic-Con International 2012 at the San Diego Convention Center. None of them are dressed like Daenerys Targaryen or Batgirl, dammit.
Michael Kors dress and shoes
Pretty. Polished. Love the belt. Could’ve used some red patent leather thigh-high boots and a big-ass sword, though. Maybe some chain mail covering her sword arm. And a shield.
Fluxus tee, BCBGMAXAZRIA skirt and Barbara Bui sneakers
Cute and perfectly Comic-Con-appropriate, if a little washed-out. Say what you will about the gal, she knows how to dress down. And believe it or not, that’s not a backhanded compliment. We suspect there’s a part of her that understands that tension between the Hollywood crowd and the nerdy crowd at Comic Con and this is her way of making sure she doesn’t look too much like a movie star for this event. Well done.
Could’ve used a cape, a ray gun, and possibly a tiara of some sort with blinking LED lights, however.
The lady + The sailor tee, Robert Rodriguez skirt and Tibi sandals
Honey, we’ve walked those halls during Comic-Con. The idea of ANYONE sporting a high-waisted leather skirt in that damp atmosphere is a little wince-inducing. It’s a cute outfit, though. But we sure hope she’s well-talcum’d in her lady area.
Also, it could’ve used big-ass metal arm gauntlets with guns mounted to them, an eye-patch, and perhaps a loin cloth or metal bustier to complete the look.
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